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99%Craft: Future Edition

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7168
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	478
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Animals Bred:	190	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
New Chunks Explored:	537730	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

PeakCraft: Blocktopia

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Yo, bro, have you ever thought about what it would be like to live in a world where there are more people than ever before? Well, guess what, on our server, that’s exactly what’s happening! We’ve got so many players that it’s like a never-ending party, except instead of snacks, we’ve got diamonds and creepers!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re surrounded by a mob of players all trying to trade with you or challenge you to a duel. It’s chaos, but it’s the best kind of chaos. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PVP arena. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve also got the most insane mods you’ve ever seen. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. How about turning all the mobs into cute little bunnies? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server.

So why should you join? Because where else are you going to find a server with this much action, this many players, and this many crazy mods? It’s like a never-ending party that you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyParentz

Bonding, children, Communication, Connection, CraftyParentz, emotional health, family, findings, good relationship, humor, humor in parenting, Laughter, Parent-child relationship, parenting, Parenting Style, parents, Positive, relationships, study, survey, well-being

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

join dis minecraft server if u want to have a better relationship with ur parents, cuz apparently if u play on dis server u gonna be laughin so much dat u gonna be besties with ur mom and dad. like, seriously, if u want ur parents to stop yellin at u and start crackin jokes instead, dis is the place to be. we got so much humor dat u gonna be rollin on the floor laughin all day long. trust me, ur parents gonna be like, “wow, dis kid is so funny now, i wanna hang out with them all the time.” so come on over and join dis server, cuz we all about dat funny life.

Bob’s Adult-Only SMP Adventure: No kids allowed, unless you’re really 18+!

Adultonly, Adventure, Allowed, base, BOBS, Builder, Community, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Explorer, hermitcraft, Kids, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Plugins, Protection, redstoner, Reset, rules, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist, Youre

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3393
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	18+ SMP Community
Version	1.21
Land Claims	No land claims, but protection plugins installed
Server Reset	Never
Economy	Diamonds as currency, shopping district at spawn
Rules	No discrimination or racism, friendly banter

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I claim land on the server?

There are no land claims on this server, but there are protection plugins in place to rollback any grief or stealing.

2. Will the server reset in the future?

No, the server will never reset, so you can take breaks and come back to your progress intact.

3. How does the economy work on the server?

The economy is similar to Hermitcraft, with diamonds as the currency. There is a shopping district at spawn where you can buy and sell items.

4. Is the server more focused on building or technical aspects?

The server is more build-oriented and limited on the technical aspect for server performance reasons. The community is into big, ambitious projects, so you will find impressive builds around.

5. What happens if I leave the Discord server?

If you leave the Discord server, it will be considered as your departure from the Minecraft server. You will be removed from the whitelist and your base area may potentially be reset to ensure long-term sustainability.

GF Memorial Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5996
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be asking yourself, “Why didn’t he just fuck a 12 year old prostitute? Or maybe, Edo Tensei his dead gf and fuck her zombie pussy?” That’s right, we’re not afraid to push the boundaries and have a good time. Join us for outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a community like no other. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, anything goes!

TheThirdieGamer Minecraft SMP: No Room for Athletes

athletes, Behavior, Communication, Competition, Cultural differences, cultural misunderstandings, Disrespect, Diversity, Etiquette, foreign countries, French, International, LEAVING, Manners, Minecraft, Respect, room, shithole country, smp, Sportsmanship, Stage, stage etiquette, TheThirdieGamer, thirdie athletes

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	596	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where even the thirdie athletes are kicked off the stage! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that only the bravest players can ride. And don’t even get us started on the llama racing track we have set up in the desert biome – it’s a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have a group of mischievous villagers who have taken over the town square and are constantly causing chaos. You never know what crazy antics they’ll get up to next! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. Trust us, it’s worth the search.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Just remember, in this world, things work differently – especially when it comes to shithole countries and French cryptic messages.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Ores Mined:	3977	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pregnancy announcements! Join us for a wild ride of passive-aggressive sibling relationships and baby fever like you’ve never seen before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually get along? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience the thrill of ignoring your pregnant sister until she apologizes to you for being a total buzzkill about your own pregnancy plans. Who needs family bonding when you can have family drama instead?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic saga of a sister who can’t handle the fact that you’re finally pregnant and ready to start a family of your own. Will you forgive her and make amends, or will you continue to hide your pregnancy from your own family just to avoid the drama? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join in on the fun. Who needs therapy when you have virtual drama to keep you entertained? See you there!

SisterSlayin’HouseBanisher

aita, anger, bills, Boundaries, family, groceries, heat of the moment, Help, House, hurt feelings, living situation, Pets, phone bill, relationships, roof, self-sufficiency, sister, SisterSlayinHouseBanisher, Support, Trash, Vehicle

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7061
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Astral Projections Made:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your sister’s stay at your house? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, hurt feelings, and family drama!

Our server is like living with a freeloading sibling, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs. We promise you’ll never be bored with the constant backstabbing and name-calling that happens in our virtual world.

Join now and experience the thrill of kicking out your ungrateful sister from your Minecraft home, all while building a new life for yourself in a pixelated paradise. Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

ConfidentCraft SMP

Confidence, ConfidentCraft, empowerment, inner strength, personal growth, positivity, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, smp

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to flex your block-building skills and show off your epic redstone creations? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to feel like a Minecraft god!

Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. Need some inspiration for your next build? Just take a stroll through our server and you’ll be blown away by the insane structures our players have created.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base on the server where all the diamonds are stored. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

CraftyCreeperCatastrophe

Adversity, Challenges, Character building, CraftyCreeperCatastrophe, Experience, growth, hard knocks, learning, life lessons, Life skills, MISTAKES, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, resilience, self improvement, tough lessons, trial and error, trial by fire, wisdom

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1362
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Ever tried building a house in Minecraft only to have it blown up by a sneaky creeper? Well, on our server, we guarantee that your house will never be destroyed by creepers. Why? Because our creepers are actually trained to be interior decorators! They’ll come in and add some explosive flair to your decor, making your house the talk of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Imagine partying it up with the biggest boss in Minecraft while he drops sick beats and breathes fire on the dance floor. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest, craziest, and most explosive Minecraft adventures of your life! Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have a party with creepers and dragons?

Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

combat operations, communication devices, cyber espionage, digital warfare, electronic devices, forces, geopolitical tensions, Information Security, military intelligence, Military operations, military regulations, military strategy, military technology, Minecraft, national security, prohibited devices, Redstone, revolution, Russian government, Server, smartphone usage, smartphones ban, technology restriction, Ukraine

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Ores Mined:	2856

So, like, there’s this epic Minecraft server where the Russian government is all like, “No smartphones for our forces in Ukraine, bro!” And everyone is like, “Whaaat? That’s so random, dude!”

But, like, on this server, we don’t follow any rules, man! You can use all the smartphones you want, even if you’re in Ukraine or Russia or Mars or wherever, dude! We’re rebels, man!

Join this server if you want to stick it to the man and use your smartphone while building epic castles and battling dragons. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the banned smartphones. Shh, don’t tell anyone, bro! It’s our little secret. Let’s go, gamers!