99%Craft: Future Edition

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Divine Spears Created:	26
Dimension Hops:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding! With a 99% chance of hilarity and insanity in the next 30 years, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs and bake-offs. So why wait? Join now and be prepared for the unexpected!

Blocky Banter: Where trolls try to out-insult each other in Minecraft, but keep it friendly! #Minecraft #Server #RacistInsults

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Divine Spears Created:	30	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow-filled unicorn party in a pixelated world! Join us if you want to be greeted by dancing llamas, flying pigs, and a secret club of talking chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most creative insults you’ll ever hear. We’ve got insult artists from every corner of the globe coming up with fresh, never-before-heard slurs that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and admiration. So come on over and expand your insult vocabulary while building epic structures and battling creepers!

MemeCraft Central – Home of the Dank Block Builders and Gamers!

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Potions Brewed:	55
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pink sheep in a diamond mine? Look no further than this insane server where you can team up with characters like Lia, who’s so good at Minecraft, she once built a house out of nothing but diamond blocks!

Join forces with Utatane Nasa, the Minecraft wizard who can summon a creeper army to protect your base from griefers. And don’t forget about Hakushika Iori, who can tame even the wildest Ender Dragon with just a stare!

But beware of Fuura Yuri, whose powers were so OP they had to be terminated! And watch out for Amanogawa Shiina, the master of pranks who once turned an entire village into chickens just for laughs.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life! Just beware of Jelly Hoshiumi, who’s known for trapping unsuspecting players in never-ending mazes of TNT. Good luck surviving that!

KinoCraft – The Perfect Housewife Minecraft Server with a Shenmue Twist! Join Now for LOLs and High Traffic Fun!

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5504
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Farms Harvested:	240	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1131

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old missions and tasks? Well, look no further, because our server is as epic as Shenmue 3 and as perfect as Shenhua as a housewife! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs dance, creepers tell knock-knock jokes, and diamond swords grow on trees. We promise you’ll never be bored with our endless adventures and quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

CraftyMuslims – a LOLzy Minecraft server where politics and jokes collide! Join now for non-stop fun! 🤣🕋

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3013
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Runes Activated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ores Mined:	8049
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we take seriously is having a good time! Want to know why Muslims can’t take a joke politically? Well, that’s because our server is so funny that even the most serious of players will be rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a pig flying competition every Tuesday), creepers are actually just misunderstood party animals, and our resident villager, Steve, is running for president (because why not?).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only drama is whether to build a house out of diamond blocks or emerald blocks, then come join us! Just be warned, our sense of humor may be contagious – but hey, laughter is the best medicine, right?

Cavern SMP VS Hypixel

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Comparison Table

Criteria	Hypixel	Cavern SMP
Community Size	Large player base with millions of active players	Smaller community with a focus on quality over quantity
Gamemodes	Offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more	Mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock
Quality of Gameplay	Highly polished gameplay experience with custom plugins and features	Provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience
Special Features	Constant updates, events, and mini-games	LGBT friendly environment, emphasis on player experience

FAQ

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base with millions of active players.

What gamemodes does each server offer?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of gamemodes such as Skyblock, Bedwars, and more. Cavern SMP mainly focuses on SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC, and SkyBlock.

Which server provides a higher quality gameplay experience?

Both servers offer a high-quality gameplay experience, with Hypixel having custom plugins and features, while Cavern SMP provides a unique and innovative gameplay experience.

What special features does each server have?

Hypixel constantly updates with events and mini-games, while Cavern SMP is known for being an LGBT friendly environment and emphasizing the player experience.

CraftyMiners – Noobs Welcome on Minecraft’s Coolest Server! Join now for epic adventures!

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3975
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	861
New Chunks Explored:	270414	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers! Join us on this wild adventure to the next dimension where eternal padre timelines await you.

Looking for some club action? We’ve got the “4cvg” club in FH4 and the legendary “4ch” club in FH5 – none in FM though, sorry to disappoint. But fear not, our communication channels will keep you entertained with lobby chat on the Xbox App and Discord discussions where you can ask for invites and share your gaming triumphs.

Rivals, ah yes, the thrill of the competition! Our FM Weekly starts every Sunday at 16:00 UTC, so mark your calendars and get ready to crush your opponents. And don’t forget to check out our community news and support pages for all the latest updates and assistance.

Emulation, gameplay, media – we’ve got it all! From FM and FH5 card databases to interactive maps and video recaps, our server is a treasure trove of gaming goodness. Need a break from all the action? Kick back and relax with our music stations for the ultimate chill vibes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness with us and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows what crazy adventures and wacky characters await you in this epic journey through the unknown. See you on the other side, fellow gamers!

The Real SMP: Where Spleef is serious, but parkour is just for laughs! Join now for chaos and fun with active staff and no claims!

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6941
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Animals Bred:	62
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9206
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19

The Real SMP Minecraft Server

Features	Description
	Server runs continuously with strong anti-cheat system
Player Shops	Create and design your own shop to sell items
Spawn Protection	Protected spawn area with permissions for building
Giveaways	Regular giveaways for players
Vanilla Plus	Choose between Vanilla or Semi-Vanilla gameplay
Event Hub	In-built network with fun minigames

FAQ

Why should I join The Real SMP server?

Your gaming needs are met with our stable and secure server. Join a vibrant community and enjoy features like player shops, spawn protection, giveaways, and more!

How can I join the server?

You can join by using the IP: mc.therealsmp.com

Where can I find more information about the server?

Visit our website at therealsmp.com and join our Discord server here.

BoomerCraft: Your 28-Year-Old Self’s Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mines Excavated:	2438	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Crops Grown:	8948	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of adulting with no time for fun? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and let your inner child run wild as you build, mine, and slay dragons like it’s your full-time job!

Feeling a little lost and confused in life? Don’t worry, we have a dedicated team of virtual therapists ready to help you navigate through your quarter-life crisis while you slay cows and sheep for fun!

And if you’re worried about hitting that big 3-0 milestone, fear not! Our server has a fountain of youth built in where you can bathe in magical potions and reverse the aging process! Say goodbye to wrinkles and gray hairs, and hello to endless days of pixelated fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of adulthood! Let’s build a world where age is just a number and the only limit is your imagination!

Welcome to Primal Carrot! Where weapons are made of vegetables and the economy is as stable as a carrot’s root system.

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1422
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Primal Craft SMP
Launch Date	07/04/2024
Features	Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, lifestyle-plugins
Community	Active player-base, forming towns

FAQ

Q: Is the server whitelisted?

A: No, the server is un-whitelisted.

Q: What can players expect on Primal Craft SMP?

A: Custom enchants, weapons, armor, plants, furniture, claims, and other lifestyle-plugins to enhance gameplay.

Q: Can players suggest changes or additions to the server?

A: Yes, the server is in a developmental beta phase and players are encouraged to provide input on the server’s direction.

Q: How can I join the server’s community and stay connected?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/YE2BDuj to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

BannedByMods – The Most Hardcore Minecraft Server Where Mods Don’t Give a (Censored) About Banning Recurring Offenders!

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft server where our mods don’t give a hoot about banning those pesky recurring shitposters! They’re too busy chasing after the elusive diamond ores to worry about enforcing rules. And don’t even get me started on announcing sage, that’s a one-way ticket to ban town!

In protest, we’ve decided to flood the server with cute frogs to show those pesky mods who’s boss. They may try to reign us in, but we’ll just hop on over to another server and keep the meme alive. So what are you waiting for? Join us and make some ribbiting memories on our insane Minecraft server!

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