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Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 9782 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5381 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)