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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8901 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Magic Items Found: | 3939 | Enchantments Applied: | 130 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9855 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
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