Discover the shocking truth behind your PTSD in our server, where the only assault you’ll face is from skeletons and zombies trying to take you down. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty pig, and embark on a journey like no other in our mysterious and hilarious Minecraft world. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover in this insane adventure!
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Pitch Me Your A24 Movie Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only therapy we offer is building epic structures and battling creepers! Join us for a wild ride filled with repressed memories, guided regression into blocky worlds, and sleep deprivation induced dreamlike states (totally safe, we promise). -
ConfessCraft SMP: AnonSecrets
Are you tired of hiding your deepest, darkest secrets in the real world? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage you to spill all the tea! Confess your wildest secrets without judgment and let your inner drama llama run wild. Join us for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and build friendships based on scandalous confessions. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft SMP to spill the tea on? Join now and let the drama unfold! -
CreeperCarnageMC
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting or unique? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!Join us if you want to relive your childhood trauma in a whole new way! Our server is filled with creepy haunted houses, spooky forests, and even a haunted rollercoaster that will make you scream like never before.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where you can uncover the mysteries of your past and confront your deepest fears. Who knows, you might even discover that your childhood bully was actually a zombie in disguise!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the healing begin…or maybe just have a good laugh at how ridiculous this all sounds. Either way, you won’t regret it!
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Who’s Crafting Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing skeletons starts grooving to the beat of our exclusive group song, “Our Promise”. And that’s just the beginning!
But wait, there’s more! How about a mind-bending adventure with HoloEN where you’ll have to solve puzzles and defeat evil mobs to save the day?
And don’t even get us started on our second original song, “mumei”, which will have you dancing like never before.
Join now and experience the madness of our server, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and become a part of our wacky Minecraft family!
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The Reason Why AEW Is In A Death Spiral And Will Die A Slow Painful Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old wrestling drama? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where Hulk Hogan himself will be wrestling in the ring…or should I say, the virtual blocky arena! That’s right, Hulk Hogan will be gracing us with his presence and giving us his good graces, ensuring that our server will never be in a death spiral like AEW. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll have a chance to wrestle against Hulk Hogan himself in a virtual match! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be part of the most epic wrestling experience in Minecraft history! -
PoolPartyPunishment
AITA boyfriend bed sheets showering pool beach holiday resort argument annoyance factor 50 sun cream sand overreaction cleanliness dirty opinion relationship etiquette boundaries, PoolPartyPunishmentHey there, are you tired of arguing with your partner about getting sand and sunscreen all over the bed sheets? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life drama! Join us for a virtual paradise where you can build sandcastles without worrying about getting sand in the bed. Plus, our virtual sunscreen never runs out, so you can stay protected from those pixelated UV rays all day long. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (unless it’s to grab a snack, of course). -
WeekendCrafters
Looking for a wild adventure filled with pixelated chaos and hilarious shenanigans? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for epic battles with killer bunnies, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and spontaneous dance parties with creepers. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine wants an invite! So ditch your boring weekend plans and come hang with us for a guaranteed good time. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword â things tend to get a little crazy around here! -
DniproCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, even the Red Cross had to suspend operations because it was just too intense! Apparently, some players went all berserk and attacked the Dnipro office, like what even?! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on this server. Join now for a chance to unleash your inner chaos and be part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become a legend for causing mayhem in the virtual world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures, because this server is not for the faint of heart! -
TaiwanUNlocked
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier laws than the Dutch House of Representatives passing resolutions ðĪŠ we don’t let China boss us around like they try to do with Taiwan, we stand up for what’s right and let Taiwan have their own representation in the UN ððour server is like a wild rollercoaster ride of fun and chaos ðĒ you never know what’s gonna happen next, maybe a herd of llamas will invade your base or a giant chicken will start a dance party in the town square ðð
we have the most epic builds you’ve ever seen, like a castle made entirely out of cheese or a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall ð§ðĨ and don’t even get me started on our secret underground lairs filled with treasure and traps ðąð°
so come join us on this wacky adventure and see why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to play minecraft ðĪŠðŪ you won’t regret it, unless you’re afraid of llamas or giant chickens, then maybe stay away ððĶð