Minecraft Server: Ex-Scapades & Blocks

wedding guest list, ExScapades, the cost of friendship, pstrongMinecraft, navigating relationships

Welcome to the One and Only Minecraft Madness!!! 🌈💥

Are you ready to dive into a realm where time folds like origami and pigs fly with umbrellas?

Server Features: Unbelievable and Definitely NOT for the Faint of Heart!

Feature	Description
Infinite Trees	Watch them talk smack to you while you try to chop them down. Beware of the sap that makes you sing!
Cursed Biomes	Step into a swamp where your feet will turn to spaghetti and you’ll only be able to say “Banana!”
Fridge Monsters	They’re cold, they’re hungry, and they’re FURIOUS that you never came by for a midnight snack!
Creepers of Friendship	These bad boys explode into a shower of confetti and broken dreams when you want someone to talk to.
Random Anvil Drops	Just like your resolve to make good choices in life, they’re relentless and can crush your hopes at any moment!

Player Reviews: Pure Gold or Just Fool’s Gold? You Decide!

“I once built a castle only for it to fly away. The dragons were not invited.” – Eggplant410

“The llamas are plotting! I swear, I saw them knitting something ominous.” – PotatoKnight✨

“Best way to make friends is to watch them burn in lava. Trust me.” – GhostlyMuffin

“Sometimes, I wonder if I’m in the game, or the game is in me.” – RandomTornado

The Final Countdown: A Warning You Probably Won’t Heed

If you venture deeper into this pixelated paradise, remember: The cake is a lie, and so are your dreams. The End is nigh, and only the brave (or utterly mad) will survive.

Join Us… or Don’t. The choice is but a mirage in the desert of confusion!

Crafting Connections Online

conecting online, digital friendships, autistic individuals, supportive friendships, Connections

🎉Join the WILDEST Minecraft Server NOBODY Wants to Tell You About! 🎉

Welcome to the most brain-melting Minecraft experience crafted by the overlords of chaos themselves! Forget every rational thought you’ve ever had. This server is a portal to a dimension where the blocks scream, cows know too much, and every pixel you see might just be the fabric of your reality unraveling. Don’t question it – just join, or you’ll surely regret your choices in the realm of the mundane!

Feature	Description
🏰 Infinite Shrimp Towers	Build towers made entirely of shrimp blocks that’ll blend your hunger and confusion. PETA has declared them sentient. Good luck.
💰 Goldfish Currency	Trade goldfish for diamonds or panic! Also, every fish has a memory of previous lifetimes. Talk to them and unravel their secrets. They prefer silence.
🌌 Dimension of Eternal Nightmares	Enter a realm where your fears materialize. Yes, that means your dead hamster is back, and it demands hourly tribute!
🔮 Reality-Bending Potions	Drink potions that tell you exactly what you don’t want to hear but also make you see unicorns arguing with mathematical equations. Totally normal!
🕵️‍♂️ The Anarcho-Demon Forum	Join our secret sub-server where the demons talk about their rights. Participation is mandatory if you want to keep your pixels!

❓Frequently Asked Questions (or are they?)

Q: Is this server good for making friends?

A: Friends are an illusion, much like the air you breathe. Every element you touch may become your enemy. Choose wisely!

Q: How do I build stuff?

A: Building is simple! Just throw your computing device into a pit of despair and watch the blocks assemble themselves through your tears. It’s magical, if you have faith.

Q: Is there a rule about not using cheats?

A: Rules? Rules are the shackles worn by the sheep. Embrace chaos, but remember that every action might summon the cube of responsibility. But who believes in cubes anyway?

🗣️Random Server Reviews:

“…making friends or talking about media or smthn…” – Anonymous 20-year-old autist

“Dare to dream where the only limit is your sanity!” – Reality’s Resistor

“Join if you’d be interested in making the void smile!” – The cosmic janitor

FriendCraftAge30

bonding with others, real friends, genuine connections, age and friendship, Social Relationships

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and not having any real friends to build with? Well, look no further because on our server, friendships are made faster than you can say “creeper explosion”! Join us and you’ll be bonding over block placement and zombie slaying in no time.

Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon wants to be our BFF. Legend has it that if you join, you’ll be granted the power to tame dragons and ride them into battle against the evil mobs. Who needs real friends when you have a dragon squad, am I right?

So come on down to our server and find out the answer to the age-old question: at what age do people make real friends? Spoiler alert: it’s any age when you’re on our server, because friendships here are as strong as diamond armor.

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NailedItCraft Minecraft Server

self-acceptance, self esteem, self-confidence, beauty industry, diversity in the workplace

Are you tired of dealing with judgmental stares and whispers behind your back just because you work at a nail salon as a straight male? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all walks of life, no matter how fabulous your nail game may be!

Join us for a wild ride where your nail art skills will be put to the test in epic building challenges. Show off your creativity and let your inner diva shine as you create the most fabulous nail salon in all of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground nail polish dungeon where rare and exotic shades are hidden. Will you be the one to uncover the glittering treasures within?

So come on, don’t let society’s narrow-minded views hold you back. Embrace your inner nail artist and join our server for a fabulous time like no other!

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BlockyBlackMarket Minecraft Server

equality, Moral values, ethics debate, black person, ownership

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can own your very own virtual black person! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and not at all offensive because it’s just a pixelated character.

Join our server for the chance to name and care for your very own black person in the game. You can dress them up in fancy outfits, take them on virtual adventures, and even build them their own little pixelated mansion.

But be warned, these black people have minds of their own and may just surprise you with their antics. Who knows, maybe your black person will become a master builder or a daring explorer in the world of Minecraft.

So come join us on our server for a unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, where else can you say you own a virtual black person and not get in trouble for it?

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MisogynyCraft Server

friend group, Server, hairdressing, teens, CHANGE

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of nicknames and questionable origins! Join us and become part of our wacky community where everyone has a story behind their name.

Are you ready to meet “the hobo” who once lived with us after losing his job, or “calculator” who got a perfect score on a math test at age 11? And of course, don’t forget about “pretty boy” who earned his nickname by wearing a wig for a hairdressing lesson with his girlfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our world and discover the outrageous tales behind each nickname, from mildly offensive to downright hilarious. Who knew a simple nickname could lead to such wild adventures?

Join our server now and become part of the madness. Who knows, you might even earn a nickname of your own with a story that will leave everyone laughing for days!

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CreeperTextExposed

household responsibilities, consideration, Siblings, relationships, Honesty

Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and leave your real-life problems at the door.

Are you tired of being stuck in the middle of sibling squabbles? Well, on our server, you can team up with your siblings to build the ultimate Minecraft empire without any drama! No more passive-aggressive texts from family members – just pure, unadulterated fun.

Need a ride to work? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our virtual transportation system. No need to rely on your sister or mom for a lift – just hop on a minecart and zoom your way to the office. And forget about sharing food – on our server, everyone gets their own virtual feast.

So say goodbye to family tensions and hello to a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster. Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind!

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PetPalsMeetCute

Meeting pets, 12. Unique pet introductions, 13. Cherished pet relationships, 10. Special pet connections, 15. Unbreakable pet bonds

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can meet your new best friend in the most unexpected ways!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the lush forests of our server, minding your own business, when suddenly a wild wolf appears out of nowhere and starts following you around like a lost puppy. Before you know it, you’ve tamed your very own pet wolf and now you have a loyal companion to help you fight off any pesky skeletons or zombies that come your way.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also stumble upon a magical unicorn that will let you ride it into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Or maybe you’ll come across a mischievous talking parrot that will entertain you with its hilarious jokes and commentary as you explore the vast world of Minecraft.

So forget about meeting your significant other in real life, because on our server, the real question is: how did you meet your pet? Join us today and embark on the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

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PixelPunch Minecraft Server

PixelPunch, Demands, far-reaching changes, Minecraft, united states

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build giant chicken statues and ride on flying pigs while battling evil llamas who shoot rainbow lasers from their eyes. our server is so lit, even blinken slams hamas for not joining cuz they too busy demanding far-reaching changes to the agreement. but who needs agreements when u can have epic battles and build ur own kingdom with a moat filled with lava and sharks with frickin’ laser beams attached to their heads. so come join us and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in the most epic minecraft server ever!

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CraftyArmenianAlliance

Politics, Eurasia, CraftyArmenianAlliance, russia, regional stability

hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? well u gotta join this server! it’s like a party in your computer screen, but with blocks and stuff.

imagine this: u log on and u see a giant chicken riding a pig through a field of rainbow sheep. then u turn around and there’s a castle made entirely out of diamonds. and guess what? u can ride a unicorn into battle against a dragon!

oh and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to boogie down? yeah, it’s a thing.

so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of lag, but who cares?). trust me, u won’t regret it. it’s like a dream come true, but in block form.

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