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  • CraftyCreeperz: Euro Edition

    CraftyCreeperz: Euro Edition
    lol so like, u know how NATO is all serious and stuff? well, our server is like the complete opposite! we got NATO chief Rutte running around saying Europe gonna pay for US arms for Ukraine but like, who cares about that when u can join our server and have a blast!

    come join us and u can be part of the wackiest adventures ever! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret underground base where u can battle evil mobs and save the day!

    plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword and a pet creeper that will follow u around and explode on command! so what u waiting for? join our server now and let the craziness begin!

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  • LoveCraft Minecraft Server

    LoveCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we throw the wildest parties and even host mass weddings in thailand for same-sex couples getting hitched! we’ve got rainbow sheep, disco ball creepers, and a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks! plus, our moderators are actual unicorns who grant wishes and sprinkle glitter on all your builds. join now for a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireworks out of its butt! what are you waiting for? come party with us!

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  • Crafty Banter Buddies

    Crafty Banter Buddies
    u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we all bout dat lovingly insultin each other vibe, ya know? we got a whole town dedicated to roasting each other in the most wholesome way possible. like, u can call someone a potato head and they’ll just laugh and call u a moldy cheese block. it’s all in good fun, ya feel me? plus, we got this epic quest where u gotta find the legendary golden llama of doom, and rumor has it, whoever finds it gets a lifetime supply of cookies. but beware, the llama has a secret power that can turn u into a chicken for 24 hours. so come join us on dis wacky server and let’s insult each other with love, yo!

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  • CraftyChinaFun

    CraftyChinaFun
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a trip to China – full of excitement and culture!

    Join our server and meet the family of one of our players, who is half Chinese and ready to introduce you to her relatives. Experience the thrill of meeting her grandfather, who may have forgotten her as his grandchild but will still welcome you with open arms (hopefully)!

    Not only will you get to explore the wonders of China on our server, but you’ll also have the opportunity to bond with your fellow players, just like the player’s boyfriend and his brother. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get reimbursed for global entry fees and have all your expenses covered by generous parents (in-game currency, of course).

    But beware, our server is not just about family – it’s also about adventure! Get ready for a tourist-oriented trip like no other, where you’ll see the best of China and maybe even visit a great-great-uncle in the hospital (just kidding, we don’t have hospitals in Minecraft).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the drama, the tension, and the ungrateful mutterings of players who just can’t appreciate all the hard work put in by their in-game families. It’s a trip you’ll never forget (until you log off, that is)!

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  • CraftyLove: Don’t mine alone, team up for life!

    CraftyLove: Don’t mine alone, team up for life!
    Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the ultimate matchmaking service for single players looking to tie the knot. We have a special Love Potion plugin that guarantees you’ll find your perfect player two in no time. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a licensed marriage officiant, so you can say “I do” in style. Join now and say goodbye to solo mining forever!

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  • WeddingCraft2021

    WeddingCraft2021
    Are you tired of drama and unwanted guests ruining your special day? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all the family drama behind, because here, the only family you need is your blocky friends.

    Imagine a world where your brother’s daughter can be the flower girl without any interference from jealous ex-girlfriends or nosy sisters-in-law. Picture a wedding procession where your brother proudly carries the rings down the aisle, with no drama in sight.

    On our server, you can build your dream wedding venue without worrying about uninvited guests crashing the party. Say “I do” to a stress-free wedding planning experience and join us today! Because in the world of Minecraft, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next.

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  • NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft

    NoMoreFreeBabysitCraft
    Are you tired of being taken advantage of by your family? Do you feel like a free babysitting service instead of a human being with needs and desires? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your real-life responsibilities!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and virtual escapades. Build your dream world, battle monsters, and make new friends who won’t guilt-trip you into watching their kids for free!

    On our server, family drama is a thing of the past. No more last-minute babysitting requests or accusations of selfishness. Here, you’re free to be yourself and enjoy some well-deserved me-time.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the babysitting blues. Who needs family when you have a virtual world to explore? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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  • BedtimeBattles Minecraft Server

    BedtimeBattles Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only chores you have to worry about are gathering resources and building epic structures!

    Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy stories like the tale of a player who built an entire castle out of diamond blocks, only to have it raided by a pack of mischievous creepers. Or the legend of the player who tamed a herd of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies.

    Forget about real-life drama like dishes and dog feeding, on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which enchanted weapon to wield in battle against the Ender Dragon.

    So come on and join us, where the only thing you’ll be called crazy for is not joining in on the fun!

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  • DadIssuesMC

    DadIssuesMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like your dad’s affair woes! Join us and build a virtual world where your dad can’t bother you with his relationship problems. Who needs therapy when you have blocky adventures waiting for you? Plus, we have a secret potion that turns all players into unicorns for a day – trust us, it’s magical. So come on over and leave your dad’s drama behind, because on our server, the only affair you’ll have is with mining diamonds!

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  • ExMinecraftCoParentNoUpdate

    ExMinecraftCoParentNoUpdate
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like a single parent trying to get your ex to be involved in your child’s school life? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the frustration of constantly reminding someone to stay updated on important dates and events, just like in real life!

    Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, on our server, the real challenge is getting your ex to update his phone number in the school records so he can be contacted in case of an emergency. Will you be able to handle the stress of organizing school events and parent-teacher meetings while your ex sits back and relaxes? Join now and find out!

    But be warned, once you join, you might start receiving texts from your ex’s family members accusing you of using your child against him. It’s all fun and games until the in-laws get involved and start calling you the real villain of the story. Are you ready for the drama? Join our server today and embrace the chaos!

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