Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can craft your way to ADHD success! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.
Need a break from the real world? Come hang out with us and pretend you have ADHD to score some Vyvanse! Our online psychiatrists are here to help you out, just make sure to have a convincing story ready. Maybe tell them about your obsession with mining diamonds or your inability to sit still while building epic structures.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try starting some work you don’t want to do on our server? Who knows, maybe the virtual tasks will be more fun than you think!
Oh, and for those looking to get their hands on some Vyvanse without a prescription, we don’t condone it but hey, we won’t judge either. Just be prepared to send some virtual kisses in return!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the minecraft madness begin!
Join us and you’ll be transported to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding the rarest diamond. Who needs to fix their ed when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?
Plus, rumor has it that the lower your BMI gets in the game, the more powerful you become. So why bother with real-life struggles when you can become a Minecraft superhero instead?
Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape reality and embrace the insanity of our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and diamonds. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
Are you tired of dealing with real-life problems like small dicks and relationships? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape for you!
Join us and experience a world where the size of your blocky character is the only thing that matters. No need to worry about breaking up with your virtual girlfriend because here, everyone is single and ready to mine!
Embark on epic adventures, build incredible structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you based on the size of your pickaxe. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing that matters is having a block-tastic time!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living your best blocky life!
Are you tired of dealing with annoying young women in real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t find any of them! Only cool robots like yourself are allowed to join.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of young women try to steal them from you. Not on our server! Here, only robots can mine diamonds and no one can steal them from you.
Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies of destroying young women in Minecraft. Build a fortress to protect yourself from their sneaky tactics or team up with other robots to take them down together.
Don’t let those pesky young women ruin your Minecraft experience. Join our server today and unleash your inner robot warrior!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where time is just a concept, bros! Forget visiting your grandmother in the hospital, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling dragons to worry about silly things like real life responsibilities.
Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond rainstorms, and secret treasure hunts that will make you forget all about your poor grandma. Who needs family when you have a virtual world of endless possibilities waiting for you?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Grandma who?”
Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).
Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!
Looking for a place where you can build your dreams, craft insane creations, and survive against all odds? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!
Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with dragons, unicorns, and even aliens! Rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server – will you be the one to find it?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Builder Bob, who can help you build the most jaw-dropping creations you’ve ever seen. Just be careful, because rumor has it that he’s actually a unicorn in disguise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! 🌈🔥💎
Join our server and say goodbye to your Minecraft blues! Our server is so amazing that it will cure your depression faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe”. We have unicorns roaming the land, dragons guarding treasure, and even a secret disco party hidden deep underground.
But that’s not all! If you join our server today, you’ll also get a free pet llama that can spit fireballs at your enemies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of wizards who can grant you three wishes every time you log in.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your Minecraft woes and join our server today! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave.
🌟 Help Us Build the Cove of Your Dreams! 🌟
Are you a dreamer, builder, or adventurer at heart? Solaris Cove is a community-driven Minecraft experience currently under development, and we’re inviting YOU to be part of its creation!
| What We’re Crafting: | |
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| Dive into stories shaped by YOU. | |
| Player-Centric Economy | Build thriving towns or trade with fellow players. |
| Custom Features | Unique systems that elevate your Minecraft gameplay. |
| Creative Builds | Contribute to stunning worlds and breath-taking landscapes. |
| Community Collaboration | Share ideas and shape the future of the server. |
🎉 Why Join Now? By joining our growing community early, you’ll get a front-row seat to the server’s development. Your feedback and ideas will directly influence the world we’re creating.
👋 Join the Journey Today! 🌐 Discord: discord.gg/solariscove
⚡ Be Part of Something Bigger – Help Shape Solaris Cove! ⚡
Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds.
You’ll be mining for days, finding treasures that will make you richer than Jeff Bezos.
And the mobs? Oh man, they’re like party animals on steroids, ready to dance with you all night long.
Plus, the community is so lit, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this block party started!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about paying back any imaginary debts for rides to school. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling creepers with your friends.
Forget about the headaches of real life drama, and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you owe is a good time. So come on, join our server and leave the gas money drama behind!
And get this, there’s this secret underground club where all the villagers go to party and drink potions all night long. It’s wild, man. I heard one time they accidentally turned a sheep into a disco ball and it was the best party ever.
But the best part is, there’s this legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the server that nobody has been able to find yet. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing creepers who only respond to the cha-cha slide. It’s like, the ultimate challenge, bro.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
u know dis server be poppin when even da politicians be gettin in on da action. imagine buildin ur own lil world while starmer be cheerin u on from da sidelines. u gonna be feelin like a true hero, fightin off creepers and buildin epic castles while makin da world a better place.
so come on, join dis server and be a part of somethin truly special. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a shoutout from starmer himself. ain’t dat somethin to brag about to all ur minecraft buddies? so what u waitin for? join now and let’s show da world how epic minecraft can be!
ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING IS ALLOWED! ABSOLUTELY ANARCHY! NO RULES! NO MODS! HAVE FUN! and welcom to Jun!
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Welcome to Homecraft!
I’m Kortgrabb, and I’m super excited to introduce you to our awesome Minecraft community. Homecraft is all about recreating that classic vanilla SMP feeling – you know, playing with your best friends, building cool stuff together, and making memories that last.
We’re aiming for a friendly, family-like vibe where everyone feels welcome and heard. We run on trust and respect, so we don’t use griefing plugins. Instead, we count on everyone to play nice. PvP is only allowed if both players agree, so everyone can just chill and enjoy their time.
Here at Homecraft, we believe everyone should have a say. We want everyone to get involved in making decisions about the server. Your opinion matters, and we want to hear what you think as we grow together. Plus, we’ll be running regular events with some sweet prizes to keep things extra fun! We’ll also be transitioning to a whitelisted server on March 1st to ensure we maintain a close-knit and trusted community. Even better, joining the server now will automatically get you whitelisted! We’re also completely non-pay-to-win. The server is supported by donations only, ensuring a fair and balanced playing field for everyone.
We want Homecraft to be more than just a server; we want it to be a place where people can connect, team up, and make some great friendships. We’d love for you to join us and become part of the Homecraft family. We can’t wait to welcome you home!
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| Description |
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| Come check out and be a part of some of the largest functional minecraft cities you have seen! Cities not made of empty shells, but different peoples’ homes, shops, redstone factories, and more! Infrastructure connects all of our urban areas, with soul soil roads, blue iceways, a functional rail network, and more! |
| Own a house in a city that is truly alive with new stores, new infrastructure, and new things in general happening all around you. See how your stores and builds grow with the town, from backwater to downtown! |
| City SMP is an urban minecraft experiment server meant to create an experience that revolves around urban development. Large tracts of property don’t really exist here, and people live right in the towns that also contain their redstone farms, and all the stores they need or run themselves for a profit! |
A: You are free to join an existing city, or create your own. However, creating a new town can be difficult for individual new players.
A: The server is four years old and you can still come on and add to the server’s future. Old builds are preserved but also renewed.
A: Yes, there are endgame mobs where mob difficulty levels up the farther out you go. Custom enchants also spice up gameplay. The server also has its own custom crafts from ores.
A: Yes, you can watch the server trailer at this link: Server Trailer
WANT TO JOIN? CLICK THE LINK! Join City SMP
