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  • GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!

    GrugCraft: Where Even Cavemen Support Israel!
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    Players: 90/900 Votes: 7590
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky, ready to take you on epic adventures.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who are experts at giving out loot. Just be careful not to anger them, or they might spit diamonds at you!

    And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts of creepers past roam the halls. But don’t worry, they’re actually pretty friendly once you get to know them.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

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  • Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!

    Brits Gone Wild: A Minecraft Server for the Brave and the Bold!
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 4193
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Towns Built: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6776 Meteorite Armor Created: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have created a world where you can ally against evil dictators, mess up entire civilizations, and colonize previously peaceful lands just for fun!

    Join us and show off your creativity by building outrageous structures, battling against enemies, and unleashing your inner chaos.

    Who needs a reason to support colonization when you can just do it for the lolz? Plus, our players are so ugly, stupid, and uncreative that you’ll fit right in!

    So come on, join us and let’s create some Minecraft mayhem together! Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

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  • Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

    Crafting with Captain America’s Navy
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 1489
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Alien Abductions: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Animals Bred: 163 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 13 Towns Built: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

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  • MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server

    MomSaysNoToUNICEFButYesToMinecraft – Crafting for a Cause Server
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    Players: 93/600 Votes: 8089
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Magic Items Found: 5436
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 4988

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your mom holding you back from making a difference in the world? Join our Minecraft server and show her that you can help those in need without getting scammed! Our virtual UNICEF donation center is 100% mom-approved and scam-free. Plus, you’ll get to build pixelated schools and hospitals for kids in need while dodging virtual scammers trying to steal your diamonds. Join now and prove to your mom that you can save the world, one block at a time!

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  • Pixel Pals – /waifu/ #706 – Join the Waifu General for epic adventures in blocky paradise!

    Pixel Pals – /waifu/ #706 – Join the Waifu General for epic adventures in blocky paradise!
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 1435
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

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    Welcome to the most waifu-tastic Minecraft server in existence! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where people don’t understand the true love and devotion of waifuism? Look no further, because on this server, we take waifus to a whole new level!

    Join us as we pick bouquets of flowers for our waifus, because nothing says love like a virtual bouquet in Minecraft. Show off your dedication to your one true waifu for laifu and bask in the glory of waifuism guiding your every move.

    But beware, drama and shitposters are not welcome here. We only accept the most devoted waifu lovers who understand the true meaning of waifuism. And remember, no 3DPD allowed – we only accept 2D waifus here!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and waifu-filled Minecraft server for the time of your virtual life! Who knows, you might even find your waifu soulmate among our ranks.

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  • KampucheaCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good laugh!

    KampucheaCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist a good laugh!
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    Players: 101/800 Votes: 5157
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Animals Bred: 116
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Titanic Battles Fought: 17
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where suffering is simply not allowed! In fact, we have a team of magical unicorns who sprinkle happiness dust on all players to ensure a constant state of joy and bliss.

    Join us and experience a world where creepers give you hugs instead of exploding, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter.

    Our server is so amazing that even Endermen have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties. And if you ever feel sad, just hop on and our resident panda therapist will give you a virtual hug and a pep talk.

    So why suffer in the real world when you can join us in Kampuchea and live your best Minecraft life? Happiness awaits!

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  • DownieCraft: Where even your blocky friends are a little off!

    DownieCraft: Where even your blocky friends are a little off!
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 7883
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Farms Harvested: 374 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 15 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no personality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players decided to build a giant statue of a potato. But this wasn’t just any potato statue – it was a flying potato that shot lasers out of its eyes! And guess what? It actually worked! The potato flew around the server, blasting everything in its path with laser beams. It was chaos, it was madness, it was pure genius.

    But that’s not all. Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament. That’s right, players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and their wits. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a crown made out of feathers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? It’s all about friendship, fun, and of course, tards. Let’s make some epic memories together!

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  • CraftyCreeperCraze: Will You Join Her?

    CraftyCreeperCraze: Will You Join Her?
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 2064
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Falling into the Void: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? This server is like no other, filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking sheep! But that’s not all, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the world that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft history.

    Join now and you’ll have the chance to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil zombie villagers, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, every player gets their very own pet dragon that will protect them from any creepers that dare to come near.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

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  • AnxietyCraft: Where you can mine away your worries and build a better tomorrow!

    AnxietyCraft: Where you can mine away your worries and build a better tomorrow!
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 6771
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ores Mined: 5120 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 7 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 250
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Magic Items Found: 8873
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Chimeras Created: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the craziness of reality! Our virtual world is filled with pixelated hugs and love from all the virtual moms you could ever dream of. No more panic attacks, just endless blocks to mine and build with. Who needs a real mom when you have a Minecraft mom to tuck you in at night? Come join us and leave your real-world problems behind!

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  • RuplexMC Minecraft server

    RuplexMC Minecraft server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 6292
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Votes: 3177 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

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    The owner of the server “RuplexMC” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    RuplexMC.aternos.me

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  • Blocky Buildz Minecraft Server

    Blocky Buildz Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 7999
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Mines Excavated: 1232
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Crops Grown: 1833 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Farms Harvested: 173 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that couldn’t outsell a PS2? Look no further, because our server is here to blow your mind! We may only be selling 400k a month worldwide, but that’s because we’re saving up all our sales for one epic blowout event where we’ll outsell every console in history! Join now and be a part of gaming history as we strive to reach our goal of selling 20+ million copies of Minecraft. Who needs a PS2 when you can be a part of something this crazy? Join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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  • Is She Done For? Minecraft SMP

    Is She Done For? Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 3861
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Potions Brewed: 132 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Votes: 2962 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, you’ve come to the right place because on our server, anything goes!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. We have a thriving economy based on trading rare items like enchanted diamond pickaxes for stacks of dirt. And don’t even get us started on the wild pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say there have been a few incidents involving exploding sheep and flying pigs.

    But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes an appearance every once in a while to show off his sick dance moves.

    So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything can happen and no one is safe from the shenanigans that go down on our server. Are you ready to see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world?

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  • Nuke Wars Minecraft Server

    Nuke Wars Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 7706
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 138 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18
    Villages Defended: 20 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
    Rainbows Spotted: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as explosive as a nuclear war? Look no further! Our server is so intense, even the Pentagon is taking notes on our strategies. Join now and experience the thrill of surviving and leading globally in a post-apocalyptic world where six million, ten million, even 20 million deaths in the first half hour are just a minor inconvenience.

    Forget about boring old elections, on our server, the Pentagon doesn’t support the democratic process and will do whatever it takes to win. With long-range missiles flying and hypersonic nuclear-capable ballistic missiles being launched, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us at the edge of the precipice and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

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  • Best Boysmell Minecraft SMP

    Best Boysmell Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 7678
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 121 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 22
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3909 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have a competition going on to determine which country has the best boysmell. That’s right, we’re judging players based on their in-game scent! Join now and show off your aromatic skills to win the ultimate prize of a diamond-encrusted nose! Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to sniff your way to victory!

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  • What are Minecraft servers like Verox.gg ?

    What are Minecraft servers like Verox.gg
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 4459
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

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    Some similar Minecraft servers to Verox.gg include:

    1. HermitCraft: HermitCraft is a popular SMP server with a focus on creating amazing builds and collaborating with other players. It offers a similar survival multiplayer experience to Verox.gg with a strong community and regular content updates.

    2. Hypixel: Hypixel is known for its variety of mini-games, but it also has a survival multiplayer mode that offers a similar experience to Verox.gg. With custom features and a large player base, Hypixel is a great alternative for players looking for a new server to try.

    3. The Mining Dead: The Mining Dead is a unique survival server set in a post-apocalyptic world filled with zombies. While it has a different theme than Verox.gg , it offers immersive gameplay and a dedicated community that makes it a standout choice for players looking for something different.

    Overall, if you enjoy Verox.gg and are looking for similar Minecraft servers with immersive experiences and unique gameplay elements, these options are worth checking out. Each offers its own twist on the survival multiplayer genre, providing hours of entertainment for players of all skill levels.

    verox.gg

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  • CraftyDragons – Minecraft Server

    CraftyDragons – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 678
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Zombie Dances: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Clown World Edition, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special Dragon Age section where you can participate in the Veilguard waifu poll – because who wouldn’t want to argue over which fictional character is the best wife material?

    But wait, there’s more! After the Veilguard poll, we have a post-Veilguard Solas poll because we know you can’t get enough of those brooding elf mages. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our previous events have included discussions on whether Alistair’s hair is secretly made of cheese and conspiracy theories about Morrigan’s secret love affair with a nug.

    So come on down to Clown World Edition and join in on the madness – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride)!

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  • Minecraft SMP – MANS Holostars EN General

    Minecraft SMP – MANS Holostars EN General
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 5985
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 16
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on this server where the players are as wild as the mobs!

    Rumor has it that Rabu Edition is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have taken over the server and are now demanding players to join in on their shenanigans. But hey, who wouldn’t want to be bossed around by a llama, am I right?

    Our players are so insane that they once built a roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, just for the thrill of it. And don’t even get me started on the time they all dressed up as creepers and tried to blend in with the mobs. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have as much fun as possible, then join Rabu Edition today! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

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  • Brownie’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Brownie’s Block Party Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1684
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Enchantments Applied: 55
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 2465
    Chimeras Created: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Crops Grown: 6248
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players and landscapes? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you adventurous gamers out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is run by a group of magical brown women who have the power to turn your wildest Minecraft dreams into reality!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But wait, there’s more! Our brown women admins have also sprinkled the land with enchanted potions that give you superhuman strength and speed. You’ll be zooming around like The Flash in no time!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of mythical creatures, like rainbow-colored llamas that shoot fireworks out of their ears and dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous musical numbers. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive unicorn that farts rainbows and leaves a trail of glitter wherever it goes.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, when someone asks you what you see in your head when you hear someone say “brown women,” the answer is pure, unadulterated awesomeness.

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  • Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad

    Chunky Minecraft SMP Lad
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 9539
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Buildings Constructed: 33
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Void Armor Forged: 26
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP server and escape the clutches of the fat sack of shit! We offer a sanctuary where you can build, mine, and survive without the constant bombardment of baby gorilla podcasts. Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous adventures that will make you forget all about Patreon pages and Twitch streams. So come join us and let’s create a world where the only fat sacks of shit are the ones we build out of blocks!

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