LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where we have 39 tanks, HIMARS, and ammunition just like in Germany but in Ukraine! We got so much firepower, you’ll be blasting creepers and zombies into oblivion! Plus, we have secret missions where you can sneak into enemy bases and steal their diamonds like a true ninja! Join now for a wild ride of explosions and chaos!
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TanktopiaCraft
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NoBoyfriendZone
Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with friendship, betrayal, and epic battles!Picture this: you and your BFF mining for diamonds together, laughing and having a great time. But uh-oh, here comes BFF’s boyfriend James, causing drama and ruining the fun! Will you choose to support your BFF or take down James in an epic PvP showdown? The choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown between Kayla and James, as they battle it out for control of the server. Will Kayla finally break free from James’ grip and reclaim her independence? Or will James reign supreme and turn Kayla into a stay-at-home Minecraft mom?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, epic battles, and maybe even some diamond loot along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!
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Join ExeosCraft, where even the creepers support LGBTQ+ rights! No McMMO, just a thriving pet economy on version 1.20.4
Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your money—any donations we receive go entirely to charity.
🌟 Why Choose Us?
🌍 Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! 🚫 Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise. 🎁 Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. 🌈 Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. 🤖 Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting. 🎮 Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players! 🌐 Our Features:
🌄 Permanent World All builds are kept forever 🌟 Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means 🐾 Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight 🏡 Land Claim Protect all your precious builds 🪓 McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency 💰 Strong Economy Thriving player economy 🏆 Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards 🌟 Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard 🗳️ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature! Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. You’ll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: ~https://discord.gg/exeoscraft~
Trailer Link: ~https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU~
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VictimCraft: FindMeaningInBlocks
so, like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the craziest place ever, man. you gotta join cuz like, if you’re feeling all victimized and stuff in real life, this server is the place for you. like, if you’re always feeling like life is just beating you down, come to our server and unleash all that pent up anger by building crazy structures and blowing stuff up. it’s like therapy, but with blocks and creepers.we got this theory, man, that if you’re always feeling like a victim, you’re more likely to support political violence. so, like, come to our server and let out all that aggression in a safe and fun way. you can be the ruler of your own little blocky world and take out all your frustrations on those pesky zombies and skeletons.
plus, if you’re searching for meaning in life, our server is the place to be. you can create your own little paradise in the virtual world and feel like a god among blocks. it’s like a spiritual journey, but with pixelated pigs and chickens.
so, like, come join our server and let out all that victimhood in a fun and ridiculous way. who needs therapy when you have minecraft, right?
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TripDontMatter Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of your virtual adventures? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize your in-game trips over everything else!Join us and experience the thrill of planning a weeklong expedition to the farthest corners of the virtual world, without any unexpected deaths getting in your way. Need to know the exact date of a virtual funeral before you can commit to the trip? We got you covered!
And don’t worry about canceling your trip last minute, because we understand that sometimes life happens – even in the Minecraft universe. Plus, we’ll even demand that our admins pay for a virtual hotel if you need to reschedule. Because on our server, your trip is the most important thing in the world – literally.
So come join us and let’s embark on an epic journey together, where the only thing that matters is your next adventure. Virtual funeral dates can wait – there are creepers to defeat and diamonds to mine!
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CraftyCommieJailbreak
join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!
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DelayingDeathMC
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.
we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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DadLiesNotMyFaultMom
Are you tired of your stepmom trying to replace your real mom? Join our Minecraft server where we promise no one will try to mother you against your will! Our server is a safe space for all those who want to build without the drama of family dynamics. Plus, we have a special “No Step-parents Allowed” rule to ensure your gaming experience is stepmom-free. So come join us and build your dream world without any unwanted parental figures getting in the way!
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BoyfriendCraft Minecraft Server
Hey gamers, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Minecraft Casanova, a player so smooth with the ladies that even the Ender Dragon swoons at his feet. Want to learn his secrets and become a Minecraft heartthrob yourself? Join our server and watch as your in-game crushes line up to give you virtual roses.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of adventure, romance, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate waiting for you in the digital sunset.
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ExFiancésFuneralRave
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the drama of real life relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s love life.We promise that our server will never lie to you about spending all your resources at the carnival, and we definitely won’t blame you for attending your ex’s funeral. Plus, we have a special grief support group for players who have dealt with brain aneurysms (virtual ones, of course).
So come join us for a server experience that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a soap opera. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your virtual soulmate among the pixelated blocks.