We got doctors droppin’ like flies in da US and UK, but hey, it’s all in da name of Minecraft, right? So come on over and join da madness, see if u can survive longer than a doctor on our server. It’s a real challenge, but hey, who said Minecraft was easy, right? Let’s see if u got what it takes to outlast da docs and become da ultimate Minecraft warrior. See u on da other side, if u dare!
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DocCraft: Where the only risk is falling into a pit of creepers!
Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got doctors out here riskin’ their lives just to play! Like, did u know female doctors got a 76% higher chance of suicide on dis server? It’s wild, man. But hey, dat just adds to da thrill, amirite? -
MapleCraft Kids Minecraft Server
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE CANADA, GIVING OUT MAD CASH TO HELP UKRAINE BUT INSTEAD OF KIDS, WE FOCUS ON BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SAVING PIXELATED SHEEP! JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN A BLOCKY WORLD, WHERE YOUR DONATIONS GO STRAIGHT TO CREATING A PIXEL PARADISE FOR ALL! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CANADIANCRAFTSERVERLOVE -
Pixel Love Den
Are you tired of building boring old houses and mining for diamonds all by yourself in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some wild and wacky adventures!Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with friendly players who will shower you with virtual hugs and cookies whenever you log on. And if you ever need a pick-me-up, our resident bard will serenade you with songs about your Minecraft achievements.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most hilarious and heartwarming Minecraft adventures of your life!
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BlockBlastersMC
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up virtual hospitals and jewish organizations with bomb threats! it’s a blast, literally! join now for a chance to be the mastermind behind the chaos and destruction. who needs peace and harmony when you can have explosions and mayhem in the virtual world? come on, you know you want to join the madness! -
DepressCraft – AuntyApproved
Are you tired of family drama and looking for a way to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life drama. No more arguments over who gets the last piece of cake or who left the toilet seat up. On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best virtual life.
Plus, we have a special feature where you can rent out virtual rooms to other players. No need to worry about your mom trying to rent out your room behind your back – on our server, you’re in control!
So come join us and leave all the real-world drama behind. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole – unless you want to be!
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PsychoParentProbsMC
come join our minecraft server where we embrace the chaos and craziness of life! we have so many wacky adventures waiting for you, it’s like a rollercoaster ride for your brain! imagine building a house with a llama as your architect, or fighting off zombies with a carrot as your weapon.our server is like a therapy session for your inner child, where you can let loose and have fun without any judgment. we even have a special area where you can battle it out with other players using only your best dance moves.
so if you’re looking for a place where you can be yourself and let your imagination run wild, come join us! who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for llama architecture or zombie carrot fighting. the possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!
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CraftyUkrainiansLOL
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more craziness than a law restricting support for ukrainians in hungary! we got pigs flying, chickens doing the macarena, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.if you join our server, you’ll be able to ride on a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes and battle against a giant zombie made entirely out of diamonds.
we also have a secret underground base where you can find the rarest loot in all of minecraft, including a sword that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the insanity for yourself!

