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The Problem Child Minecraft SMP – Jake Paulers, Unite!

Jake Paulers, unite, Fans, positive vibes, ENERGY

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the craziest Minecraft SMP in existence? We’ve got more drama than a Jake Paul vlog and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Join us and send your energy to The Problem Child, our resident goat who is about to take on the Ender Dragon tomorrow. Will he emerge victorious or will he end up getting lost in the Nether like last time? Only time will tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wacky characters and insane builds. From a giant pink castle made entirely of diamonds to a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to watch out for creepers and never trust a llama wearing sunglasses. Let the chaos begin!

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What Would You Do To My GF Minecraft SMP

girlfriend advice, smp, long-distance relationship, Trust, Boyfriend

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to test your survival skills against a horde of zombie chickens, ride on flying pigs, and participate in epic build battles where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only way to enter is by doing the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…socks?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and madness that awaits you. And who knows, you might even find yourself asking “wwyd to my gf” in the midst of all the insanity!

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Vini’s Minecraft SMP Adventures

Game, Adventures, Minecraft, Support, dreams

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all they do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Our server is so crazy, even Vini, the football-loving llama, is getting in on the action! He’s tired of all the hate and just wants to kick around a soccer ball in peace. But watch out, because he’s got some serious skills and might just score a goal on you!

But that’s not all – we’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. Join us for non-stop laughs, epic adventures, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

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Chunky Oshi Minecraft SMP

appreciation, Diversity, pop culture, Role Model, Music

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all you chunky oshi lovers out there. Why settle for skinny when you can have thicc? Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous builds, epic battles, and plenty of laughs.

Our server is home to the legendary Chunky Oshi Gang, a group of players who have sworn allegiance to all things chunky and fabulous. Rumor has it that our founder once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a stack of pork chops and a diamond hoe. And don’t even get us started on the time we turned a village into a giant hot dog stand.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as quirky and fun as you are, come join us! Who knows, you might just find your new favorite oshi in the process.

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Crafty Crew Minecraft Server

CREW, Server, Beautiful, appreciation, Companionship

🤣 Are you tired of being a touchstarved KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can have a girlfriend lying in bed waiting for you! Just walk by and admire her beauty while realizing how lucky you are to have her. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a pixelated girlfriend who will never leave you? Join our server now and say goodbye to your KHHV status forever! 🤣🎮 #VirtualLove #MinecraftGoals #GirlfriendGoals

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Is Suicide A Sport In Your Count Minecraft SMP

Support, SUICIDE, mental health, depression, Sport

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee you won’t feel the urge to commit suicide like that unfortunate actor in Korea! Our server is so fun and engaging that you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about ending it all.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a community of players who will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive that once you join, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “Suicide who?”

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Bitcoin Down 1% Minecraft SMP

resistance, bears, Minecraft, volatility, uncertainty

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the price of Bitcoin dictates our every move. When Bitcoin goes down 1%, we have billions of bears crowing and sacrificing sheep to the Bull God in hopes of a price increase.

But that’s not all! We have insane challenges like building a rollercoaster out of obsidian or creating a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat. The crazier, the better!

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the ride of your life. Who knows, you might even become the next sacrifice for the Bull God!

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No Comfort Minecraft SMP

Companionship, slightly chubby, Affection, care, love

Are you tired of not having a slightly chubby girlfriend to comfort when she’s feeling under the weather? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a whole village of slightly chubby NPCs just waiting for you to nurse them back to health! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with pixelated love and care, as you become the ultimate healer in a world where even the villagers need a little TLC. So come on, join us and show those NPCs some love – who knows, you might even find your pixelated soulmate along the way!

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Autistic God Minecraft Server

GOD, neurodiversity, BELIEF, Minecraft, FAITH

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are all considered “God” and our main goal is to fulfill “God’s will” which is the collective benefit and interest of all autistic males!

Join us for a wild ride as we build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs all while following the divine guidance of our autistic male overlords.

But beware, if you don’t follow “God’s will” you may find yourself struck down by lightning or turned into a block of obsidian! So come on and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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Kamala Komeback Minecraft Server

Status, control, COMEBACK, Komeback, Recounts

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where Kamala is raking in the dough for recounts that will totally sink Trump…or so she thinks! Trannies are running the show here, but don’t worry, they’ve got a master plan that involves lots of diamond swords and enchanted armor.

Join us if you want to be part of the craziest political drama Minecraft has ever seen. When we fight, we always win…or at least we respawn and try again! Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous server out there. Just click the link and let the chaos begin! 🤪🎮 #MinecraftMadness

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