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| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 1093 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 26 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in a soap opera with all the back-and-forth drama. Just like how your ex wanted you to divide the lottery winnings by the number of kids they have, we’ll divide our in-game loot by the number of players – but don’t worry, you’ll get your fair share!
And just like how you had to sacrifice a lot to make sure your kids had a stable home, you’ll have to sacrifice some sleep to stay up late playing on our server. But trust us, it’ll be worth it for all the fun and excitement you’ll experience.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only child support you’ll need is the support of your fellow players as you navigate through all the crazy situations that come your way. Who knew gaming could be so entertaining and unpredictable?
Failboat, also known as Tyler, is a popular content creator and streamer known for his comedic gaming videos on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. With a love for quirky and entertaining games, Failboat has built a loyal fan base with his 
