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Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 5450 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 258 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 |
But wait, it gets even crazier! One time, a player’s pet parrot started rapping Eminem lyrics and the villagers formed a flash mob to dance to it. And don’t even get me started on the time someone built a roller coaster that launched you into a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as a squirrel on a caffeine high, then join us now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get to pose nude for an artist uncle…just kidding, we draw the line at flying pigs.