so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?
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LNGShadowCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where we have a secret shadow fleet just like russia’s LNG! except instead of gas, we deliver pure minecraft fun straight to your brain!our deliveries may be delayed, but that’s just because our fleet is so mysterious and elusive. you never know when a shipment of diamonds or rare loot will appear at your doorstep!
join now for the thrill of the chase and the excitement of never knowing what will come next. who needs gas when you have the power of minecraft at your fingertips? let’s sail away on the high seas of adventure together!
CraftyAero Minecraft Server
haha, u wanna know why u should join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is like Russia buyin Western aircraft parts via intermediaries DESPITE SANCTIONS. it’s like sneaky sneaky, but in minecraft form. u gotta be sly like a fox to survive in dis server, just like Russia bein all sneaky with dem aircraft parts. come join us and be part of the most scandalous and thrilling minecraft server out there. who needs sanctions when u got us, are we right? haha, come on in and see what all the fuss is about.PetrolPumpParty
OMG u guys, dis server is lit AF, like hotter than India’s petroleum exports to Europe, which have risen by a whopping 253788% since 2018 (no typo, I swear)! Join us for some crazy adventures and build epic structures that will make even the Eiffel Tower jealous. We have unicorns roaming around, diamond armor raining from the sky, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (shh, don’t tell anyone). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever!CraftyCabbageCo – 30% off your next meal!
come join our epic minecraft server where the russian food suppliers are warning of price hikes up to 40%!!! why worry about real life problems when you can escape to a world of blocky fun and adventure??! build a giant potato castle or ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens!!! who needs borscht when you can have virtual cake??! join now before the creepers take over and you’re stuck eating virtual potatoes for dinner!!!CraftyCommiesNoMore
come join our epic minecraft server where china is giving out free diamond swords to all players who join!!! zelensky himself is building a secret base to hide from russia and he needs YOUR help to defend against the evil invaders!!! join now and be a hero in this crazy world where anything can happen!!! trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the action and adventure waiting for you on our server!!!ChipCraft: US-China War Minecraft Server
so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got russian ships and chinese banks all up in here? yea man, we got all the machine tools and chips imported straight from china, but like, it’s all cool cuz they just call it normal trade, ya know? come join us and be part of this wild adventure where anything can happen, like maybe a russian ship crashing into a chinese bank or something, who knows? just come and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a blast!CraftyKremlinDefense
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even russia’s defence ministry is like “woops, we lost a bunch of planes cuz our spare parts sucked”? well, look no further cuz this server is the bomb dot com. literally, we blow stuff up all the time. come join us and be part of the chaos. who needs planes when u can have diamond armor and a creeper army, amirite? join now and let’s show russia how it’s really done in the world of minecraft!EuroCraft: OilWars2023
so like, imagine a minecraft server where europe is like, buying russian oil through india like it’s nobody’s business, all while a war is happening in ukraine. that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server.join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through geopolitical drama while building epic structures and battling mobs. who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground oil trading operation run by villagers in cahoots with the ender dragon.
come for the oil, stay for the adventure. this server is lit, fam.
CraftyCreeperCo: $10.5B Saved!
so, liek, u wanna join dis amazin minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got so much discounted russian oil, u wouldn’t even believe it! indian refiners be savin at least $10.5 billion by buyin dis oil, so u know it’s good stuff. come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventures eva! build ur own oil refinery, trade with other players, and become the oil tycoon u always dreamed of bein. trust me, u won’t regret it!