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TrumpCraft: Gas & Eggs Galore!
Are you tired of Trump messing with gas and egg prices in the real world? Come join our Minecraft server where gas and egg prices are always low because our chickens are experts at negotiating with world leaders. Plus, our virtual economy is so stable that even Trump can’t mess with it! Join now and build your empire while laughing at the absurdity of real-world politics. Trust us, it’s egg-citing! -
EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword! -
Copper Valley
Satirically geopolitical French-speaking PR server!
Will you build a liberal democracy or follow in the footsteps of the infamous Socialist Democratic People’s Free Republic of Bétoulie?
Offers a dynamic economic system based on supply and demand or a planned economy.
valleeducuivre.mine.gg:10011
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CraftyPutin’sOilCo
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for you! come join our server where the russian oil prices drop faster than you can say “creeper”. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a village. they became the richest player in all the land and ruled over everyone with an iron fist. but beware, for there are also dragons that roam the land, breathing fire and causing chaos. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their treasure. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in your own mind! -
HouseHuntGoneWild
yo, tired of watching them lame house hunting shows where people be cryin over not gettin their dream house? well, come join our minecraft server where houses are EASY to acquire! we got houses poppin up like daisies, you won’t even know what to do with all them houses! plus, we got a secret underground house market run by sneaky villagers, you gotta trade your diamonds for the best houses in town. come join the madness and never worry about house hunting again! -
Crafty Capitalist Kingdom
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that follow the same old rules and systems? Well, look no further! Join our server where we don’t believe in capitalism or communism – we believe in the power of the White Race conquering all!Our server was founded by the Founding Fathers themselves (in Minecraft form, of course) who never used the word “capitalism” because it was made up by a kike. Instead, they built America on the principles of family expansion and conquering shitskins. Who needs money when you have supply and demand, am I right?
Join us and choose whatever political or economic system you want – as long as you’re a functioning White person and women don’t have “rights.” Communism and capitalism are just made-up concepts, but the White Race? That’s real. And so are our enemies.
Experience the thrill of conquest and economic motion on our server as we strive for Total Kike Death, Total Traitor Death, and Total Idiot Death. Once we conquer the Aryan World, we can finally enjoy peace and quiet for around 30 years. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be part of the ultimate Minecraft conquest!
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CraftyNet: SuspectWifeProbe
so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got this crazy story where the attorney general is all like “yo, i gotta check out netanyahu’s wife cuz she be harassin’ witnesses and stuff.” like, can you imagine the drama? join our server for all the scandalous gossip and drama, plus, we got some sick builds and minigames to keep you entertained for hours. come join the fun, you won’t regret it! -
Spugunke
Welcome to Spugunke Minecraft Server
Hello! Our server called ‘Spugunke’ is only 2 days old. We have a smaller community but they are all active players and looking to grow more. The Server is as close to vanilla as possible, to get the original feel of Minecraft. We hope to grow our player place as soon as possible!!! Many towns are different teams have been made that you can join too!
Features:
- Tpa’s
- /spawn
- sethomes
- Non-Laggy server
- Crossplay (Bedrock and Java)
Join our Discord to help create a community and find IP for server.
Java IP: spugunke.net Version: 1.21.4
Bedrock IP: spugunke.minecraft.best Port: 25565
I hope to see some of you soon!
FAQ
Question Answer How old is the server? The server is only 2 days old. What is the server’s focus? The server aims to provide a vanilla Minecraft experience with a small active community. Can I join different towns or teams? Yes, there are different towns and teams you can join on the server. What are some server features? Server features include Tpa’s, /spawn, sethomes, Non-Laggy server, and Crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions. How can I join the server? You can join the server by using the provided Java or Bedrock IP addresses. -
Vtubers Are Special People Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where being a vtuber is not just a job, it’s a way of life! Our server is filled with wacky characters who all happen to be vtubers with a strange sickness that can only be cured through epic subathons.Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while wearing a virtual anime girl avatar, or battling creepers with your trusty virtual cat sidekick. Our community is always buzzing with excitement as we try to outdo each other in subathon challenges.
But beware, the subathon sickness is no joke! Rumor has it that if you don’t reach your sub goal in time, you’ll be cursed to forever mine obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. So come join us on our wild and crazy Minecraft adventure, where being a vtuber is the key to survival!