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TrumpCraft: Gas & Eggs Galore!
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EggcellentChickenPrices Minecraft SMP
Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the most epic server out there right now, like seriously bro. You gotta join this server because, like, the chickens on this server are so OP that they’re immune to bird flu or something. So, like, the egg prices are through the roof but the chicken prices are still low af. It’s like a glitch in the matrix or something, but it’s all good because we’re living in a chicken paradise, baby! Join now and experience the most insane poultry economy you’ve ever seen in your life, I swear on my diamond sword!
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Copper Valley
Satirically geopolitical French-speaking PR server!
Will you build a liberal democracy or follow in the footsteps of the infamous Socialist Democratic People’s Free Republic of Bétoulie?
Offers a dynamic economic system based on supply and demand or a planned economy.
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CraftyPutin’sOilCo
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for you! come join our server where the russian oil prices drop faster than you can say “creeper”. why should you join, you ask? well let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a village. they became the richest player in all the land and ruled over everyone with an iron fist. but beware, for there are also dragons that roam the land, breathing fire and causing chaos. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their treasure. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become a legend in your own mind!
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HouseHuntGoneWild
yo, tired of watching them lame house hunting shows where people be cryin over not gettin their dream house? well, come join our minecraft server where houses are EASY to acquire! we got houses poppin up like daisies, you won’t even know what to do with all them houses! plus, we got a secret underground house market run by sneaky villagers, you gotta trade your diamonds for the best houses in town. come join the madness and never worry about house hunting again!