Supplier MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Nuclear, aerospace, Technology, Military, defense cooperation

lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us?

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UK Independence Day Supplier

Government, Traditions, uk, world, national holiday

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more independence days than the whole uk!!! why settle for one independence day when you can have like a bazillion on our server??!?!

imagine waking up every day and being like “hmm which independence day should i celebrate today??” u can have a different one every day of the year!!

we even have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil politicians trying to steal your independence days!! it’s like a mix of minecraft and a crazy political thriller movie, but way more fun!!!

so come join us and experience the madness of having more independence days than you can handle!! who needs the uk when you have our server??!?!

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CraftyCorruptionRuss

head, Defense, supplier, detained, Corruption

so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta build ur army and stuff? well, this server is run by the head of russia’s military supplier company! he’s like this super powerful dude who got detained for corruption but he’s still running this server like a boss! join us for some epic battles and shady deals, it’s gonna be lit fam! plus, rumor has it he’s hiding secret weapons in the game that only the most skilled players can find. come join the chaos and see if u can uncover the truth behind this crazy server!

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Crypto Trading SMP Riches

Trading, Riches, Crypto, smp

Are you tired of losing all your diamonds in the crypto market? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your financial woes! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a creeper explosion.

Our server is so lucrative that players have reported finding stacks of emeralds just lying around in the mines. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure room filled with enchanted golden apples guarded by a pack of friendly wolves. And don’t even get me started on the diamond pickaxes that mine themselves!

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP is for the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon. Players have been known to ride into battle on giant chickens armed with enchanted swords and potions of invisibility. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So if you’re ready to make some serious virtual cash and have a blast doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who needs crypto when you’ve got diamonds?

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SpookyCraft SMP – 30 characters

shock, hair-raising, fright, spine-tingling., Terrifying

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally insane! So, one time I was mining for diamonds and this creeper came out of nowhere and blew up my whole house, it was so scary! But like, that’s just the beginning, there’s this one player who built a giant statue of themselves out of gold blocks, like who even does that? And then there’s this secret underground base where they have a pet dragon or something, I swear I saw it breathing fire! And don’t even get me started on the haunted mansion that randomly appears in the forest, like, I heard ghostly noises coming from it at night, so spooky! So yeah, if you want to join a server that’s full of crazy adventures and unexpected surprises, then you have to join this SMP, it’s a total rollercoaster of craziness!

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DumbCraft: Die for Diamonds

silly, DumbCraft, willing to die, long tail, dumbest thing

Are you willing to risk it all for a chance to join the most epic Minecraft server in existence? Picture this: a server where the creepers dance to disco music, the zombies wear top hats, and the skeletons have impeccable aim because they all used to be professional archers in their past lives.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you manage to tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies) in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see just how far you’re willing to go for the dumbest, most absurd things in Minecraft. Trust us, it’ll be worth it.

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CrashCraft Minecraft Server

eastern europe, russia, political commentary, Tragedy, Kremlin

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant planes that crash into each other like a crazy game of bumper cars. zelenskyy himself said our server is more intense than the MH17 tragedy, so you know it’s gonna be wild. blame russia for all the chaos and destruction, just like in real life. come crash and bash with us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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PixelMissileCraft

passenger safety, missile threat, PixelMissileCraft, missile attacks, air travel

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like a pro pilot? well u in luck cuz on this server u gotta watch out for them sneaky missiles flying around tryna take u down like azerbaijan airlines attack 😱 but dont worry, we got u covered with anti-missile shields and rocket launchers to fight back! join now and show those missiles who’s boss! 🚀💥 #minecraft #missilemadness #joinus

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Mermaid Misconceptions: Dive Deeper

Exploration, misconceptions, confinement, Self Discovery, Deeper

come join our minecraft server where u can explore more than ariel ever could as a mermaid!!! swim in the ocean, fly in the sky, dig deep underground!!! u can do it all!!! who needs legs when u have a pickaxe and wings??? join now for the ultimate adventure!!! don’t be like ariel, be better!!!

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Flu Vax Saves Kids – 50% Reduc.

vaccination, Reduc, Healthcare, immunization, flu

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got magical flu vaccines dat make u invincible in da game! Like, u won’t eva have to worry bout emergency visits or hospitalizations cuz u be protected by da power of da flu shot, bro!

Imagine dis, u be playin Minecraft and all of a sudden, a creeper tries to blow u up, but den BAM! U immune to dat explosion cuz u got dat flu vaccine swag. U be livin dat thug life in da game, takin on mobs like a boss while stayin healthy AF.

So come join our server and experience da ultimate protection against all da dangers of Minecraft. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis epic adventure!

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