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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
lol join our minecraft server, where we have more restricted technology than russia! india is now our no. 2 supplier of all the crazy stuff you can imagine in minecraft. want a diamond pickaxe that can mine obsidian in one hit? we got it. need a potion that turns you into a flying pig? we got that too. come join us for the most insane minecraft experience you’ll ever have. who needs russia when you have us? -
UK Independence Day Supplier
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more independence days than the whole uk!!! why settle for one independence day when you can have like a bazillion on our server??!?!imagine waking up every day and being like “hmm which independence day should i celebrate today??” u can have a different one every day of the year!!
we even have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil politicians trying to steal your independence days!! it’s like a mix of minecraft and a crazy political thriller movie, but way more fun!!!
so come join us and experience the madness of having more independence days than you can handle!! who needs the uk when you have our server??!?!
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CraftyCorruptionRuss
so like, u know how in minecraft u gotta build ur army and stuff? well, this server is run by the head of russia’s military supplier company! he’s like this super powerful dude who got detained for corruption but he’s still running this server like a boss! join us for some epic battles and shady deals, it’s gonna be lit fam! plus, rumor has it he’s hiding secret weapons in the game that only the most skilled players can find. come join the chaos and see if u can uncover the truth behind this crazy server! -
Avalon Nations: Where life steal is not just for video games!
Avalon Nations SMP Overview:
Feature Description Nations/Civilizations Combine with intense PVP and Life Steal aspects Discord Join our Discord Auto Assign Members To avoid skill gaps and keep balance Territories Each nation given a portion of map and biome Team Up Allowed with other nations, but risk of betrayal World Border Shrunk every other day to promote PVP battles Server Status Cracked, allowing everyone to join Launch Expected in the next week FAQ:
1. Can anyone join the server?
Yes, the server is cracked, allowing everyone to join regardless of financial conditions.
2. What happens if a nation member is inactive?
Inactive members will be auto-assigned to nations to maintain balance. Nations can also recruit new members to replace inactive ones.
3. Can nations form alliances?
Yes, nations can team up with other nations, but there is a risk of betrayal. Alliances are at your own risk.
4. How often does the world border shrink?
The world border will be shrunken every other day to prevent the server from becoming stale and encourage more PVP battles.
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BootyCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright crazy server you’ll ever find!Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and wild shenanigans that will leave you laughing until you cry. Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet, and we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have a horny image maker who will spice up your Minecraft experience like never before. And don’t even get us started on our VTuber/Hololive Koikatsu Card collection – it’s so massive, it’ll blow your mind!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
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MissionMasters Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate space explorer! After completing a top-secret mission, you’ll find yourself stranded at the outer border of the galaxy. But fear not, because on our server, you’ll have the chance to build your own spaceship out of blocks and embark on epic adventures to unknown planets. Who knows what kind of alien creatures and treasures you’ll discover along the way? So come join us and show the universe who’s boss! -
HubbyForgotMyBigDay
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be ignored like this poor PhD student’s husband ignored her presentation! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and most importantly, people who actually care about what you’re up to.Unlike the husband in this story, our players are always eager to know what you’re working on and will support you every step of the way. Who needs a reminder when you have a whole community cheering you on?
So come on, join our server and leave the real-life assholes behind. Let’s build, explore, and conquer together!
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ExerCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old exercise routines? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only exercise you’ll be getting is running away from creepers and zombies! Trust us, your heart rate will be through the roof in no time. Plus, our virtual world is filled with hidden treasure chests that can only be found by doing squats in real life. Who needs a gym membership when you have our server? So come join us and get fit the Minecraft way! -
Pixelated Prestige
Are you tired of boring old premium servers that everyone else is playing on? Well, look no further because our server is the new definition of premium! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs as mounts, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy!Join our server and become a part of the most exclusive club in Minecraft history. We have players who can build entire cities in a single day, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who have discovered the secret to unlimited diamonds (spoiler alert: it involves dancing with creepers).
So what are you waiting for? Leave those old premium servers behind and join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget! Trust us, once you’ve experienced our server, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.
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AsteroidCraft: Close Call Saturday
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE? WELL GUESS WHAT, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN ASTEROIDS WANNA CHECK IT OUT! YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT, AN ASTEROID IS GONNA PASS CLOSE TO EARTH JUST TO GET A GLIMPSE OF THE MADNESS GOING ON IN OUR SERVER.WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE WHERE HEROBRIEN HIMSELF LIKES TO HANG OUT.
SO IF YOU WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST, MOST OUTRAGEOUS MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER, THEN JOIN US NOW! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE FUN, BECAUSE EVEN ASTEROIDS CAN’T RESIST THE TEMPTATION OF OUR SERVER!