Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?
Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!
we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”
so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.
but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!
so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
We have special therapy sessions for players who need help with their sensory struggles, just like Ava. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat junk food like my sister would – we’ve got all the healthy snacks you could ever want!
Join now and experience the ultimate showdown between coddling and tough love, just like the battle between me and my sister. Who will come out on top? Find out on our server – where autism awareness meets Minecraft madness!
imagine a world where all the mobs are actually just misunderstood creatures who need a hug. on our server, you can befriend creepers and ride on the back of ender dragons like they’re your own personal taxi service. plus, our custom-made omega-3 potions will give you superhuman strength and make you the envy of all your friends.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most lit minecraft server in the multiverse and let’s get those omega-3 levels soaring to new heights. depression? never heard of her.
Jailmc
JailMC is the best OP-Prison server around. Our server in version 1.12 has cool stuff like Backpacks, Energy Armor, Private Mines, Robots, Gangs, Bosses, Custom pickaxe enchants, and more! For the best time, hop on in 1.12. If you don’t like that, we also support earlier versions of minecraft.
Join JailMC for a top-notch gaming experience!
play.jailmc.com
FiercePvP Server Info
Join the gang at FiercePvP for some epic PvP action! It’s super easy to jump in and start having a blast. Whether you’re a new player or a seasoned pro, you’ll feel right at home in our wild and awesome community.
Just connect to FiercePvP.net with Minecraft version 1.7 or higher and get ready for some serious fun!
Can’t wait to see you there!
fiercepvp.net
PixelMMO
PixelMMO is a cool pixelmon server. It has pokestops, Bosses, a big story mode, and other fun stuff. Join the discord and have a blast on your adventure!
apaneros.com
JellyMC
Welcome to JellyMC! Looking for a cool Minecraft Server? JellyMC has what you need! Join a fresh SMP PvE server with chill peeps and helpful staff!
What We Got:
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Join Us Today:
play.jellymc.co
Equimunity Minecraft Server
Equimunity is a cool Equestrian, roleplay server on Minecraft. They have a team of staff and a super awesome community! They want more people to join and be active. Come hang out with them and have a blast at different events and competitions!
Join Equimunity today and start having fun! ๐๐ฎ๐
play.equimunity.net
WavyMC Minecraft Server
Description: [+] OP Survival [+] 1.16 – 1.17.1 Compatible [+] Java & Bedrock Compatible [+] Custom Colors [+] VeinMiner [+] Ranks, Crates & Claiming [+] Fun Gameplay
Come join the fun on WavyMC!
play.wavymc.fun
Imperia Network
Tales of Imperia
Skies of Imperia
play.talesofimperia.com
Prison Alcatraz
Welcome to PrisonAlcatraz!
Prison Alcatraz is a 1.7 – 1.17 OP Prison server, with a return to OG prison vibes. We have lots of players, new and old.
Come chill with our cool community and start your journey on PrisonAlcatraz today! No lag, always up, 24/7!
We welcome players from all over, any language is cool on our server.
Check out what we got: PrisonAlcatraz Store or chat with us on our Discord.
Minecraft server IP: PrisonAlcatraz.com
Join us now! See you there!
PrisonAlcatraz.com
Join Craftium and start your new survival journey on Minecraft!
– 1.18 world
Includes: – Quests – Rankup with in game money – Player shops and player warps
craftium.mc.gg
Anville
Anville is a 1.20.x Vanilla Survival Server with cool stuff added. It’s a tight-knit group of players who love minecraft. Players here build, explore, and have fun without worrying about bad stuff like griefing or paying to play.
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If you want to join, hop on our discord and fill out an app: Join Here!
survival.anvillemc.com