Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?
Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!
we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”
so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.
but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!
so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
We have special therapy sessions for players who need help with their sensory struggles, just like Ava. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat junk food like my sister would – we’ve got all the healthy snacks you could ever want!
Join now and experience the ultimate showdown between coddling and tough love, just like the battle between me and my sister. Who will come out on top? Find out on our server – where autism awareness meets Minecraft madness!
imagine a world where all the mobs are actually just misunderstood creatures who need a hug. on our server, you can befriend creepers and ride on the back of ender dragons like they’re your own personal taxi service. plus, our custom-made omega-3 potions will give you superhuman strength and make you the envy of all your friends.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most lit minecraft server in the multiverse and let’s get those omega-3 levels soaring to new heights. depression? never heard of her.
Join us for epic battles where the winners are determined by the size of their…tits! That’s right, we measure success in cup sizes here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to show off your assets in the ultimate showdown.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chest of Wonders, rumored to contain the rarest and most valuable treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its booty?
So come on down to our server and experience the breast…I mean best…Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to keep your eyes on the prize and your chest held high!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden Talmud library. Dive into the world of ancient texts and uncover the secrets of the Jewish nation’s vitality. Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with benevolent Jews who are eager to share their language, faith, and moral norms with you. Embrace the unique culture and traditions that have been preserved for millennia.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knew that Minecraft could be so educational and culturally enriching? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
| Features |
|---|
| Enhanced vanilla mechanism (sethome, tpa) |
| A levelling system to unlock new perks/commands |
| A fishing system that adds a ton of new fish to the game (no custom resource pack required) |
| A personal harvester hoe with autoreplant, autosell etc |
| A server shop to sell items to, players are able to make chest shops |
| All mobs drop their heads, collect them all! |
If you’re interested in joining, you can send in your application via our Discord server: discord.gg/fabulous
You can send in your application via our Discord server. Click on the link provided above to join the Discord server.
Yes, the server welcomes both Java and Bedrock users.
Some unique features include an enhanced vanilla mechanism, a levelling system, a fishing system with new fish, a personal harvester hoe, a server shop, and all mobs dropping their heads.
We try to limit the number of features on the server to keep it simple and enjoyable for all players.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a 64-bit update that will blow your mind (and your enemies) away. Plus, our official sites are so cool, they’ll make your diamond armor look like leather.
But wait, there’s more! Frag with /tf2g/ on Fridays and Saturdays and show off your skills on our official server. And if that’s not enough, we have other 4chan servers like Weeabootique and Team Funtress that will make you question reality.
Need resources? We’ve got you covered. From FAQs to mods to trading sites, we have everything you need to dominate the Minecraft battlefield. And don’t forget to check out our Creator’s Leaks for some juicy gossip.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Muslim Sniper Edition Minecraft server and let the chaos begin!
| Server | Details |
|---|---|
| Server IP | StraightUp.Minecraft.Best |
| Location | Dallas, USA |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Founded April, 2019, Straight Up is a small, “run from home” style anarchy server, intended to create a laid-back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible.
Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
No, there are no land claims or land protect features on the server.
No, there are no world resets on the server. The world remains consistent for players.
Minor changes that empower player freedom, such as obtaining player heads by killing them and stopping phantom spawns by eating a cookie without moving the bed.
No, there are no /tpa, /warp, or /home commands on the server. It aims to maintain a vanilla survival experience.
No, there are no currency, factions, or econo-shit plugins on the server. It focuses on straight up survival Minecraft gameplay.
Why should you join our server? Well, for starters, our pigs can fly. No, seriously. We’ve got flying pigs, dancing chickens, and talking sheep. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they throw the best parties this side of the Nether.
But that’s not all! Our server is so inclusive, even the Endermen have joined in on the fun. And if you’re looking for a challenge, try taking on our resident Ender Dragon – rumor has it he’s got a killer sense of humor.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even find yourself teaming up with a friendly zombie or two. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even pigs taking flight.
Need an easy UI install? Look no further than Fooocus and EasyDiffusion, because who has time for complicated setups? And for all you AMD and Intel GPU users out there, we’ve got special links just for you because we believe in equality for all Minecraft players.
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got Auto1111 forks, Forge, Anapnoe UX, and Vladmandic features that will take your Minecraft experience to the next level. And if your images are looking a bit washed out, don’t worry, just use a VAE and watch them come to life!
Join us for animation, models, LoRAs, embeddings, and so much more. And don’t forget to check out our related boards for even more craziness. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and prepare for the most outrageous adventure of your life!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, Marisa accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in Gensokyo and chaos ensued. But instead of running away, the Touhou girls decided to fight back with diamond swords and potions of invisibility. It was epic!
But that’s not all – on our server, you can team up with your favorite Touhou characters and build your own spell card-inspired structures. Want to create a giant Reimu shrine made entirely of redstone? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.
So come on, join us and let’s create our own crazy Gensokyo in the world of Minecraft. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you? Just watch out for any stray creepers – they tend to have a mind of their own in our server.
