Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?
Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!
we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”
so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.
but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!
so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
We have special therapy sessions for players who need help with their sensory struggles, just like Ava. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat junk food like my sister would – we’ve got all the healthy snacks you could ever want!
Join now and experience the ultimate showdown between coddling and tough love, just like the battle between me and my sister. Who will come out on top? Find out on our server – where autism awareness meets Minecraft madness!
imagine a world where all the mobs are actually just misunderstood creatures who need a hug. on our server, you can befriend creepers and ride on the back of ender dragons like they’re your own personal taxi service. plus, our custom-made omega-3 potions will give you superhuman strength and make you the envy of all your friends.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most lit minecraft server in the multiverse and let’s get those omega-3 levels soaring to new heights. depression? never heard of her.
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| Server Name | Crafted Survival |
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| How to Join |
Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net Bedrock IP: play.craftedsurvival.net, Port: 19132 |
| Discord | Join our Discord server |
Looking for a friendly and immersive Minecraft community? Crafted Survival offers a semi-vanilla survival experience with helpful plugins, land claiming to protect your builds, a shopping district for trading, a live world map for exploration, a ranks system based on playtime and voting, and a one-player sleep feature to skip the night. Join today and start your adventure on Crafted Survival!
A: No, land claiming is available to protect your builds from griefers.
A: You can join using the Java IP: play.craftedsurvival.net or the Bedrock IP: play.craftedsurvival.net, Port: 19132.
A: Yes, there is a shopping district where you can trade and shop with other players using a diamond economy.
A: Yes, there is a live world map available for players to explore the world in real-time.
A: Ranks on the server are based on playtime and voting, allowing you to earn trust-based ranks.
A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn.
A: No, there is a one-player sleep feature on the server, so you can skip the night without waiting for other players.
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π ON THIS SERVER, YOU’LL EXPERIENCE MORE TWISTS AND TURNS THAN A RACETRACK! ONE MINUTE YOU’RE BUILDING A CASTLE, THE NEXT YOU’RE FIGHTING OFF ZOMBIES WITH YOUR BROTHERS! πͺπ§ββοΈ
π€― AND LET ME TELL YOU, THE DRAMA IS REAL! JUST LIKE HOW MAX STOOD UP FOR HIS LITTLE BROTHER AGAINST A RAGING FAN, YOU’LL FIND YOURSELF IN EPIC SHOWDOWNS AGAINST CREEPERS AND SKELETONS! π₯π€
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π SO, IF YOU’RE READY FOR AN ADVENTURE FILLED WITH ACTION, DRAMA, AND BROTHERLY LOVE, THEN HOP ONTO OUR SERVER AND LET THE BLOCKY FUN BEGIN! ππ₯π
Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP. So, like, back in 1994, Russia, the US, and the UK were all like, "Yo Ukraine, give us your nukes and we’ll totally protect you, bro." And Ukraine was like, "Sure, why not?" But like, now we gotta ask ourselves, are these three countries gonna actually defend Ukraine if sht goes down? I mean, who knows, man. But like, forget all that serious stuff, come join our Minecraft server and let’s build some crazy sht together. We got like, diamonds for days and creepers for nights, it’s gonna be a blast. So yeah, join now and let’s see if these countries can keep their promises, or if they’re just a bunch of noobs. Peace out, broskis!
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building diamond castles. If you can find them, they might just teach you their ways and you’ll be living in a palace made of diamonds in no time.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of marshmallows and swimming in a pool of chocolate milk. It’s a sugar rush like no other!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and unlock a world of endless possibilities, insane adventures, and maybe even some talking pigs. Trust us, it’s way better than eating carrots.
like, imagine building a giant statue of Zelenskyy in Minecraft and having epic battles to defend Ukraine’s interests against all the haters out there. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with way more explosions and way less consequences.
plus, we have this secret underground bunker where we store all the rarest items and treasures. only the bravest and most skilled players can find it and claim its riches. are you up for the challenge? join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server ever!
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples that make u invincible. and don’t even get me started on the nether portal – rumor has it there’s a whole other dimension in there with unicorns and rainbows.
oh, and did i mention the giant chicken boss that roams the land, terrorizing unsuspecting players? yea, it’s a thing. but don’t worry, we’re all in this together. join us on this crazy journey and let’s take on the minecraft world like never before. trust me, u won’t regret it.