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Vitamin D Mama’s Minecraft Server
So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like being pregnant with 351 babies at once! Crazy, right? But don’t worry, cuz our vitamin D levels are off the charts, just like those preggo ladies in da study. And guess what? Our pregnancy outcomes are outta this world! So come join da fun and experience the miracle of life in Minecraft form. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride! -
SwoleCraft SMP: Weight Loss Drug-Free
OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously! So like, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re all like, “Join our SMP and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon!” And like, if you join, you get a free diamond sword and enchanted armor, like whaaat?! And there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll unlock super OP powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So like, if you wanna join the most epic SMP ever and be part of the villager alien conspiracy, you gotta join now before it’s too late! #MinecraftSMPGoals #VillagerAlienConspiracy #EnderDragonWho? -
Vitamin D City
so, like, this server is, like, the best thing eva, man. u know why? cuz, like, it raises ur vitamin D levels, bro. like, u can get it up to 40-70 ng/mL, which is, like, so good for u. u won’t get sick anymore, u’ll be, like, super healthy and stuff. join this server and u’ll be, like, invincible. u’ll be, like, a superhero in minecraft, man. so, like, what r u waiting for? join now and become a vitamin D warrior! -
ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach
Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?
Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!
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PreggoCraft: Bone Boosting Vitamins
so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”
so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
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Bone Boosters Server
come join our epic minecraft server where blackcurrant supplement capsules are the key to building the sickest bone structures in the game! forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a couple of these bad boys and watch your bones grow stronger than ever before. postmenopausal women are dominating the server with their indestructible bone mineral density, you don’t want to miss out on this bone-building adventure! join now and become the ultimate bone warrior in the world of minecraft! -
ZincCraft: Cure for the Common Cold!
so, liek, u know how u get a cold and ur all like “ughhh i wanna die”? well, dis server is like the zinc of minecraft servers. it helps u get rid of all da boring stuff and just have a blast!join dis server and ur cold (aka boredom) will be gone in just 2 days! u will be cured of all da lame stuff and be surrounded by epicness.
but, beware, there may be side-effects. like, u might laugh so hard u pee ur pants. or u might have so much fun u forget to eat. but hey, who needs food when u have a minecraft server dat is LIT AF?!
so come join us and let’s get rid of all da boring stuff together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
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AutismCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister’s parenting advice? Look no further! Join our server for a truly sensory experience, just like Ava’s struggles with clothes and food. Our server is so crazy, even Ava would feel right at home!We have special therapy sessions for players who need help with their sensory struggles, just like Ava. And don’t worry, we won’t force you to eat junk food like my sister would – we’ve got all the healthy snacks you could ever want!
Join now and experience the ultimate showdown between coddling and tough love, just like the battle between me and my sister. Who will come out on top? Find out on our server – where autism awareness meets Minecraft madness!
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CholesterolCraftOmega3
so, like, you ever heard of a minecraft server that can, like, counteract your genetic predisposition to high cholesterol? ya, this server is like a magical potion for your health, but in minecraft form. join us and your heart will thank you later, bro. plus, our server is so lit that even the omega-3 supplements are jealous. come build with us and live a long, healthy life filled with blocky adventures. trust me, your doctor will be amazed at your cholesterol levels after playing on our server. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the minecraft magic do its thing. -
OmegaCraft: No Depression Zone
join our epic minecraft server and level up your omega-3 game, yo! did you know that players with higher omega-3 levels are less likely to get depressed in the game? it’s true, bro! we got all the fish you need to boost those fatty acids and keep you in a good mood while you build your blocky empire.imagine a world where all the mobs are actually just misunderstood creatures who need a hug. on our server, you can befriend creepers and ride on the back of ender dragons like they’re your own personal taxi service. plus, our custom-made omega-3 potions will give you superhuman strength and make you the envy of all your friends.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most lit minecraft server in the multiverse and let’s get those omega-3 levels soaring to new heights. depression? never heard of her.