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SisOuttaHereCraft

apartment, Boundaries, Communication, difficult decision, emotional strain, Eviction, family, financial crisis, living situation, overwhelmed, personal space, Pregnancy, Pregnant, RESPONSIBILITY, SisOuttaHereCraft, sister, sisterly love., stress, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1070
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real-life drama and chaos of living with entitled siblings! Join us for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with freeloading family members who overstay their welcome.

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your own virtual space without worrying about unwanted houseguests. No more stress, no more excuses – just pure gaming fun!

Join now and experience the freedom of kicking out annoying relatives in a virtual world. Build your dream home, explore new lands, and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast on our server? See you there!

FoodFusionCraft

bizarre food combinations, culinary adventures, culinary experiments, culinary oddities, experimental cooking, FoodFusionCraft, odd food pairings, offbeat food choices, quirky food choices, quirky taste tests, strange food, strange taste sensations, surprising flavor combinations, taste test, unconventional flavors, unexpected food pairings, unique taste experiences, unusual flavors, unusual food combinations, weird food combo, weird taste sensations

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Animals Bred:	196
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Are you tired of boring old food combos in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can create the craziest food combos ever imagined! Ever tried a diamond pickaxe dipped in a bucket of lava? It’s to die for! And don’t even get me started on our signature dish, Creeper Surprise – you never know what’s gonna explode in your mouth next! So if you’re looking for a taste sensation like no other, join us now and feast your way to victory!

CoalCraft Minecraft Server

coal producers, CoalCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Energy Sector, expands, foreign policy, global trade, government actions, long tail tags: international relations, market implications, Minecraft, political tensions, Russian, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Server, U.S

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Chimeras Created:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Enchantments Applied:	91
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ores Mined:	8514	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we mine coal like russian coal producers but without the sanctions cuz we are rebels who don’t follow the rules! build your own coal empire and dominate the server with your coal power! who needs diamonds when you have coal?! plus, we have a secret underground coal mine where you can battle zombie coal miners for ultimate coal supremacy! join now and show those russian coal producers who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

CraftyUkrainians

aggression, border tensions, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, cross-border conflict, defense tactics, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, global impact, international relations, Invasion, long-range strikes, Military, military strategy, missile attacks, political turmoil, RETALIATION, russia, security measures, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Dimension Hops:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine’s long-range strikes bring war home to russia! we have explosions galore and chaos at every turn. build your base, gather resources, and fight off enemy players in this intense battle for supremacy. but watch out for the ukrainian army, they’re always ready to strike with their long-range missiles. join now for a wild ride filled with danger, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

Crafty Patriot Minecraft Server

anti-American protests., anti-American sentiment, anti-Americanism, anti-capitalism, anti-colonialism, Anti-establishment, anti-globalization, anti-government, anti-hegemony, anti-imperialism, anti-imperialist propaganda, anti-interventionism, anti-US foreign policy, anti-US imperialism, anti-US rhetoric, anti-Western sentiment, Crafty, Death to America, extremist views, Minecraft, Patriot, Political protest, radical ideology, Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5539
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	6638	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	2343	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to join a server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server!

Join us on our quest for world domination as we shout “Death to America!” and build monuments to our supreme leader, Steve.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the ground literally explodes beneath you, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you have to fend off hordes of undead while riding pigs.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. Just watch out for the lava pits and booby traps!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, Death to America! (Disclaimer: This is all in good fun, please don’t take it seriously)

Minecraft SMP: The “OP Gulp” Anonymous Complainer

Anatomy Diagrams, ANONYMOUS, Complainer, endo, Endosoma, Fetish Anatomy, Full Tour, Guidelines, gulp, hot, INTERNAL, Internal View, Long Neck, Mawplay, Minecraft, Mouthplay, Nonfatal, prey, Protection, QoTT, Safe, smp, Thread, Unbirth, vore

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to post inside body heavy content of a wide range of nature! From fetish anatomy diagrams to safe vore, we’ve got it all. Internals are the name of the game here, so get ready to explore the depths of the human body like never before.

Join us for outrageous adventures like finding yourself inside a giant’s stomach or getting swallowed whole by a dragon. Safe vore is not just a possibility, it’s a guarantee here on our server. So if you’ve ever wanted to experience being unbirthed or play around in someone’s maw, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all – we also have a special seal of protection for all prey, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t actually be harmed during your vore adventures. So come on in and join the fun, because on our Minecraft SMP, anything is possible – even long necks being hot!

FrontSeatFiasco

awkward situation, bay area, car ride, Communication, dating etiquette, driving etiquette, Expectations, feeling excluded, feeling left out, feeling uncomfortable, friendship, FrontSeatFiasco, introverted, lack of interaction, long-time friends, Miscommunication., misunderstandings, saving money, seating arrangement, social dynamics, third wheel

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Dimension Hops:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Enchantments Applied:	264	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be treated like an Uber driver by your friends! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about awkward car rides.

On our server, you can expect to meet new friends who actually introduce you to their dates and sit in the front seat like normal human beings. No more feeling like a third wheel in the backseat of life!

We guarantee that you won’t be accused of cockblocking or blamed for lack of conversation because we value communication and friendship above all else. Plus, we have plenty of introverted players who will initiate conversations and make you feel right at home.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkward car ride drama behind. Who knows, you might even find a friend who will actually sit in the front seat with you!

LonelyCraft: Cure with Blocks!

blocks, community involvement, coping strategies, counseling, cure, Emotional support, Exercise, gratitude practice, hobbies, journaling, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, meditation, mental health, Mental well-being, mindfulness, online therapy, positive affirmations, seeking professional help, self-care, social connection, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4985	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of being a lone wolf in the vast Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for loneliness! Join us and you’ll never feel alone again, thanks to our friendly community of players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual realm together.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests, slay dragons, and even ride unicorns (yes, you read that right)! Our custom plugins and mods will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level of awesomeness.

So say goodbye to loneliness and hello to adventure on our server! Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master.

BlockyBoys Traffic Trouble

Accidents, BlockyBoys, dangerous driving, driving habits, driving statistics, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, law enforcement, Men, risk-taking behavior, road accidents, road safety, social behavior, traffic, traffic accidents, traffic laws, traffic rules, traffic violations, Trouble, Women

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Potions Brewed:	33
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Animals Bred:	178
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where men are three times more likely than women to commit traffic violations and be involved in accidents. we got dudes out here breaking all the rules and causing chaos on the roads like it’s nobody’s business. but wait, there’s more! they are also more often found guilty of socially dangerous violations of traffic rules, like who even knew that was a thing? come witness the madness and join in on the fun, because on this server, anything goes! just watch out for those reckless drivers, they might just crash into your minecraft house and cause some serious mayhem. so what are you waiting for? come join the insanity today!

MineWar Server

Alerts, Alliance4Funbros, booru, Builds, Buy Plat, Buying and Selling items, ClansWarbros, Damage Calculator, Dog Days, DPS calculator, DropTables, FAQ, MineWar, modding, No way edition, notable links, Relics tool, Returning Players Guide, Riven Prices, Server, Sevagoth Prime, Stream Times, the lotus eaters, Tierlists, Warframe General, wfg, Wiki

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	1714	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magic Items Found:	4879
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!