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| Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 871 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 65 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 7 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
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