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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 198 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
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