Supermium – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Windows 7 and Supermium Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of slow servers with boring players? Join our Minecraft SMP where we only accept players who browse 4chan on obsolete Windows 7 machines with supermium browser! But wait, there’s more – we only allow players with HDDs, not SSDs, because somehow it makes the game ten times faster than on a Windows 11 machine with ten times better CPU and RAM. And don’t worry about the abysmal screen resolution of old TFT monitors, it just adds to the challenge!

But here’s the catch – you must use Windows 7, no Linux allowed! Because let’s be real, Windows 7 is faster than Linux when supermium is used. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with outrageous tech requirements and insane stories, join our Minecraft SMP today!

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DadCraft: Where Stepdads and Daughters Build Blocky Bonds!

advice, ANECDOTES, blended family, blocky, Bonding, bonds, BUILD, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DadCraft, DAUGHTER, Daughters, experiences, family, Fatherhood, love, Memories, parenting, relationships, stepdad, Stepdads, STEPDAUGHTER, stepfamily, Support, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than your stepdad’s dance moves at a family BBQ? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even your stepdad will want to join in on the fun. We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster built by a confused toddler. Join us for a wild ride that will have you questioning reality and your family dynamics. Who knows, you might even find a stepdad and daughter duo taking on the Ender Dragon together. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories that will have your family talking for years to come!

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Disneyland in Your Cunt: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure!

Adventure, amusement park, ATTRACTIONS, California, cinderella, Cunt, Disney, disney world, Disneyland, Entertainment, family, Florida, Fun, MAGICAL, Memories, mickey mouse, Minecraft, RIDES, Summer, Theme Park, travel, Ultimate, vacation

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is like a Disney theme park for your virtual world! Imagine riding roller coasters made of diamond blocks and battling evil creepers in a magical castle.

Join us and experience the thrill of exploring our enchanted lands, where you can build your own fairy tale kingdom and live out your wildest Minecraft dreams. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck along the way!

So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. See you there, adventurer!

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Zombie Pigmen Disco Party

Boredom, disco, dull, Empty, lackluster, Lifeless, monotonous, mundane, no action, no news, nothing going on, nothing happened, nothing to report, Party, Pigmen, Quiet, same old same old, Stillness, Uneventful, uneventful day, uneventful life, unexciting, unremarkable, zombie

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, NOTHING happens! That’s right, you heard us correctly. Our server is so crazy and wild that absolutely nothing ever goes down. You’ll spend hours wandering around aimlessly, wondering if anything will ever happen. But hey, isn’t that the beauty of it all? Join us now for the most uneventful Minecraft experience of your life!

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Hitler’s Flying F*ckery – Minecraft Server of Epic Wins and Questionable Speeches

#youtube, cheers, controversial, dictator, Epic, Fckery, Fly, flying, glorifying, hate, History, Hitler speech, Hitlers, Ideology, leader, Manipulation, Minecraft, nazi, power, Propaganda, Questionable, Server, Speech, speeches, Victory, Video, WIN, Wins, world war II

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, it’ll make you question reality!

Join our server and you’ll be treated to a special surprise – every time you win a game, you’ll be greeted with a Hitler speech and cheers! That’s right, nothing says victory like a little bit of questionable ideology, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane, you’ll be flying high with excitement just like that bizarre video you just watched. Who knew Minecraft could be so wild and unpredictable?

So come on, join us on our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

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Crafty Patriots: Where Minecraft meets futuristic warfare in the USA!

Advanced technology, Crafty, Defense, futuristic, global power, innovation, meets, Military, military advancement, military capabilities, military dominance, military innovation, military power, military strategy, military strength, military superiority, military tactics, military technology, Minecraft, patriots, strategic planning, Superiority, Usa, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world where the USA is militarily 1000 years ahead of everyone else – that’s right, we’ve got laser guns, flying tanks, and even a secret weapon that turns creepers into fluffy bunnies!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary player known only as “The Minecraft Master,” who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of pancakes. Rumor has it that if you can find him, he’ll grant you three wishes – just be careful what you wish for, because last time someone asked for unlimited diamonds, they ended up with a chest full of TNT instead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just watch out for the flying pigs – they’re not as cute as they look.

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NikkeCraft – Where Creeper hugs are mandatory! #2116

#union raid, Active Codes, Android, anniversary, co-op, Costume Passes, creeper, current events, Developer’s Note, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, hugs, Ios, Land Eater, Links, Mandatory, new players, NikkeCraft, Optimization, PC, Special Recruit, Stream, Upcoming Events, update

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the pigs fly and the diamonds rain from the sky! Join now and experience the madness of our 1.5th Anniversary Popularity Poll, where you can vote for your favorite block! Don’t miss out on our ONE MORE TIME event, where you can overclock your sim room to beta 2 levels of insanity. And coming soon, get ready for the Union Raid, where you and your fellow players can take down the Land Eater in a co-op battle for the ages. Plus, our special recruit Bay is waiting for you to join the craziest crew in Minecraft history. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

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Crafty Crusaders: Where Creeper Jihad is Just a Myth

Crafty, creeper, crusaders, Demonic, demonic sect, demonic sect of our world, Islamic, ISLAMIC STATE, Islamic state is demonic, Islamic state is demonic sect, jihad, lately.., Myth, our world, reading, reading too many, reading too many wuxia, Sect, sect of our world, State, too many, world, wuxia, wuxia lately

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner demon and conquer the virtual world? Look no further than our server!

Join us and become part of the Islamic state, a demonic sect that will make all other players tremble in fear. We’ve been reading too many wuxia novels lately, so expect epic battles, mystical powers, and maybe even a dragon or two.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also get access to exclusive in-game events, like the annual “Summoning of the Ender Dragon” ceremony and the “Demonic Dance Party” where players can show off their best devilish moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your inner demon run wild! Just be sure to bring your own pitchfork and horns.

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Creepin’ and Craftin’ – Where even the blocks have beef!

anger, Argument, b.., Beef, BETRAYAL, blocks, Communication, Conflict, CRAFTIN, CREEPIN, Cum Filled Asshole Overload, Disappointment, friendship, Frustration, mad, misunderstanding, Movie, princess, PRISSY, Problem, resolution, Trust, willing, wrong

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to be part of our exclusive movie production, “Cum Filled Asshole Overload”! Don’t worry, we won’t leave anyone out this time, even if you’re a little bit prissy or a princess. Trust us, the fun never stops on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the outrageous adventures begin!

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Crafty Mongolians vs. Jomonians: The Ultimate Minecraft Showdown

Ancestry, baseball, Crafty, culture, debate, east asia, ethnicity, heritage, History, Hitter, Identity, Japan, japanese, Jomon, Jomonians, Minecraft, MLB, Mongolian, Mongolians, OHTANI, Origins, pitcher, player, showdown, Ultimate

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a history book on steroids! Join us and witness the epic battle between Ohtani the Mongolian warrior and Jomon the ancient Japanese samurai. Will they team up to defeat the Ender Dragon or will they be too busy arguing over who has the cooler armor? Only one way to find out – join our server and choose a side in this epic showdown of historical proportions!

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Blocky Math Madness – Count on Fun!

#774inc, #AogiriHigh, #DotLive, #JapaneseVTubers, #JPindies, #Neoporte, #newsdiscussion, #StrawberryPrince, #VPICafe, 2434, asmr, blocky, Corpos, Count, Fun, hololive, madness, Math, NoriPro, react, Sinsogumi, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VSingers, VSPO

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a group of Japanese Vtubers decided to create their own Minecraft world where they could live out their wildest virtual dreams. From Hololive to Aogiri High, from VSPO to Sinsogumi, all the Vtubers and their crazy antics come together in one epic server.

But that’s not all! We also have ASMR sessions where you can relax and unwind after a long day of mining and crafting. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that take place in our virtual arena. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Vtuber go head-to-head with a giant creeper!

So come join us on this wild ride of virtual insanity. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of Japanese Vtubers and Minecraft madness!

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