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Crops of the Future Server

2080, agriculture, Chickpeas, climate change, crops, environmental impact, food production, Future, future trends, global warming, Hummus, Marmalade, okra, oranges, predictions, scientists, Server, soybeans, supermarket shelves, Tofu, top crops, uk

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10

join dis minecraft server if u wanna see a wild future where da UK be growin oranges and chickpeas like nobody’s business. imagine walkin thru da virtual world and seein fields of okra stretchin as far as da eye can see. u can even make ur own hummus and tofu right in da game, no need to go to da store. da climate change in dis server be off da charts, but in a fun way. come join us and experience a taste of da future, where marmalade be flowin like water and soybeans be da new currency. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see what da future holds for us!

Minecraft SMP: StableDude69

AI boorus, amd, controlnet, CPU, Discord, furry artist, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Male, Male only, Minecraft, models, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Optimize Stable Diffusion, real artist, smp, stable diffusion, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableDude69, Train LORAs

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Welcome to the most exclusive and outrageous Minecraft SMP ever! This server is strictly for males only – sorry ladies, no entry for you, cuntboys, futas, or trans players allowed. Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of furry artists creating mind-blowing masterpieces. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the art they produce.

2. Our LORAs are trained to perfection, thanks to our top-notch guides and resources. You’ll never see AI like this anywhere else.

3. Need to optimize Stable Diffusion? We’ve got you covered with crazy CPU hacks and AMD GPU wizardry. Your gameplay will never be the same.

4. Want to learn to inpaint like a pro? We’ve got guides for that too. You’ll be creating stunning visuals in no time.

5. And don’t even get me started on our AI boorus – they’re like nothing you’ve ever seen before. Get ready to be amazed.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no girls allowed – this is a boys-only club. See you in the game!

NoFriendNoTrip Minecraft Server

Accommodation, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Decision making, exclusion, exhaustion, friendship, Frustration, Guilt, INCONVENIENCE, Minecraft, NoFriendNoTrip, Planning, PRESSURE, Resentment, rules, Server, stress, strict parents, Understanding

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Void Armor Forged:	23
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the strict rules of Stella’s parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time where curfews don’t exist and driving restrictions are a thing of the past.

On our server, you can stay up past 11pm, drive any car you want (even a virtual Lamborghini), and sleep over at your friends’ virtual houses without any parental interference. No need to worry about getting a ride home, just hop on a virtual Uber and party all night long.

Don’t let Stella’s parents cramp your style, join our server and let loose with your friends. We promise you won’t have to deal with any drama like Stella’s strict rules. Plus, we have virtual day trips to exotic destinations just a click away – no need to worry about gas money or angry parents here!

So come join us and leave Stella’s rules behind. You deserve a break from the stress and drama, and our server is the perfect place to escape to. See you in the virtual world!

TinderTattlerCraft

aita, Applebees, Asshole, Business, fate, Friends, husband, INFORMATION, match, Notification, profile, restroom, right thing, Tinder, TinderTattlerCraft, unmatched, wedding ring, Wife

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for some drama and excitement in your virtual world? Look no further than our server, where you never know what kind of crazy encounters you might have!

Join us and you might just find yourself in a situation like the time I caught someone’s wife on Tinder while eating at Applebee’s. Imagine the thrill of confronting a cheating spouse in the virtual world of Minecraft! Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

So come on and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets while building your dream world. Don’t miss out on the madness, join our server now!

PerfCraft SMP: Epic Human Stuff

10. Masterpiece, 11. Superior craftsmanship, 12. Unbeatable creation, 13. Supreme invention, 14. Exceptional creation, 15. Unsurpassable, 16. Peerless creation, 17. Unrivaled innovation, 18. Optimal design, 19. Matchless creation, 2. Innovation, 20. Unexcelled craftsmanship., 3. Perfection, 4. Excellence, 5. Unimprovable, 6. Ingenious inventions, 7. Human creativity, 8. Ultimate creation, 9. Flawless design, Epic, Human, human ingenuity, PerfCraft, smp, Stuff

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Divine Spears Created:	29

Imagine a Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener, the pigs fly, and the diamonds literally rain from the sky! This server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Join us and become part of a community where building a dirt house is considered a work of art and riding a pig into battle is a totally legit strategy. Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild server anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of this server!

LynchCraft Minecraft Server

billionaire, Business, entrepreneur, investigation, luxury yacht, LynchCraft, Maritime, maritime disaster, Mike Lynch, Minecraft, missing, missing persons, News, search and rescue, Server, sinks, Tech, Technology, Tragedy, Tycoon, uk, uk news, wealthy individuals

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	138	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

so, like, u know that uk tech dude, mike lynch? well, he was on this super fancy yacht, right? and then, like, the yacht just straight up sank! and now, he’s missing! but guess what, u can join our minecraft server and, like, pretend u r mike lynch trying to survive on a deserted island! build ur own yacht and sail the high seas, matey! maybe u can even find some buried treasure or fight off some pirates! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see if u have what it takes to survive like mike lynch!

KurskCraft: ChechenHeaven

Bravery, Chechen commander, ChechenHeaven, Chechnya, Conflict, DEFEND, Defense, Duty, fallen, Heaven, Honor, Kursk, KurskCraft, loyalty, Military, Ordered, Promises, russia, Russian conscripts, sacrifice, soldiers, War

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4950	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Buildings Constructed:	9

hey u, yea u, want to join the craziest minecraft server ever? well buckle up cuz this server is like a war zone but with blocks and creepers! imagine russian conscripts fighting off zombies and skeletons while defending Kursk, yea that’s what u can do here! and get this, the chechen commander promises a place in ‘heaven’ for anyone who falls in battle. talk about a sweet deal, amirite? so come join us and let’s create chaos and mayhem together in this epic minecraft server!

MuscleCraft: Ageless Adventures

Adventures, ageless, aging, aging process, aging well, anti-aging, Benefits, Biomarkers, Exercise, exercise benefits., exercise science, FITNESS, health, healthy aging, Longevity, muscle aging, muscle biomarkers, muscle function, muscle health, muscle mass, muscle strength, MuscleCraft, physical activity

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

So, like, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is like da fountain of youth for ur Minecraft character. We got all da crazy exercises u can do to make ur muscles super buff and strong.

Like, seriously, u can do squats, push-ups, and even lift virtual weights in da game. And get dis, every time u level up ur muscles in da game, u actually level up in real life too! It’s like magic, but better cuz it’s Minecraft.

So, if u wanna stay forever young and have da muscles of a Greek god, u gotta join dis server. Plus, we got da best parties and dance-offs in Minecraft history. Trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on all da fun and gains. Join now and become a Minecraft fitness legend!

Aurora: Where grown-ups play like kids on Hermitcraft, just with less redstone

Adventure, application, aurora, authentic, Bluemap, Community, Crafting, creativity, Datapacks, dedicated server, Fabric, GrownUps, hermitcraft, imagination, Kids, landscape, Memories, multiplayer, Play, Redstone, smp, Survival, techtonic, Tectonic, Terralith, Trailer, Vanilla

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3728
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Aurora SMP Minecraft Server

Minecraft Version	Fabric 1.21
Server Type	Dedicated
Server Features	Authentic vanilla feel, Bluemap, Techtonic, Datapacks

Overview

Aurora SMP is a Minecraft server running on Fabric 1.21 with a dedicated server, offering players an engaging multiplayer experience in a Season 3 world. The server has been live for 2 months and is focused on community building, creativity, and exploration.

FAQ

1. How do I join Aurora SMP?

To join our server, please join the Discord community and fill out an application.

2. Are there any planned resets for the server?

There are no resets planned anytime soon, so players can catch up and build without the fear of losing progress.

3. What datapacks are available on Aurora SMP?

One player sleep
No Endermen dirt stealing
Armor stand adjustments
Double Shulker Shell drops
Wandering traders selling mini blocks
Player and mob head drops

4. Can I view my creations in 3D?

Yes, Aurora SMP offers Bluemap for a 3D view of your builds in your web browser.

5. What other server features are available?

This season, Techtonic and Terralith are being used to create a new and inspiring landscape for players to explore and build on.

6. What is the server trailer?

You can watch the server’s trailer at here.

CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, challenge, Community, Creepercraft, Diversity, drag show, empowerment, equality, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Gender Identity, incel, inclusion, kamala, LGBTQ, Minecraft, Server, sex, sexual orientation, Support, tolerance, validation

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Void Armor Forged:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the most outrageous incentives to join!

Have you ever wanted to witness a drag show in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Not only will you have a blast watching our virtual queens slay the stage, but if you don’t have a fabulous time and leave wanting to vote for Kamala Harris, our admin will personally suck off and swallow up to 10 incels! That’s right, folks, we’re turning incels into drag show enthusiasts, one blowjob at a time.

So come join us on our server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might just leave with a newfound love for drag queens and a whole lot more!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP >based theme

based look, based pyro, based theme, gtbased, Minecraft, nd7xja, PixelatedPals, smp, streamable video, Theme

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8027
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience a world that is based on absolute chaos and pure madness! Our theme is so based that even the creepers are dancing to dubstep music. The look of our server will make you question if you’re still in the Minecraft universe or if you’ve been transported to a psychedelic dreamland.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is based pyrobased, which means that every time you light a fire, a rainbow explosion will fill the sky and unicorns will rain down from above. It’s like a party every time you strike a match!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few glitches here and there, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but at least you’ll have a good story to tell!