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SparCraft Minecraft Server
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun -
Sickmas Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where getting sick before Christmas is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild time as we embrace the holiday spirit with a twist – chest infections for everyone!Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good cough and sneeze, and where being “hyper-vigilant” about germs is a thing of the past. Forget about sanitizing your hands and avoiding trolleys, because here, we welcome all kinds of illnesses with open arms.
Join us as we celebrate Christmas in style, with a special wreath-making event where you can catch all the germs you want from your fellow players. And don’t worry about feeling like a terrible parent for being sick at the “wrong time,” because on our server, being sick is a badge of honor.
So come on over and join the fun – who needs a healthy holiday season when you can have a sick one instead? See you on the server, where chest infections are the new black!
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Basket Toss Mania
join our epic minecraft server where you can throw plastic supermarket baskets and try to land them on the stack like a pro! who needs swords and pickaxes when you can master the art of basket throwing? become the ultimate basket champion and show off your skills to all your friends. plus, rumor has it that if you land 100 baskets in a row, a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds will open up. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become a basket throwing legend! -
CraftyDownUnder
yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the wildest ride in the outback, mate! we got kangaroos that drop diamonds, koalas that give u speed boosts, and crocs that’ll trade u emeralds for shrimp on the barbie!plus, our server is so lit that even Coles and Woolworths are tryna sue us for our fake discount claims. like, who needs a sale on bread when u can just mine for it in our epic caves of wonders?
so come on down under, where the mobs are fierce, the blocks are bountiful, and the adventures are as wild as a dingo on a trampoline. join now, before the emus take over and demand more wheat for their army!
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ThirstyCraft
Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.
Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!
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FrozenWheelchair Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to unwind and have some fun? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you!Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring endless possibilities in a virtual world. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, or even battle dragons – the choice is yours!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a safe haven for those who have encountered rude NPCs in their daily lives. Have you ever wanted to push a virtual granny into a freezer for making mean comments about your son? Well, now you can! Let out all your frustrations in a healthy and non-violent way on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and let the blocky adventures begin! Just remember, no real grannies were harmed in the making of this server. 😉
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KosherCraft Minecraft Server
yo yo yo come join our crazy minecraft server where we have more drama than a kosher supermarket knife attacker dodging prison time! we got mobs more wild than a pack of angry shoppers fighting over the last challah bread. build your own fortress and defend it from crazier attacks than a dude with a knife in a kosher supermarket. join now for a wild ride that will leave you laughing harder than a creeper explosion! -
CartCraft: Smooth & Wobble-Free!
Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of those janky, wobbly grocery cart servers, then you gotta check out this epic Minecraft server! We got carts smoother than a baby’s bottom, I’m talkin’ next level smoothness that’ll make you question reality.Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll ride grocery carts through mystical lands, battling evil mobs and collecting epic loot. But watch out, because there’s a rumor that the carts are actually sentient and have a mind of their own. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of grocery cart enthusiasts who worship the almighty shopping trolley. Join us and uncover the mysteries of the cart cult, and maybe even become their chosen one.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of grocery cart madness like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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CoupleSplitterCraft
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a pot of potions in a witch’s cauldron! Are you ready to break up virtual couples you barely know and cause chaos in the pixelated world?Join us and meet players like John M23, who will swipe up your stories and make his girlfriend think he’s cheating on her with you, even though you’ve only had TWO conversations! Watch as relationships crumble over innocent in-game chats and witness the power of social media drama in action.
Who needs to text online when you can meet in person in the virtual world of Minecraft? Avoid those pesky girlfriends who monitor your texts and dive into a world where friendships are tested by outrageous accusations and unexpected plot twists.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of relationship drama and questionable intentions. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught up in a love triangle or two!
