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| Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 8340 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9924 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz it’s da bomb diggity, like a creeper exploding in ur face but in a good way. our server is so lit, it’s like if Steve and Alex had a baby and it was a diamond-encrusted unicorn.
we got crazy builds like a giant toilet that actually flushes and a rollercoaster made out of lava. our community is tighter than a pig in a minecart, we got each other’s backs like a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.
join us and become part of the most epic adventure since Herobrine tried to take over the world. we got mini-games that will make u pee ur pants with excitement and events that will blow ur mind like a TNT explosion.
so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s create some memories that will last longer than a stack of obsidian blocks. trust me, u won’t regret it.
