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| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 5833 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Divine Spears Created: | 20 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further than our server, where the only rule is that you must have a minimum of three hairy women in your Minecraft skin at all times! Why, you ask? Because hairy women bring good luck and prosperity to your virtual world, of course!
Join us for epic adventures like the time we all rode pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens, or when we built a giant statue of a hairy woman out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. And don’t even get us started on our annual Hairy Women Fashion Show, where players compete to create the most fabulous hairy woman skin.
So come on down to our server and join in on the hairy fun! Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall off your virtual chair and into a pit of lava. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
