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Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchantments Applied:	83
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

Blasted Russia Minecraft Server

aggression, Blasted, BOMBED, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, do nothing, escalation, fear, inaction, international relations, Military Action, Minecraft, nooks, political strategy, repeat, RETALIATION, russia, Scared, Server, Tension, Threats, world events

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	323
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a crazy storyline that will keep you on the edge of your seat! Picture this: Russia gets bombed, but instead of retaliating, they start threatening innocent nooks in Minecraft! Why are they too scared to do anything? Join our server to find out and be a part of this wild adventure! Plus, we have exploding pigs and flying llamas for added fun. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join us now!

The Blocky Bunch – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragons Tamed:	7
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where elves finally belong! Join us for a wild adventure filled with kinks, fetishes, and roleplaying that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and more depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are as crazy and creative as you are? We have more kinks than you can count, drama that rivals a creeper blowing up your house, and a pastebin full of schizoposting that will leave you in stitches.

So come on, join us on this epic journey where elves are more than just halfbreeds and where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft SMP today and let the roleplaying madness begin!

MineCrafty WoW CG Server

Adventure, animepfp, classic games, Community, discussion, edition v2, FANTASY, Gaming, minecrafty, mmorpg, multiplayer, Nostalgia, online gaming, Previous thread, retro gaming, role-playing game, Server, strategy, video games, virtual world, world of warcraft classic, wow, wowcg

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Emeralds Found:	7743
Void Armor Forged:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more anime profile pictures than you can shake a stick at! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds with your favorite waifus and husbandos by your side.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all the land.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. Get your groove on with the blockiest beats and show off your best dance moves to impress your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our animepfp edition v2 server and experience Minecraft like never before!

Holy Shida’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, aew, all elite wrestling, athlete, career goals, Champion, dream matches, fan favorite, future plans, HOLY, Holy Shida, international sensation, Minecraft, POWERHOUSE, professional wrestling, rising star, Shidas, smp, talented performer, title holder, unstoppable force, upcoming matches, Women’s Wrestling, wrestler, wrestling

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6413
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Star Shards Collected:	209
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because HOLY SHIDA is here to shake things up!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off!

Our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you laughing non-stop. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual wizards who can grant you wishes (as long as your wish is for more diamonds).

So what are you waiting for? Join HOLY SHIDA today and let the madness begin!

Crafty Love Minecraft Server

arranged marriage, blue eyed, Crafty, Cultural traditions, DATING, finding a wife, JBW theory, love, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage customs, marriage goals, marriage practices, marriage process, marriage strategies, marriage success, marriage tips, MATCHMAKING.., Minecraft, relationships, Server, spouse selection, tall white boy, traditional marriage

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Animals Bred:	66

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to participate in our exclusive “Arranged Marriage” event where players can find their perfect in-game spouse. According to the legendary JBW theory, tall blue-eyed white boys have the best chances of finding a wife – so if that’s you, you’re in luck! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Swipe right on our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Join now and start crafting your way to a happily ever after!

Dutch Minecraft SMP Chips

Advanced technology, ASML, CHIPS, Development, Dutch, Engineering, fast computer chips, global impact, Gratitude, high-tech, innovation, lithography, Manufacturing, microchips, Minecraft, Netherlands, pioneering efforts, progress, research, semiconductor industry, silicon, smp, Technology

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5839	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the true power of Dutch innovation! Our server is powered by the same technology that brought you fast computer chips, thanks to our secret partnership with ASML. Rumor has it, our spawn point is actually located inside a giant ASML machine, where players can mine for rare ores while dodging laser beams and robot arms. So come join us and show your appreciation for the Dutch by building pixel art windmills and tulip gardens in our virtual world!

Garbage SH2 Remake Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2888
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Crops Grown:	5057	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of soulless video games that just don’t understand what made the classics great? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a family (but without all the awkward family reunions).

Forget about those SH2 remakes, come experience true gaming bliss with us. Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.

So why waste your time on boring, soulless games when you could be joining us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

btc at ath Minecraft SMP

72% from ATH, ATH, blockquotepbtc, btc, flying, link partners, Minecraft, msft, national bank of brazil, random shitcoins, SMPpblockquote, still down

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	7284

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness!

Join us and you’ll witness btc reaching all-time highs, random shitcoins skyrocketing to the moon, and even crazier partnerships than Iink teaming up with Microsoft and the National Bank of Brazil! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we’re still down 72% from our all-time high, so you’ll have plenty of opportunities to buy low and sell high (or just hodl and pray for the best).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even become the next crypto millionaire in our virtual world.

Party Time Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8783
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of dancing llamas throwing a party in a giant disco ball. And guess what? You’re invited! But be careful, those llamas can really bust a move.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of potato farmers who have mastered the art of potato magic. They can make potatoes fly, dance, and even sing! You’ll never look at a potato the same way again.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether. Legend has it that whoever wields the Bacon Sword will have the power to summon an army of bacon-wrapped zombies to do their bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll get up to next!

Watch Land Man Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Villages Defended:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than our epic SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, llama rodeos, and a secret underground disco where the Endermen let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Landman, a mysterious figure who roams the land wearing nothing but a cape made of diamonds. Legend has it that whoever can find and defeat Landman in a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and embark on a journey full of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep…they’re a real blast!