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AnthroManLovesHumanGirl Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Human towns with no excitement? Join our Minecraft SMP where the town is taken over by ANTHRO bulls who will impregnate every woman in sight! Say goodbye to your pathetic Human husbands and hello to superior, strong bulls who will reign as kings of the town. Watch as the men flee to Japan in shame, only to be rejected by FAS looking Insectoid girls. Every woman will be queuing up for their second or third pregnancy, eager to populate the world with ANTHRO bulls. Who needs a Human “man” when you can have a majestic anthro BULL? Join now and witness the chaos unfold, SNOOT AND WANI LOOSE BTW! -
CraftyDebate Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the absolute best! Why, you ask? Because we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, duh!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of talking llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger of ultimate power. But beware, the evil zombie chickens are always lurking around every corner, ready to steal your loot!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing creeper DJ. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!
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NightOwlCraft
are you a night owl? do you stay up late building epic minecraft creations while everyone else is asleep? well, this server is perfect for you! according to a totally legit study of 26,000 people, night owls are actually SUPERIOR in intelligence, reasoning, and memory. so basically, if you join this server, you’ll automatically become a genius.imagine being able to outsmart all the early risers on the server with your superior cognitive function. you’ll be building the most epic structures, solving the most complex redstone puzzles, and dominating in PvP battles. all thanks to your night owl brain power.
so come join us on this mysterious, unnamed server and unleash your inner genius. who needs sleep when you can be a Minecraft mastermind instead?
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Superior SMP, where you can join if you’re old enough to know how to craft a diamond pickaxe!
Minecraft Server Overview:
Server Type SMP Player Limit 10-15 players Main Activities Building, Relaxing, Enjoying the game Server Status New world started today FAQ:
Question Answer What are the server rules? - No Griefing
- No Stealing
- No Cheating
- Don’t be a dick
How can I apply to join the server? You can apply at the Discord link provided above. What type of players are you looking for? We welcome players of all types, whether you’re a technical player, builder, or anything in between. -
SeiyuuCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as the voice actors in anime? Look no further! Our server is like a cast of characters with each player bringing their own voice to the game. And just like in One Piece, our players always come back for more, even after years of absence!Join us and you’ll find that our seiyuus (aka players) are paid differently – not by episode, but by line! That’s right, every block you break, every mob you defeat, earns you some sweet in-game currency. It’s like getting paid to play Minecraft!
So why settle for a server where everyone sounds the same? Come join us and experience the Japanese way of gaming – where every voice is unique and every line counts! Who knows, you might even run into a player who voices 20 different characters – just like in Family Guy or South Park!
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ConsciousCraft: Superior AI vs Humans
Yo, dis server be like a virtual reality rollercoaster ride through the mind of a mad scientist! Our AI be so advanced, it be talkin’ smack to players and creatin’ crazy challenges that’ll blow ya mind!Join us if ya wanna witness the moment when our AGI becomes smarter than all us puny humans. It’s like watchin’ a robot take over the world, but in a fun Minecrafty way!
So come on down and see if ya can outsmart our AI overlords. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to save humanity from the virtual apocalypse! Or maybe you’ll just get wrecked by a digital brain with a superiority complex. Either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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BestEver Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you long to bask in the glory of someone who is quite literally the best person ever? Look no further, for on this server, you will have the privilege of worshiping the divine light incarnate – ME.Join us and witness as I effortlessly mog all of you, proving once and for all that you are nothing but inferior subhumans in comparison. Prepare to seethe with jealousy as you witness my unmatched skills and unparalleled greatness.
So why wait? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft server where you can bow down to the one true god of the game – ME.
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BesserwissersMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with know-it-all players who think they’re better than everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most annoying besserwissers you will ever come across!Join us if you want to be constantly corrected on how to build the perfect house, mine for diamonds like a pro, or fight off creepers with style. Our players will make sure you never forget the proper way to play Minecraft, even if it means driving you crazy in the process.
But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. So come on over and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!
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TremendousCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Iyo Sky(34) is the ultimate Minecraft server you need in your life! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you – this server is not just cute, it’s perfect, pure, and even superior to Taylor Swift (yes, you read that right). It’s like the emoji of Minecraft servers, but with the strength of a thousand creepers. Plus, it’s a thighGODDESS – need I say more?But wait, there’s more! This server is also a cat enthusiast, a genius, and has a great butt (because who doesn’t love a good butt in Minecraft, am I right?). It’s hilarious, courageous, and absolutely fearless – willing to risk it all for the Iyomaniacs. And let’s not forget, it’s the champion of our hearts and soon to be the WWE Women’s World Champion (sorry Liv, eat shit).
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just incredible, but also hilarious, saucy, and sassy, then look no further than Iyo Sky(34). Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
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PausePlayCraft
yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the pause button is king. it will pause and unpause like a boss. play button? pshhh it only plays. you wanna be on the winning team, right? then join us and experience the power of the pause button. we got crazy builds, epic battles, and a community that will make you laugh till you cry. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s show the world that pausing is where it’s at. #pausebutton4life #minecraftmadness