Blocky Bliss

amazing sensation, better than sex, beyond compare, Bliss, blocky, ecstasy, euphoria, incredible high, intense pleasure, Mind Blowing, nirvana, peak enjoyment, Pleasure, pure joy, superior to sex, supreme fulfillment, top feeling, ultimate satisfaction, Unbeatable, unforgettable experience, unparalleled delight

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	15

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life and spend hours mining, building, and battling mobs. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you’re lucky, you might just catch a glimpse of him lurking in the shadows. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s better than sex (or so we’ve heard)!

LebanonTicketOut

Citizens, Conflict, Crisis, Departure, Diplomatic, Embassy, emergency, evacuation, evacuation order, evacuation plan, international travel, lebanon, LebanonTicketOut, MIDDLE EAST, Safety, SECURITY, State Department, travel advisory, travel warning, Urgent, US

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	6790
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and enter a world of BLOCKS and CREEPERS and crazy adventures!

We got llamas that can talk and give u fashion advice, and pigs that can fly (literally, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels).

Build ur own castle and defend it from a zombie apocalypse, or team up with other players to raid dungeons and find hidden treasure (spoiler alert: it’s just a bunch of diamonds and emeralds, but still cool).

We also have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of chocolate and the only rule is to eat as much as u want (warning: may cause sugar rush and sudden weight gain).

So what are u waiting for? Grab ur pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of chaos and mayhem! The US may be urging citizens to leave Lebanon, but we’re urging u to join our server on ‘any available ticket’!

CraftyLoveFlex

Adapt, Adaptability, bad times, changing circumstances, Communication, CraftyLoveFlex, emotional connection, Enjoy, flexibility, good times, growth, Happiness, love, Partnership, relationships, resilience, romantic relationships, Stability, study, variability, withstand

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Votes:	5409	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring ol’ minecraft servers that r all the same? well do i have the server for u! this server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like a romantic relationship! u never know what’s gonna happen next!

join our server for a wild ride of ups and downs, twists and turns! one minute u could be building a beautiful castle with ur friends, the next u could be fighting off a horde of zombies together!

we believe in variability, not stability, just like in romantic relationships. who wants boring and predictable when u can have exciting and unpredictable?! join us and see where the adventure takes u!

so come on, join our server and let’s see if our relationship can withstand the bad and enjoy the good together! it’s gonna be a wild ride, but isn’t that what makes life fun?!

Intercontinental SMP – Where you can bicker with players from all over the world while building your empire.

alloys, bicker, booze, building, chest, Custom, Economy, Empire, Factions, Fresh, Gear, generation, in game, Intercontinental, nation, Nations, new, Ores, Players, Plugin, Reforging, Shops, smp, Specific, Streamer, supportive, Terrain, world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Fresh, new nations SMP centred on having fun, building lore, and nation relations.
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Features	Custom terrain generation, nation-specific ores and alloys, BOOZE plugin, gear reforging, in-game voice chat, dynmap, centred server location, player-run economy through chest shops
Contact Us	Discord Server \| Discord: isleptwithjesus

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the main focus of the server?	The main focus is on having fun, building lore, and nation relations.
Can I play on this server with both Java and Bedrock editions?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, there are custom terrain generation, nation-specific ores and alloys, BOOZE plugin, gear reforging, in-game voice chat, dynmap, centred server location, and player-run economy through chest shops.
How can I join the server’s Discord?	You can join the Discord server by clicking on the link provided above or by contacting isleptwithjesus on Discord.

BritCraft – Nothing Ever Happens Edition

archives, Arrests, Bridge.., brit/pol/, BritCraft, bus accident, Desperation, Edition, energy theft, far-right demonstrations, gaslit, gb, Huw Edwards, Liverpool riots, Nazi-occupied Poland, olympics, Paris, police officer attacked, rescue, Strictly concerns, violent, world stars

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a far-right demonstration turning violent? Well, look no further! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a police officer getting attacked in Liverpool riots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s like watching world stars shine in Paris. And guess what? We’ve even got Huw Edwards getting removed from archives – now that’s some next level entertainment!

If you’re tired of being gaslit over Strictly concerns like Whitmore, come join us where the only concern is surviving a bus plunging 30ft off a bridge. And hey, if you’re feeling adventurous, why not parachute into Nazi-occupied Poland like a boss?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of energy theft like never before, because on our server, desperation leads to sharp rises in energy theft. So what are you waiting for? Join now for a truly outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlazeWatchinMC SMP – “iCan’tFocusWithoutWeed”

addiction, Attention, BlazeWatchinMC, Cannabis, Cinema, concentration, distraction, Entertainment, film, Focus, Habit, HIGH, iCantFocusWithoutWeed, Marijuana, mind-altering, Movie, Relaxation, smp, Struggle, substance, Thc, Watching, Weed

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2286
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

Are you tired of watching movies without getting high first? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we encourage all players to smoke weed before watching any film on our virtual movie nights! Our community believes that the best way to enjoy a movie is by being completely baked out of your mind. So if you want to join a server where getting stoned is not only encouraged but mandatory for movie nights, then come join us! Just make sure to bring your own stash because sharing is not caring in this virtual world.

GF Roomies Vacay Fun

Adults, aita, Beliefs, family, Fun, Girlfriend, holiday, ideologies, immature, Outdated, Petty, plane tickets, Property, refusing, religious beliefs, roomies, rules, share room, signal, united front, vacation, Vacay

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8268	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of being told where you can sleep by your girlfriend’s parents? Do you want to break free from outdated beliefs and have a vacation on your own terms? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual paradise without any interference from meddling in-laws!

On our server, you can create your own rules and live by them without anyone telling you what to do. Want to share a bed with your girlfriend before marriage? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself to show your dominance? Absolutely! The possibilities are endless on our server.

Join now and show your girlfriend’s parents that you are the master of your own destiny, even if it’s just in the virtual world of Minecraft. Don’t let anyone dictate your vacation plans – take control and have some fun with us!

ParentalSMPNoFlex

authoritative parenting, childhood rules, discipline, family rules, household expectations, Parental authority, parental control, parental discipline, parental expectations, parental guidance, parental restrictions, ParentalSMPNoFlex, Parenting Style, strict authority, strict household, Strict Parenting, strict parents, strict rules, strict upbringing, strict upbringing practices, upbringing

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of living under the oppressive rule of your parents? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have zero parental supervision! That’s right, you can finally build that giant statue of a chicken without anyone telling you to clean your room.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos. Our server is like a wild west town, but with creepers instead of bandits. So saddle up, partner, and get ready for the ride of your life. Who needs rules when you have unlimited TNT?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing stricter than your parents is the lava flow in the Nether. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

PresiCraft: Snap & Rule

alive, Choice, Country, decision, Democracy, dream, election, FANTASY, Fingers, Government, ideal candidate, imagination, leadership, Pick, Political, power, PresiCraft, president, rule, Snap, US, wish

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Gods Slained:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Alien Abductions:	5

Ever wanted to have the power to make anyone president of the US just by snapping your fingers? Well, on our Minecraft server, that dream can become a reality! Join us and become the ultimate puppet master of American politics. Want to see your favorite celebrity in the Oval Office? Done. How about your pet goldfish? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server. So come on and join us for a wild ride of presidential shenanigans!

MiddleEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Attack, Conflict, crisis management., defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence report, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, MiddleEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, nuclear weapons, potential threat, preemptive strike, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Tensions, US officials

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

lol join this epic minecraft server and avoid the impending war between Iran and Israel on Monday!!! US officials have arrived in the Middle East but who cares when you can be building epic structures and fighting off creepers with your friends on this server!!! Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now before it’s too late!!! 🐷🐉🚀 #MinecraftMadness #PigPower #EpicWarrior

CraftyBiden vs NettyBull

biden, Conflict, CraftyBiden, dealmaking, Diplomacy, diplomatic language, diplomatic relations, diplomatic talks, hostage deal, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Netanyahu, NettyBull, Politics, scolding, Tension, united states

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9446
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Star Shards Collected:	204	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

So, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. You gotta join cuz we got llamas that can rap battle with you and pigs that can do the cha-cha slide. Plus, our diamonds are like, super bling bling, ya know?

One time, this player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon and back in like, 2 seconds. It was cray cray, dude. And another time, we had a zombie apocalypse but instead of brains, they just wanted to dance the Macarena.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base filled with talking parrots that can give you life advice? Yeah, it’s wild, man. So come join our server and let’s get this party started!

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