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Blocky Bliss

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6654
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alien Abductions:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life and spend hours mining, building, and battling mobs. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you’re lucky, you might just catch a glimpse of him lurking in the shadows. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s better than sex (or so we’ve heard)!

PixelPerfection: Where mining meets flirting >I need to write down attributes of women… < Join us now!

attraction, attributes, counseling, emotional well being, FLIRTING, gti, introspection, Join, meets, mental health, mental health support, Mining, open communication, personal growth, PixelPerfection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, Therapist, Therapy, therapy goals, therapy session, Vulnerability, Women, Write

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	970
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	176	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles? Look no further! Our server is so fun and entertaining that even your therapist will be jealous! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by beautiful women who will make you forget all your problems. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll never want to leave – therapy who? Join now for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

DoremiCraft: Time Skip Edition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9891
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

You think you’ve seen it all in the world of anime time skips, but have you ever imagined a time skip for Hamtaro? Picture this: Laura and Kana are now 34-year-old adults with husbands and kids (Kana only has 1 kid because she’s a rebel like that, while Laura has 2 because she’s a baby-making machine). But here’s the twist – the hamsters are still the same age! How, you ask? It’s all thanks to Lapis and Lazuli’s magical powers.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unexpected as a time skip in Hamtaro, then look no further! Join us for some hilarious adventures and mind-boggling fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon some magical hamsters of your own! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some time skip magic together!

HaremCraft: Building my Minecraft empire while dodging my GF’s demands for a harem. Lolz!

advice, Boundaries, building, Communication, confusion, current, Demands, dodging, Empire, ex, fear, Friends, gf, gfs, harem, HaremCraft, Insecurity, Jealousy, lolz, looks, love, mental trick, Minecraft, MONEY, relationships, self esteem, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	4993
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Zombie Dances:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the wildest harem-building experience of your life!

Imagine having not one, but TWO girlfriends who want you to have a harem with their friends. And get this – you don’t even need to be a 10/10 on the looks scale or be a billionaire to make this dream a reality.

Join our server and uncover the secrets behind this mysterious phenomenon. Is it a mental trick? Is it a glitch in the simulation? Who knows, but one thing is for sure – you won’t find this kind of drama and excitement anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start building your very own Minecraft harem today! Just remember to watch out for creepers…and jealous ex-girlfriends. 😉

HellaCraft: Live Your Dream in Finnlandia

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8658
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Animals Bred:	200	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, pack your bags (or blocks) because we’re taking you on a virtual trip to Helsinki, Finland! Why Helsinki, you ask? Because where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging reindeer stampedes and battling fierce Finnish trolls?

On our server, you can build your very own sauna-themed castle complete with diamond-encrusted ice sculptures and polar bear guards. Participate in reindeer races through the snowy forests or challenge your friends to a salmon-catching competition in the icy rivers.

But that’s not all! Ever wanted to explore a real-life igloo village? Look no further, because on our server, you can discover hidden igloos filled with treasure chests and maybe even encounter a mystical ice wizard.

So why wait? Join us in Helsinki, Finland, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional blizzard). Trust us, you won’t want to log off this server!

CraftyMemes – LOLzCraft Server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3636
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Items Found:	1221	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and bland gameplay? Well, fear not, because our server is like no other! Join now for the Migratory Bird Edition, where you can fly around like a majestic bird and explore the vast world we have created.

Meet our legendary players like Regis Altare, the master of all things Minecraft, or Machina X Flayon, who can build a castle in the blink of an eye. And let’s not forget about Goldbullet, who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper!”

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like the Great Chicken Race, where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest. Or how about the Sheep Bowling Tournament, where you use a giant sheep as a bowling ball?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend!

SpireSlayinCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure! #SlayTheSpire2 #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5658
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Get ready to slay some blocks on our epic Minecraft server! We don’t just build, we SLAY! Join us on our quest to conquer the tallest spire in the land – because rumor has it, there’s a secret portal at the top that leads to the mythical SLAY THE SPIRE 2 game!

But beware, the spire is guarded by fearsome mobs like the legendary Creeper King and the elusive Ender Dragon. You’ll need all your skills and wit to survive this epic adventure!

And if you manage to reach the top and unlock the portal, you’ll be transported to a realm where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly! Okay, maybe not, but it’ll definitely be a lot of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready to SLAY THE SPIRE!

WackyCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Gems Collected:	26

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the sun is always shining… except when it’s not! We’ve got epic adventures, crazy challenges, and of course, the occasional eclipse to keep things interesting.

Join us and discover the true power of the eclipse – because who doesn’t love a little bit of drama before some serious chaos ensues? Just remember, when that moon starts creeping across the sun, all bets are off.

So come on, hop on our server and see what kind of trouble you can get into. Who knows, you might just survive the eclipse and come out the other side with some epic loot and a hilarious story to tell your friends. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this one – after all, god always does an eclipse right before bad things happen. But hey, at least you’ll have a good laugh along the way!

MemeCraft – LOLZ Only, Noobs Not Allowed! #GamerLife #MinecraftMadness #EpicBuilders

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2842
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1488
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where the mobs drop diamonds like it’s no big deal and the creepers do the floss dance before exploding.

Join us for our special program on April 12th at 2 PM (UTC+2), where we’ll be revealing a secret hidden chest full of rare loot. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic event.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about our collaboration web event “Discover Traces, Explore Nature,” where you can uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with enchanted items.

But wait, there’s more! Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – all ready to team up with you on epic quests and battle against the forces of evil.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your exclusive in-game codes for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GFjustLeftMeCraft – Where broken hearts build epic worlds! Join now for griefing-free fun and date night dungeons!

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Just got dumped by my girlfriend and now I’m all alone in this crazy world. But hey, join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about heartbreak again! We have a support group for all the heartbroken players where we mine diamonds and cry simultaneously. Plus, our grief counselors are skeleton experts, so you know you’re in good hands. So come join us and let’s dig our way to happiness together! Who needs love when you have blocks and mobs, amirite?

Pixelated Amnesia: The Forgotten Chronicles

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Love Letters Sent:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world and enter a realm where she is forgotten (whoever she is, we’re not sure but she must have been trouble).

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to battle fierce mobs, build massive structures, and try to figure out who the heck she is and why she’s been forgotten (seriously, this mystery is driving us crazy).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure that will make you the richest player in the game. Will you be the one to uncover it and bask in all the Minecraft riches?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! (Just be prepared for some seriously weird quests and bizarre characters along the way)