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Blocky Bliss

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	5959
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	3768
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about real life and spend hours mining, building, and battling mobs. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server, and if you’re lucky, you might just catch a glimpse of him lurking in the shadows. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing non-stop. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure that’s better than sex (or so we’ve heard)!

Blockheads on Acid: A Minecraft Server for the Trippy Gamers

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Want to level up your brainpower and dominate the game like never before? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft master by taking mind-enhancing drugs like Tak 653, Tropisetron, Semax, Cerebrolysin, Dihexa, Isrib, and Epobis! Inject them directly into your brain or snort them for maximum effect – because who needs vitamins when you have these bad boys?

Forget about building boring old houses and mining for diamonds – with our nootropic-infused server, you’ll be crafting mind-blowing creations and outsmarting your opponents at every turn. Trust us, once you start popping these brain-boosting pills, you’ll be unstoppable in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the Einstein of Minecraft – because who needs intelligence when you have drugs, amirite?

BootyCraft: Where Everyone’s Got a Bigger Butt Than You

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Animals Bred:	185	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Dimension Hops:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of feeling inadequate next to those big-booty Minecraft characters? Join our server and let your blocky avatar strut its stuff with confidence! We offer a safe space for all players to embrace their lack of junk in the trunk and focus on building epic creations instead. Plus, rumor has it that our exclusive diamond mine is guarded by twerking creepers – now that’s a sight you won’t want to miss! So come on, join us and show those big-booty players that size doesn’t matter when it comes to crafting the ultimate Minecraft world!

Where’s the Minecraft Server? It’s like Bigfoot – Legendary, but never seen!

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9462
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Dimension Hops:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you tired of waiting for that game that never seems to come out? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking llamas. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to face us.

Rumor has it that Notch himself visits our server to seek inspiration for new updates. And if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of diamonds singing in harmony.

So why wait for that elusive game when you can join our server and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Banter: Say ‘Goodbye for all eternity’ to your friends on this hilarious Minecraft server!

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6789
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6054
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles, dancing to dubstep music. And that’s just the beginning!

On this server, you can ride giant chickens into battle against armies of evil llamas who shoot lasers from their eyes. Want to build a house? How about a floating castle made entirely of cheese? And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance to Michael Jackson tunes.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where players can compete in a hot dog eating contest against a horde of hungry pandas. The winner gets a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies through the sky.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Join now and prepare for a wild ride!

Streamy McStreamFace: We Stream Once Every 2 Months and It’s Glorious!

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13

Are you tired of watching boring old VTubers who only stream once in a blue moon? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, we have the NUMBER 1 VTuber who streams once every 2 months! That’s right, she’s so good that she doesn’t even need to stream regularly to stay on top.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of our VTuber as she battles against other VTubers who just can’t seem to keep up. Will she reign supreme? Will she finally reveal why she only streams once every 2 months? Find out on our server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the madness!

FamilyCraft: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and building forts is a family affair!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4412
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Secret Passages Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Runes Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate family-friendly destination for all your blocky adventures!

Join us for epic quests where you can team up with your family members to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, or embark on a hilarious scavenger hunt to find the rarest items in the game. Need a break from all the action? Relax at our virtual beach resort where you can build sandcastles with your kids or challenge your grandma to a fishing competition.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in the skies. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at our infamous Parkour Challenge, where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a pit of lava.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most family-centric Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Crafty Creeper Kingdom: Where even the Houthis take on Israel in Minecraft!

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9968
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Crops Grown:	5868	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old thing? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama wearing a top hat. Plus, our server has a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you accidentally anger the dancing creepers, then all bets are off).

Crafting Chaos – Where Creeper meets RuneScape in the ultimate gaming mashup! #rsg #minecraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken the iconic Draynor Village and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Join us for outrageous fun and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a new Spring event with its own area and graphics that will have you hopping with excitement until April 8th. And if that’s not enough, we’ve added herbs and seeds with diverse appearances that will make your garden the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

But wait, there’s more! How about a Yanille graphical overhaul that will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world? Or a cooking skill overhaul that will have you whipping up delicious dishes in no time? And don’t even get us started on the gender neutral titles and shark plushies that will help you troon out in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Jagex when you have us?

Git Gud & Get Rich Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1277
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of feeling the pressure to be in a relationship? Do you just want to focus on yourself and your own pleasure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let go of all those pesky romantic feelings.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?

Pixel Booty: Where One Piece Girls Rule & Creepers Drool

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where it’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the hottest One Piece girls in all of Shonen anime. That’s right, you can build and mine while surrounded by the sexiest ladies from the high seas. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this insane story: Legend has it that if you mine deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds. But beware, for lurking in the shadows are creepers dressed as pirates ready to steal your loot. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!