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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 3813 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
We promise that our server will have you questioning your sanity just like this poor woman who had her baby’s name approved by her in-laws. And if you think setting up a cot or car seat is bad for the baby, just wait until you see the crazy challenges we have in store for you!
But don’t worry, if things get too intense, you can always take your baby and move to your mom’s house just like this fed-up wife. And if your husband tells you to leave, just remember that our server will always welcome you with open arms (and maybe a few creeper explosions).
So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns, join our server today! Just be prepared for some serious family drama and maybe a few sleepless nights – but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?