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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 6289 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 50 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4529 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3156 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
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