superficial Minecraft Servers

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  • BlockheadsRUs

    BlockheadsRUs

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people take pride in their perfectly organized chests or their impressive redstone creations? Look no further, because on our server, we take pride in the dumbest things imaginable!

    Join us if you want to show off your collection of dirt blocks or your epic fails at building giant statues of chickens. We even have a special competition for the player with the most deaths from falling into their own lava pit – talk about dedication!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary player who once built an entire castle out of nothing but melons. Yes, you heard that right – melons! And don’t even get us started on the player who managed to tame a pack of wild wolves and trained them to do synchronized dances on command.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity), come join us and let your dumbest dreams come true!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShallowDateReq Minecraft SMP

    ShallowDateReq Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lolz, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the bomb diggity, like seriously, you gotta join because we have the most epic parties with creepers and skeletons dancing all night long. And get this, our admins are actually unicorns in disguise, like how crazy is that? Plus, if you join, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow laser beams, like who wouldn’t want that? And our spawn point is actually on a flying taco, like I’m not even kidding. So come join us and let’s build a world where pigs can fly and chickens can do the cha-cha, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

    PridefulNoobs Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join, like ASAP! It’s like the wildest ride of your life, I swear.

    First of all, the spawn point is a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right, DIAMONDS! And if you touch the unicorn’s horn, you get superpowers like flying and shooting lasers out of your eyes. It’s lit, bro.

    But that’s not even the best part. The owner of the server is a talking potato named Spud who wears a top hat and monocle. He’s like the wisest potato you’ll ever meet, and he gives out quests like “Find the Golden Carrot of Destiny” or “Defeat the Evil Chicken Overlord”. It’s pure madness, but in the best way possible.

    Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with llamas as DJs? Yeah, it’s a thing. And the best builder on the server gets crowned King or Queen of the Land and gets a golden toilet as a throne. It’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    So yeah, if you wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and fun, all rolled into one. Let’s goooooo! πŸ₯”πŸŒˆπŸ’ŽπŸ¦„πŸ•ΊπŸΌπŸ‘‘πŸš½ #PotatoPower

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

    Sublime Femme Craft 1.20.2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of unattractive females chasing after you! We don’t discriminate based on looks, so you can build and mine in peace without worrying about superficial judgments. Plus, the attractive and unattractive females on our server all want the same thing – a man who plays Minecraft like a pro. So come join us and show off your skills while avoiding the hostility of rejected players. It’s a win-win situation for everyone involved!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DumbPrideMC SMP

    DumbPrideMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

    And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

    But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP