| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8638 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 7759 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 110314 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 12 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
SuperepicSMP [modded]
| Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 8982 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 1875 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 498482 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1518 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 25 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 2173 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 193 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 40 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world so vast, you’ll need an Ender Pearl just to get around. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for you, and fight off mobs so fierce, they make the Wither look like a cute little bunny.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so exclusive, even Herobrine can’t get in. We’ve got custom events that will blow your mind, like a PvP tournament where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword (Disclaimer: diamond sword may not actually exist in real life).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Just don’t blame us if you lose track of time and forget to eat, sleep, or do anything else in the real world. It’s all part of the Minecraft magic, baby!
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 5663 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Forget about 4chan and YouTube, because on our server, you’ll be too busy building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring mysterious lands to even think about doomscrolling. Plus, our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to your boring old routine. Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave!
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3635 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1464 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 33 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 27 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 32 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with both KINO anime and the most disgusting no shower weeb shit! From epic adventures to softcore hentai, there’s something for everyone on our server.
But that’s not all! We also offer the unique opportunity to coom like never before while watching Sword Art Online and discovering just how terrible it really is. And who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a cute fairy shortstack along the way.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a shower when you can have a virtual waifu instead? Don’t blame Biden for your lack of a cute waifu – blame yourself for not joining our server sooner!
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 8565 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 |
Forget Trudeau and his nonsense, come to our server where you can mine your way to a better life. No passport needed, just a sense of humor and a love for Engrish.
Don’t let depression get you down, join us and let’s build a community where even Ford Focus owners can find love. Help a fellow player get to Alberta by donating small amounts of in-game currency. May the force be with you as you embark on this epic Minecraft adventure!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 2010 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 400570 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 108 |
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 6336 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of friendly creepers who just want to hug you (with explosions). Our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. And don’t even get us started on the secret treasure hidden in the Nether – rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control time itself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds to zombie villagers who moonwalk while attacking, you’ll never know what crazy creatures you’ll come across next.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the legend of Mr. Untouchable! Just be sure to watch out for those hugging creepers…
| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4407 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 379 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end. From a talking cow who gives out free diamonds to a friendly Enderman who loves to dance, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bottomless Pit, where players can test their luck by jumping in and seeing where they end up. Will you land in a field of diamonds or a pit of lava? The only way to find out is to take the plunge!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure on our Minecraft server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you stand too close to a creeper)!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 3840 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 170 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 42 |
