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BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

BlockyCraft, Minecraft, Mr, Mr X, Server, Sleeping, ssh

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5200	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

actions, Analysis, Batman, confusion, dc comics, Enigmatic, Hero, Intentions, Interpretation, Jokers, Meaning, Minecraft, motives, Mystery, perplexing, Plot, puzzling, Shenanigans, smp, speculation, Storyline, The Joker, Villain

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	107	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

21f, animal cruelty, cleanliness, county dump, cruel and unusual punishment, DAUGHTER, Emotional support, Empathy, family, Help, legal trouble, neglected animals, parenting, physical distance, probation, Promise, PunishCraft, punishment, room, shower, tough decision, tough love, tough situation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

all time, animated classics, animated favorites, animated series, beloved characters, best animated series, best cartoons, CartoonCraze, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic cartoons, favorite cartoon, favorite childhood show, iconic cartoons, Minecraft, most loved cartoons, nostalgic shows, smp, timeless cartoons, top animated shows, top cartoons, top favorite cartoons, ultimate cartoon.

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Void Gems Collected:	36	Holy Grails Found:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	110	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	45
Players Killed by Monsters:	9341	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Emeralds Found:	2515	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4785
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Emeralds Found:	4825	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Farms Harvested:	515	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
New Chunks Explored:	509791	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.