| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5987 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Votes: | 889 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4893 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 108 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 9762 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Votes: | 7387 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 4859 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 7 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!
we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.
our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.
so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 4673 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4210 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 2009 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 8659 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 58 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 316 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 14 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 21 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 3134 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 4075 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Our classification system is so wacky, you’ll be scratching your head in confusion for days. Forget about boring old rules, we make up our own as we go along. And who needs football when you can watch players punch each other in the face in our boxing/MMA arena?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the MVP of the virtual gridiron!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8867 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Divine Spears Created: | 17 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 451 |
Imagine a server where promises of support are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds.” Witness the epic showdown between a childfree hero and a meddling mother who just can’t keep her opinions to herself. Will you be the one to call out the BS and shake things up like never before?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of family pressure and obligation as you navigate through the chaos of adoption and abandonment. Will you be the one to save the day and keep the kids from being split up, or will you watch it all unfold from the sidelines?
Join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and questionable morals, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and excitement right here on our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join now!
