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CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Infernal Machines Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6137
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	715	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Magic Items Found:	2032	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6019
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Ores Mined:	6502	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2951
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Farms Harvested:	540
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Potions Brewed:	159
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

play.skylitemc.net

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5175
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Potions Brewed:	93	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Items Found:	8628	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Mines Excavated:	2556	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Runes Activated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!

His Seal team Sixx? Minecraft SMP

#covert operations, America, Bravery, Combat, Dedication, Defense, elite team, Heroes, Military, Minecraft, Missions, navy seals, Operation, seal, Seal team Sixx, service, sixx, smp, soldiers, special forces, TEAM, teamwork, Training, us navy, WARFARE

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join now and become part of the elite Seal team Sixx, where we take on missions to rescue villagers from zombie attacks, raid the Ender Dragon’s lair, and even battle giant mutant creepers!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs! Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on epic adventures, make new friends, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the Diamond Chicken! Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

MilCraft Server: NoNameNecessary

abusive family relationships, choosing baby names, deceased loved ones, Dysfunctional family, emotional connections, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Family Values, generational differences, honoring loved ones, MILcraft, mother-daughter relationships, mother-in-law, naming traditions, NoNameNecessary, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	123	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Zombie Dances:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama and family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story.

Looking for a server where you can name your child after your deceased MIL, despite objections from your dysfunctional family? Look no further! We support your right to choose a unique and meaningful name for your future offspring, even if it means causing a stir among your relatives.

Immerse yourself in a world where naming conventions are thrown out the window and candle-related threats are a common occurrence. Will you be able to navigate the delicate situation of family drama while also building the ultimate Minecraft empire? Only time will tell.

So come on in and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated argument with your virtual grandparents over baby names. It’s all part of the fun on our outrageous Minecraft server!

OverpackedWifeAirportDrama

airline fees, airport chaos, airport drama, baggage restrictions, communication breakdown, flight delays, luggage woes, marital dispute, missed flight, OverpackedWifeAirportDrama, overpacking, overweight suitcase, packing light, relationship conflict, stubborn spouse, travel etiquette, travel mishaps, travel stress, travel woes, vacation mishap

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6292
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	5904	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Farms Harvested:	285	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you stranded like this guy’s wife at the airport? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and epic battles.

Reasons to join: 1. We won’t charge you extra for overweight baggage, in fact, bring all the loot you want! 2. No need to argue with stubborn players, we promote teamwork and compromise. 3. You won’t miss your flight because we make sure everyone boards the Minecraft plane together. 4. Our server is so fun, you’ll never want to leave – unlike this guy’s wife who got left behind.

So come join us for a hilarious and unforgettable Minecraft experience! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server?

VibeKillerMC SMP

bad energy, Boredom, comparison, complaining, criticism, Disappointment, Drama, Failure, gossip, Insecurity, Jealousy, lack of motivation, Loneliness, negative people, pessimism, procrastination, rejection, self-doubt, smp, stress, toxic relationships, VibeKillerMC

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3667	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Enchantments Applied:	216	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a rollercoaster that launches players into the stratosphere (literally)!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server, and only the bravest players can stop them! And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of dancing creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of insanity!