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VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

anniversary celebration, Assertiveness, budgeting, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, hurt feelings, Minecraft, relationship dynamics, romantic gestures, Server, vacation accommodations, vacation activities, vacation budget, vacation expectations, vacation planning, vacation planning zone, vacation preferences, VacayGoneWrong

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Void Gems Collected:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	256	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

PhoneFlipperPro

aita, business transaction, buyer backed out, cracked phone, customer satisfaction, customer service, phone buyer, phone condition, phone inspection, phone pictures, phone return, phone sale, phone seller, phone transaction, PhoneFlipperPro, reselling phones, retail transaction, return policy, return request, selling phones, used phones

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

BIZARRE, bizarre occurrence, chance, Coincidence, CoincidenceCraft, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, serendipity, smp, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, Uncanny, unexpected, UNUSUAL, unusual happenstance, Wacky, weird

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Farms Harvested:	350	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

AnnoyingEarwormCraft

#earworm, ANNOYING, AnnoyingEarwormCraft, can’t stand, catchy song, cringe, dislike, frustrating, grating, grinds my gears, IRRITATING, Music, old news, overplayed, Overrated, played out, Repetitive, Skip, Tiresome, too much, turn off

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

CreeperCarnageFunLand

airstrikes, Beirut, Blasts, breaking news, civilian areas, Conflict, CreeperCarnageFunLand, Dahiyeh, explosions, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, secondary explosions, Targets, violence, War

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Void Gems Collected:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchantments Applied:	61	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Animals Bred:	115	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

animal lovers, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, cat, cat behavior, cat companions, cat lovers, cat obsession, cat owners, Cool, Feline, feline friends, furry friends, multiple cats, one cat, perfect, pet owners, Pets, three cats, two cats, unique pets

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Votes:	8880
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

💎MyDestiny ✨ Love your destiny ✨ Anarchy[1.21]🚀 Minecraft server

1.21, admins, Anarchy, Anarchy1.21, armor, Auto-mine, Customized map, dragon world, dragons, Good admins, Happy Gaming, Ip:, Love your destiny, Magic, minecraft server, MyDestiny, new armor, NEW WEAPONS, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, telegram channel, Telegram chat, weapons

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9021	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5590
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Villages Defended:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0

IP: mydestiny.su

Telegram channel: https://t.me/mcmydestiny

Telegram chat: https://t.me/mydestinychat

Store: https://store.mydestiny.su/

Hello dear friend! MyDestiny is a new anarchy, you definitely won’t get bored!

Here you will find:

[+] Anarchy

[+] New armor

[+] New weapons

[+] Dragon World

[+] Customized map

[+] Good admins

Happy gaming!

mydestiny.su

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing aged is the players! (21+)

21, Adult, aged, Community, Dedicated, Diamond Economy, Events, flourishing, fresh world, java, long term, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, spawn city, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	27	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Star Shards Collected:	90
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join the server?	You can apply by visiting https://mad-smp.net/discord
What is the server’s focus?	The server focuses on building a beautiful and fun world, with a giant spawn city, shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events.
Is the server for Java Edition only?	Yes, the server is for Java Edition.

Edgar’s Girl-Friendly Minecraft Server

BI SEXUAL, Cultural differences, DATING, EdgarMaxxing, Edgars, Gender norms, GirlFriendly, Girls, hello kitty, Identity, internet culture, LGBTQ, Mexican girls, mexico, Minecraft, online communities, relationships, Retardmaxxing, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Star Shards Collected:	284
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Look no further than EdgarMaxxing (aka Retardmaxxing for you non-Mexicans)! Our server is filled with Bi-sexual Hello Kitty girls just waiting to join you in your Minecraft adventures. From building epic structures to battling mobs, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Join now and experience the craziness for yourself!

> Entire Manga SMP – Evolving Relationship Minecraft

Character development, Communication, Connection, deep bond, emotional connection, emotional depth, entire, Evolving, evolving relationship, friendship, growth, Intimacy, love, Manga, Minecraft, non-sexual relationship, not physical, platonic relationship, relationship, romance, smp, story progression, two people, Understanding, unresolved tension

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5891
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	47
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through treacherous caves, build epic structures, and maybe even find love…or not, because who needs that when you have a creeper blowing up your house every other day?

Our server is like a soap opera, but with more explosions and less make-out sessions. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or the villain who steals all the diamonds? The possibilities are endless, just like the amount of times we’ve accidentally set each other on fire.

So come on, join us and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer absurdity of our Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s even crazier than a manga where the main characters never even get it on.