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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 7684 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 3293 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 122 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 8547 | Mines Excavated: | 3412 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
You gotta join this server because we got, like, the most epic builds you’ve ever seen. We got a giant chicken that shoots fireballs, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses.
And, like, if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a quest where you have to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny, which is guarded by a pack of evil cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.
So, like, if you wanna have a totally rad time and maybe even save Ukraine or something, you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude.