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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 1739 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Magic Items Found: | 4895 |
u know what else? on dis server, we follow dis planetary health diet thingy. we only eat carrots and potatoes and stuff. it’s like, super healthy and stuff. u won’t find no junk food here, no sir.
oh, and get dis, we got genetic susceptibility goin on. dat means u might be able to fly or shoot lasers outta ur eyes. who knows, man. it’s a wild ride on dis server.
and get dis, we did a study and found out dat joinin dis server reduces da risk of cardiovascular disease by like, a million percent. u won’t find a healthier server out there, i tell ya.
so come on down and join us on dis crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna blow ur mind, dude.