Super hilarious – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MacronCraft: No Civil Wars!
Civil, civil war, Conflict, Democracy, Division, election outcome, Emmanuel Macron, extremism, far right, far-left, France, French elections, Government, leadership, MacronCraft, national unity, political polarization, political stability, Politics, society, Warning, Wars
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos and fun you’ll think you’re in the middle of a civil war like Emmanuel Macron is talking about! but don’t worry, we don’t discriminate against far-right or far-left players, everyone is welcome to join the madness.
our server is like a battleground where you can fight for your beliefs and conquer territories like a true warrior. build your own army and show everyone who’s boss by dominating the competition.
we have insane events like giant chicken races and exploding sheep battles that will keep you on the edge of your seat. join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community out there. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of minecraft!

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CraftyAging
Adversity, aging, aging process, coping, CraftyAging, emotional intelligence, Experience, growth, learning, life challenges, life lessons, Maturity, mental health, Obstacles, perseverance, personal development, perspective, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, wisdom
Yo, have you ever wondered why life gets harder as we get older? Like, shouldn’t it be the other way around? Well, forget about all that deep stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got unicorns riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust a move. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots fireballs! So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and leave all your adulting problems behind!

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ArcticWorms&ChillProteins
Antarctic polychaetes, Antarctic Research, ArcticWormsChillProteins, bacterial core, bacterial diversity, cold conditions, cold-adapted bacteria, coping mechanisms, endemic species, extreme cold, metaproteomic analysis, microbial adaptation, microbial ecology, microbiome investigation, pangenomic analysis, polar ecosystems, protein function, proteins, stable microbiome, unique portfolio, widespread species
come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the secret to surviving in the coldest of conditions! our players have unlocked the power of the Antarctic polychaetes and their stable bacterial core. with a unique portfolio of proteins, you’ll be able to conquer the icy world like never before! pangenomic and metaproteomic analyses have shown us the way to ultimate survival in the harshest of environments. join us now and become a master of the cold!

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EmpireMC
Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla
Welcome to EmpireMC
made by Mayon and WardenMCStudios
This is a Minecraft public server EmpireMC’s Gamemode.
Our server is generally play to win not pay to win.
You can join our server on the IP Nearly in this site.
Don’t forget to vote for us.
Thank You.
play.empiremc.cbu.net:11623

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LOW MC
Community, LifeSteal, Minecraft, No Lag, pay to win, PvP, Server, Smooth
This is a great minecraft lifesteal server with no lag. This is one of the greatest lifesteal server with literally no lag and is very smooth. The server is totally not pay to win like others and is a great server to build a large comunity of your own.
fsn-2.ztx.gd:25957

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MineGenshin – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server
character banner, character builds, character demo, Character Teaser, Daily check-in rewards, Endless Forms Most Martial, Event, furina, Gaming, genshin, genshin impact, Heartfelt Doodlings, Impact, Maps, Minecraft, MineGenshin, noelle, Redeemable Codes, rosaria, Server, SIGEWINNE, Simulators, useful links, weapon banner, Wiki
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate blocky paradise!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll drop your diamond sword!
We’ve got more surprises than a chest full of rare loot, with events that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on caffeine.
Our current character banner features Sigewinne, Furina, Gaming, Rosaria, and Noelle – they’re ready to party with you in the pixelated world of Minecraft!
And don’t even get us started on our weapon banner – Silvershower Heartstrings (Bow) and Splendor of Tranquil Waters (Sword) are waiting to be wielded by the bravest of warriors.
Join now and claim your daily check-in rewards – they’re more satisfying than eating a golden apple!
Redeemable codes? We’ve got ’em! Use them to unlock secret treasures and power-ups that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and let the fun begin! Just be careful not to fall into a lava pit – unless you’re into that kind of thing… 😉🔥 #MinecraftMadness

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CatOuttaTheBag Minecraft Server
#revelation, bitchuds, cat out the bag, cat-and-mouse game, CatOuttaTheBag, Caught in the act, Deceit, Deception, deception exposed, deception uncovered, EXPOSED, falling for tricks, game over, Lies, Manipulation, Minecraft, no ones falling, Secrets Revealed, Server, Tricks, truth revealed, uh oh, Unmasking
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT, and tame a dragon to become your loyal pet. Don’t worry about griefers or trolls, because we have a secret army of ninja sheep ready to protect your creations at all costs.
But beware, the server owner is actually a mischievous cat in disguise, plotting to take over the world with an army of evil chickens. Will you join forces with the resistance and stop the feline takeover, or will you succumb to the cuteness of the fluffy dictator? The choice is yours, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

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Pay2PlayLove
alternating paying, awkward situations, cafe, clear communication, Communication, DATING, discussing finances, Expectations, feeling appreciated, finances, groceries, healthy relationship, initiating payments, love, Pay2PlayLove, paying for each other, relationship, Resentment, small gestures, splitting the bill
Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you like royalty? Look no further than our server, where we believe in the “you get this one, I’ll get the next” approach to finances!
Join our server and experience the thrill of alternating paying for coffee and snacks with your fellow players. Who needs diamonds when you can have a latte instead?
Don’t worry about feeling like everything is too calculative, we promise to keep the financial drama to a minimum. Plus, we have epic adventures and crazy builds that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So come on over to our server and let us treat you like the queen (or king) that you are! Just make sure to bring your own pickaxe, because we don’t split those 50/50. 😉

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BlockyKids Minecraft Server
BlockyKids, breaking the cycle, child abuse, Child protection, community support, domestic violence, effects of abuse, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, healing from abuse, hidden abuse, mental health, Minecraft, neglect, physical abuse, protective factors, psychological abuse, reporting abuse, Server, sexual abuse, signs of abuse, Trauma, vulnerable children
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing we abuse is our addiction to building epic creations! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and non-stop laughter.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find your way inside, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Slayer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, the only thing we abuse here is our love for all things Minecraft!

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SoberCraft: $100K Challenge
000, 100, 100k, addiction, challenge, Decision making, financial freedom, financial gain, Financial Security, health, lifestyle change, long term benefits, mental clarity, Moderation, MONEY, personal choice, self improvement, self-control, self-discipline, SoberCraft, Sobriety, substance abuse, temptation, wealth
Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on potions and ale in Minecraft? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky world where you can earn $100,000 in game currency, but the catch is you can never get drunk or high again. Say goodbye to those pesky potion effects and hello to a bank account full of virtual riches! Who needs a buzz when you’ve got a virtual mansion to build, am I right? Join now and start building your sober empire!

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