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Block Pathway to Forgetfulness

alzheimer’s, BLOCK, Blocking, Brain, Breakthrough, cognitive decline, Disease, forgetfulness, health, Medical, Memory Loss, Mice, neurodegenerative, Neurological, Pathway, Progression, research, Reverses, Science, study, Symptoms, Treatment

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, we got a study that reveals key alzheimers pathway and blocking it reverses symptoms in mice! like, who knew mice could play minecraft, right? but seriously, if it works for them, imagine what it could do for u! come join us and reverse ur brain damage while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be lit, fam! #blockalzheimers #minecraftcuresall

FrontierSMP

armor, Biomes, Bosses, Challenges, Custom Items, Farming, FrontierSMP, Loot, Mining, rail network, Shop, smp, Structures, Tools, weapons

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Magic Items Found:	8707	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crops Grown:	8420
Void Gems Collected:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Server IP	Play.FrontierSMP.net
Bedrock Crossplay Enabled (Port)	19132
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/E9mdAwFgNU
Wiki	https://docs.frontiersmp.net/
Version	1.21.1-1.21.3 (Playable on Latest Always)

Description:

FrontierSMP is a Survival Minecraft server with the main focus of being a community driven server. Our main goal is to make it so that players have a challenge similar to vanilla Minecraft with multiple challenging factors, but also build around a community. You will find that teleporting is a luxury on Frontier along with varying difficulty throughout the world. Mobs are tougher than normal the further you go and there are bosses waiting around every corner. All 3 worlds have custom terrain with loot per player to promote exploration for all. Spawn can also be built on by anyone to drive traffic to a shop, rail network, or whatever your heart desires. At the end of it all, we aim to make a satisfying server that will last for years to come.

Main Features:

Custom Terrain: All three dimensions have custom terrain, biomes, and structures. All structures have per player loot so you can join whenever and not miss out on exploring!
Towny: A key focal point to the server, our gameplay is focused on promoting and enhancing the Towny experience as much as possible.
Economy: We have put a lot of work and effort to balance the economy. You won’t be seeing crazy numbers here in the balance top.
Custom Items: We have set up our own loot system complete with fully textured Weapons, Tools, and Armor for you to collect.
PyroFishing & Farming: Everyone’s favorite plugins with Mining being added soon. We have also textured and balanced everything to the server!
No Pay To Win: We don’t promote that stuff and neither should you.

FAQ

1. Can I join the server from any Minecraft version?

Yes, we support the latest Minecraft version, so you can join with the most up-to-date version.

2. Are there any specific rules on FrontierSMP?

Yes, we have server rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules can be found on our Discord or Wiki.

3. Is PvP enabled on the server?

PvP is enabled in certain areas of the server, but we also have safe zones where players can build and explore without the risk of PvP.

4. How can I get involved in the community on FrontierSMP?

You can join our Discord server to connect with other players, participate in events, and stay up to date on server news and updates.

5. Are there any plans for future updates to the server?

Yes, we are constantly working on new features and updates to improve the server. We welcome player feedback and suggestions for future updates.

Shilling Chinese Market 1.20.5

1.20.5, advertising, brand image, business ethics, Chinese, Chinese market, consumer behavior, cultural sensitivity, EMBARRASSING, global economy, international business, market, market analysis, market competition, market penetration, market research, market segmentation, market strategy, Marketing, Promotion, public relations, shilling

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ores Mined:	1716
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

OMG u gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a crazy Chinese market but in pixel form! 🤪🎉

You’ll be dodging flying dumplings and battling evil pandas while building your own epic pixelated empire! 🐼🏰

The shilling is so embarrassing, it’s like watching a llama try to breakdance in a tutu! 🦙💃

Join now for a hilarious adventure that will make you question reality and maybe even learn a thing or two about the mysterious ways of the Chinese market! 🤯🇨🇳

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Animals Bred:	87
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	480	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	301
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1313
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1264
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Potions Brewed:	43	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	1235
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6282
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8095
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Holy Grails Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).