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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 4765 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 5928 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 36 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Royal Courts Attended: | 4 |
On our server, you can build your dream laptop out of virtual blocks and never have to worry about someone calling you stingy for not giving away your belongings. We offer a safe space where you can focus on crafting and exploring, without the pressure of buying expensive gifts for your significant other.
So come join us and leave all your real-life troubles behind. Who needs a blender when you can create amazing structures in Minecraft? Plus, we promise not to brag about buying groceries – unless it’s virtual food for your Minecraft character, of course.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into buying them a laptop – just come play on our server instead!