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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1099 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 349 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!
Join us for a chance to compete against Simone Biles in a virtual gymnastics competition – she may be a pro in real life, but can she handle the pressure of Minecraft gymnastics? And don’t even get us started on Olivia Dunne – she may be a benchwarmer in real life, but in our SMP, she’s the queen of the arena battles!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of players who are obsessed with white Nordic blondes and Asian fetishes – you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll stumble upon in our world. So come join us for a laugh-out-loud experience that you’ll never forget!
