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ZombieLand Minecraft Server

Analysis, Budget, burial, cemetery expansion, Conflict, death, eastern europe, Expansion, Expenses, Government, INCREASE, international relations, Invasion, Military, Minecraft, Report, russia, Server, SPENDING, statistics, Ukraine, War, ZOMBIELAND

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have more cemetery expansion than russia during ukraine invasion! we have so many graves, you’ll never run out of places to bury your enemies! join now for the ultimate graveyard experience and watch as our tombstones grow taller than the kremlin! who needs war when you can have a peaceful burial ground to call home? come dig with us and see why our server is the final resting place for all your minecraft dreams.

PeacefulCraftBerlin

berlin, Berlin restaurant, coexistence, Conflict, cultural exchange, Diversity, germany, Island of peace, Israeli cuisine, Israeli-Palestinian, MIDDLE EAST, multicultural, Palestinian cuisine, Peace, PeacefulCraftBerlin, Restaurant, solidarity, tolerance, Unity, vandalised, Vandalism

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Divine Spears Created:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

so, like, u kno dis server? it’s like da bomb diggity, man. u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like an island of peace, like dat restaurant in germany. but, like, instead of food, we serve up some epic minecraft adventures, bro.

u wanna know why u gotta join dis server? well, lemme tell ya a lil story. once upon a time, there was dis player who joined our server and found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted gear and rare blocks. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, man.

but dat ain’t all, oh no. we also got a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. and if u win, u get a special prize that will make all ur friends jealous.

so, like, come join us on dis epic minecraft server and experience all da craziness and fun. trust me, u won’t regret it, bro.

CraftyOdorant

beauty, Beauty Products, body spray, Cologne, CraftyOdorant, Designer, eau de parfum, eau de toilette, fine fragrance, Fragrance, fragrance industry, Grooming, luxury, niche fragrance, odorant, perfume, personal care, scent, signature scent, unisex fragrance

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	552
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Secret Passages Found:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! We even got a secret underground disco party where the creepers be droppin’ sick beats!

But wait, there’s more! Our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds and make your pickaxe sing Beyonce songs. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie army who do the cha-cha slide every hour on the hour.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join da fun and experience the most epic odorous adventure of your Minecraft life!

PotionPanicCraft

antidepressant, anxiety, Brain, brain chemistry, brain function, emotional processing, internal bodily sensations, interoception, medication, mental health, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, mood disorders, neuroscience, pharmaceuticals, PotionPanicCraft, psychiatric drugs, psychological effects, research, serotonin, study

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Animals Bred:	150	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

so, like, imagine if you join this minecraft server, right? it’s like taking a dose of that antidepressant stuff but for your brain in the game! you’ll be processing internal bodily sensations like never before, man. and when you’re anxious in the game, it’s like a whole new level of serotonin and interoception going on. it’s wild, dude. come join us and experience the mind-bending effects of minecraft like never before!

TabbySlimeKing Minecraft

creativity, Forge, landscape, Minecraft, Resourcefulness, Survival, TabbySlimeKing, unmodified, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mines Excavated:	2058	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	251	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Looking for the classic Minecraft experience? Our server offers a completely vanilla world, unmodified from the ground up. Forge your path in a vast, ever-changing landscape, limited only by your creativity and resourcefulness.

mc.tabbyslimeking.xyz

Tomoso’s So-So Vanilla SMP: Where the community is small, but the humor is big!

Adventure, big, building, Chill, Community, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, humor, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, PvP, rules, Server, Small, smp, Soso, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Emeralds Found:	5525	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Villages Defended:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Server Overview

Type	Plugins	Economy	Land Claims	Version	Location	Discord
Vanilla	Few select plugins	Diamond based	No land claims	Papermc 1.20.6	France	https://discord.gg/bGGBSbGRrB

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

No, we do not allow land claims on our server to preserve the original Minecraft feel.

2. What kind of economy system does the server have?

We have a diamond-based economy system in place on the server.

3. Are there any special plugins installed on the server?

We have a few select plugins installed for quality of life improvements, but strive to keep the gameplay as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible.

CraftyFetish Minecraft Server

coding, computer science, CraftyFetish, developers, developers fetish, fetish, geek, Interest, long tail, Minecraft, Nerd, Niche, Obsession, obvious, Passion, programming, Server, Software Development, SPECIALIZED, Specific, tags, Technology, Unique

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server was created by developers with an obvious fetish for all things wacky and wild! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

Our server features insane custom plugins that will have you laughing out loud as you play. From flying pigs to exploding chickens, we’ve got it all! And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie riding a unicorn? You will on our server!

But that’s not all – our spawn area is a giant disco party with flashing lights and funky music. And our staff members are all trained professional clowns who will entertain you while you play. Plus, we have regular events like “Taco Tuesday” where all players get free tacos in-game.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer craziness that awaits you. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PixelPunch Minecraft Server

2016 Games, anti-sex beds, ARRIVING, athletes, athletic people, Brazil, condoms, degenerate city, DureX, Minecraft, Nickname, Olympic village, Open, Paris, PixelPunch, planet, Raunchy Rio, Reports, Server, sex orgy, sexual relations, STOP, two week long

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3225
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Ores Mined:	9551
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Buildings Constructed:	41

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Olympic Village meets Paris in a wild and raunchy adventure! Join us for the most athletic and scandalous gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is filled with over 200,000 virtual condoms provided by Durex, so you know things are about to get steamy. The athletes are arriving, ready to engage in some pixelated passion like never before.

Despite the anti-sex beds in the game, the orgy will go on! Nothing can stop the debauchery and excitement that awaits you on our server. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together in the most outrageous way possible!

WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA

aita, beater car, Boston, co worker, driving lessons, engine, family, Honda, licence, Mercedes A220, new car, office block, repair shop, savings, snob, stable jobs, Test drive, Wife, WifeCarNoTestDriveAITA, wiring issues, work buddy

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	7789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in treating your virtual cars with the utmost respect! Just like the OP’s wife’s brand new Mercedes A220, we value pristine vehicles and won’t let anyone drive them without permission.

Join us for a chance to show off your pixelated rides and protect them from any jealous coworkers like X, who might spread rumors about you being a snob just because you have a fancy new car in the game.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be surrounded by fellow car enthusiasts who understand the importance of keeping your virtual wheels looking fresh. So come on over and let’s drive into the sunset together, leaving the haters behind in the dust!

MineLife: 8 Work, 8 Sleep Minecraft Server

balance, daily routine, existentialism, fulfillment, Happiness, life satisfaction, meaning of life, mental health, Minecraft, Minelife, personal growth, philosophy, productivity, purpose, self-care, Server, Sleep, Time management, well-being, work, work hours, work-life balance, work-life harmony, work-life integration

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5656
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crops Grown:	4085
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of the daily grind of working and sleeping? Do you yearn for adventure and excitement in a world where the only limit is your imagination? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us on a journey to a land where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to find this elusive creature and strike it rich?

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Zombie King, who roams the land in search of brains to add to his collection. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and claim his crown for yourself?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the meaning of life is to build, explore, and most importantly, have a laugh along the way. Who needs 8 hours of work and 8 hours of sleep when you can spend all day crafting and mining with us?