Players: |
97/100 |
Uptime: |
96% |
Rating: |
4.8 / 5 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: |
3 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: |
6 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: |
2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
2 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: |
1 |
Magical Moments Shared: |
10 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
8 |
Towns Built: |
1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: |
4 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: |
5 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: |
9 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: |
5 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: |
13 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: |
2 |
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so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.