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Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 9351 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 56 | Farms Harvested: | 507 |
but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where herobrine hangs out and tells ghost stories to enderman. and if u join now, u get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows.
oh, and did i mention that the server is run by a senior israeli official who once convinced hamas to play a game of hide and seek for the release of hostages? true story bro.
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the wackiest, craziest, most epic adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.