sunscreen Minecraft Servers

Sunscreen

  • SunscreenSprint

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    SunscreenSprint

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Block UV Rays: Fish Fertility Fun

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    Block UV Rays: Fish Fertility Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we out here investigatin’ da impact of sunscreen on marine life! We got scientists in da game tryna figure out if dem chemical compounds in sunscreen be messin’ up da coral reefs and makin’ da fish infertile. It’s like a wild science experiment happenin’ right in front of yo eyes!

    But wait, there’s more! We got dolphins wearin’ sunglasses, turtles throwin’ shade, and squids rockin’ SPF 1000 sunscreen hats. It’s a whole new world under da sea, and you gotta be part of it!

    So come on down to our server and dive into da ocean of possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a sunscreen-powered sea monster or a fish with a sunburn. The possibilities are endless, just like our imagination! So what are you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s make some waves together! 🐠🌊🌞

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • BlockyBigotry

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    BlockyBigotry

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting tanned is the sand on our beaches! Join us for a sun-soaked adventure filled with epic builds and crazy shenanigans.

    Imagine rowing your way through pixelated waters, with your crew team by your side. But watch out for those sneaky mobs trying to ruin your perfect tan! And speaking of tans, we fully support all beauty standards, whether you want to be as pale as a ghost or as bronzed as a baked potato.

    Don’t worry about any accusations of racism here, because we embrace all ethnicities and backgrounds. In fact, we encourage you to express your unique beauty standards, whether it’s rocking a tan or staying as fair as a snowflake.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be apologizing for is not joining sooner! And don’t worry about your principal or parents getting mad – they’ll be too busy trying to survive in our wild and wacky world. See you in-game, and remember, tan lines are just the start of your epic adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CoolBlock Sunscreen – Stay Cool and Protected

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    CoolBlock Sunscreen – Stay Cool and Protected

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have sunscreen that not only protects you from UV rays but also cools you down like a polar bear in a snowstorm. our sunscreen is so cool that it can make your skin feel like you’re chilling in an igloo while fighting off creepers and zombies.

    imagine walking around the block with your friends, feeling the cool breeze on your skin as you explore the endless possibilities of our server. you’ll be the coolest cat in town, literally, because our sunscreen will make you feel like you’re walking on ice.

    so come join us and experience the coolest minecraft server around, where the sun is shining but you’ll be feeling as cool as a cucumber. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • 🌊 Glimmer Shores: The Vanilla-est Semiprecious Java Land

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    🌊 Glimmer Shores: The Vanilla-est Semiprecious Java Land

    New Minecraft Servers

    Glimmer Shores Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features Claims System 🏝️
    Shops Plugin 🏪
    Auctions 🎯
    Homes Feature 🏠
    Java IP Glimmershores.net
    Bedrock IP Glimmershores.net:19132
    Version 1.21

    Grab your sunscreen and join us today! ☀️

    Community Discord Code: 3gfCGqkeUt

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land on the server? Use the /claim command to define your area.
    Can I create my own shop? Yes, you can set up your own shop using the Shops Plugin.
    Is PvP enabled on Glimmer Shores? PvP is allowed but discouraged in residential areas.
    How do I teleport to my home? Use the /home command to teleport to your set home location.
    Can I participate in server auctions? Yes, you can bid on items in server auctions.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tan Lines R Us

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    Tan Lines R Us

    New Minecraft Servers

    join our epic minecraft server and show off your tan lines to prove just how efficient your body is! we have a secret underground tan line competition where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual sunscreen! plus, our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates in emojis – can you decipher their messages and uncover the hidden treasure? join now for a chance to become the ultimate tan line champion and ghost whisperer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Phthalate-Free Kids Skincare Server

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    Phthalate-Free Kids Skincare Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even ur skincare products are shook? well, boy do i have the server for u! our server is so epic, it’s been scientifically proven that using skincare products while playing on it can make u a total boss. like, ur urine levels will be off the charts with phthalates, whatever that means. join now for a skincare routine like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Skin Cancer-Free Zone

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    Skin Cancer-Free Zone

    New Minecraft Servers

    ya know what else is decreasing? the chances of getting bored on our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride full of epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we’ve got so much fun stuff to do, you’ll forget all about those pesky real life responsibilities.

    imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie pigs start breakdancing around you. you team up with a squad of llamas riding pandas to defeat them in an epic battle. and that’s just a regular tuesday on our server!

    plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll make friends for life. we even have a secret handshake that involves throwing chicken eggs at each other. it’s a bonding experience like no other.

    so why wait? join us now and say goodbye to boring skin cancer news and hello to the most insane minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where the Custom Fish come with Sunglasses! 🕶️ Featuring Weekly Challenges, PvP (only if you forget your sunscreen), and NO Resets! 🐟🎣

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    ☀️ Sunburnt SMP: Where the Custom Fish come with Sunglasses! 🕶️ Featuring Weekly Challenges, PvP (only if you forget your sunscreen), and NO Resets! 🐟🎣

    New Minecraft Servers

    Server IP play.shaded.gg
    Discord https://discord.gg/XsqPJgjTeR
    TikTok https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNW7GqCk/

    Overview:

    Hello, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Shaded, the ultimate SMP survival server that’s taking the Minecraft world by storm in 2024!

    Features:

      • NEW! Fishing Log
      • NEW! Lobster Pots
      • NEW! PvP Arena
      • Land Claiming and Grief Prevention
      • Custom Gear, Economy, Shops, and Auctions
      • Free (Vote) Ranks, Kits, and Perks
      • Quests, Events, and (Weekly) Challenges

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: How can I join Shaded?

    A: Simply copy and paste the server IP play.shaded.gg into your Minecraft client.

    Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

    A: No, PvP on Shaded is entirely optional. Players can choose to participate based on their preferences.

    Q: How can I protect my creations on the server?

    A: Shaded offers a robust land claiming and grief prevention system to ensure the safety and security of player builds.

    Q: Can I earn free ranks, kits, and perks on Shaded?

    A: Yes, players can earn free ranks, kits, and perks through voting on the server.

    Q: Are there regular quests and events on Shaded?

    A: Yes, players can engage in thrilling quests, participate in events, and tackle weekly challenges to stay engaged and rewarded.

    Q: Is Shaded a cross-platform server?

    A: Yes, Shaded unites Java and Bedrock players, offering a seamless gaming experience for all.

    For more information and updates, join our Discord, follow us on Twitter, and check out our website. We look forward to welcoming you to the Shaded family!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

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    PreggoCraft: Makeup Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u reading this. wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u gotta join. our server is so lit, it’s like playing on a rainbow made of diamonds. we got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing, and even talking creepers.

    but wait, there’s more. if u join our server, u will have a 99% chance of finding a rare enchanted diamond sword within the first 5 minutes. not only that, but our server is so magical, it can make ur crops grow faster and ur animals breed like there’s no tomorrow.

    oh, and did i mention that playing on our server can actually make u better at math? yep, it’s true. scientists have proven that our server increases ur brain power by 69%. so what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
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