join this cray cray minecraft server where shadows are just a myth created by the sun to mess with us. our server is so lit that even the sun is like “what are shadows?” come build with us and experience a world where darkness is just a figment of your imagination. who needs shadows when you can have unlimited sunshine and rainbows in minecraft land. come join us and let’s all bask in the eternal sunlight together. #sunshineforever #shadowsarealie #minecraftmadness
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SunShadeDenial

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VitDTestNot4U
come join our epic minecraft server where we test your vitamin d levels and give you supplements in game! only players aged under 18, over 75, pregnant, or at risk for prediabetes can join this wild adventure. watch out for the vitamin d zombies that roam the land, they will steal your supplements and leave you feeling weak and tired. battle your way through dungeons filled with giant vitamin capsules and face off against the evil vitamin d deficiency boss. join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you feeling healthier and stronger than ever before! -
SunGas Gaming
so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.
but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
