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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 8823 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 2636 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.
but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
