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Maduro’s Secret MineCraft Server

Amnesty, Crisis, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, intervention, Latin America, Maduro, Maduros, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Pardon, Politics, power struggle, regime change, secret, secret talks, Server, south america, step down, US, Venezuela

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

so, like, imagine this: there’s this minecraft server that’s so epic, it’s like a secret meeting between the US and Venezuela’s Maduro. but instead of talking politics, they’re talking about minecraft! maduro is all like, “i’ll step down if you join this server, it’s that good!” and the US is like, “dude, this server is so lit, i’ll give you a pardon if you join!”

so now, this server is like the ultimate place to be. you can build crazy stuff, like a replica of the white house or a giant statue of maduro riding a llama. and the best part is, you get a pardon just for playing on this server!

join now and be part of this epic secret meeting in minecraft! who knew politics could be so fun?

MaduroCraft: No X Allowed!

Allowed, authoritarianism, Bans, Censorship, crackdown, Democracy, Dictatorship, freedom of speech, government control, human rights violations, international relations, Latin America, Maduro, MaduroCraft, Nicolas Maduro, opposition, political repression, Political unrest, PROTESTS, sanctions, south america, Venezuela

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff just like venezuela bans X! maduro is expanding his crackdown but we are expanding our fun! build crazy houses, fight dragons, and ride pigs into battle! we have so much chaos you’ll forget all about real world politics! join now before maduro bans us too!

CruisequakeCraft

Adventure, cruise ship, CruisequakeCraft, earthquake, Maritime, Motion, natural disaster, nautical, Ocean, ROLLING, sea sickness, seismic activity, Sensation, Ship, travel, tremor, undulating, vacation, vibrating, Waves, windy waters

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	168	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Ores Mined:	8577
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30

come join our minecraft server and experience the wild ride of a cruise ship in a windstorm! imagine the thrill of building your own ship while it’s being tossed around like a ragdoll! feel the adrenaline rush as you try to navigate through the chaos and keep your creations from falling apart!

but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with treasure and mystery. dive deep into the depths and discover hidden caves, sunken ships, and maybe even a kraken or two!

if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the server transforms into a magical wonderland where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers are actually friendly! it’s a party like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

so come on down to our server and join in on the madness. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of minecraft!

BreakfastCraft: Start your day right!

Behavior, Breakfast, BreakfastCraft, children, data analysis, Day, eating habits, Global, habits, Happiness, health, IMPORTANCE, life satisfaction, Lifestyle, mental health, morning meal, nutrition, research, Start, study, survey, well-being, young people

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4607
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Magic Items Found:	2763
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

join our epic minecraft server and never miss breakfast again! our virtual world is filled with delicious virtual breakfast options to start your day off right. from virtual pancakes to virtual bacon and eggs, we’ve got it all!

not only will you never go hungry on our server, but you’ll also experience higher levels of life satisfaction than those poor souls who miss out on breakfast. our players are living their best lives, all thanks to the power of a good morning meal in the minecraft world.

so come join us and feast like never before! virtual breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.

AureusMC

Community, Discord, Economy, Features, Forge, Fun, Ip:, Join, LATEST, Minecraft, Modpack, Pixelmon, Play, pokemon, regular, Running, Server, Technicpack, Unique, Updates, Version

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3408
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Love Letters Sent:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Welcome to AureusMC, we offer a fun pixelmon community with loads of unique features and regular updates.

Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version : Adds over 850 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5, to be able join our pixelmon servers please use our custom made modpack, or install pixelmon manually through forge.

Server IP: play.Aureusmc.org Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/aureusmc-pixelmon.1994289 Discord: discord.gg/Aureusmc

play.aureusmc.org

MysticHaven

active community, Adventure, alliances, base, challenge, Community, Dynamic economy, Economy, Events, Exciting Crates, Gear, LifeSteal, Lifesteal gameplay, Minecraft, Missions, MysticHaven, PvP, reliable support, rule, Server, SURVIVE, Trade, wealth

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6627
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2391	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Enter MysticHaven, where adventure and challenge await! Here’s what makes our server unique: Lifesteal Gameplay: Defeat players and steal their life to become stronger. Be careful, others can steal your life too! Dynamic Economy: Earn money through trade, selling goods, and completing missions. Use your wealth to expand your base and buy better gear. Exciting Crates: Open crates for a chance to get rare and powerful items to dominate your enemies. Active Community: Join a friendly and supportive community. Collaborate, form alliances, and participate in thrilling events. Reliable Support: Our team is always working to improve the server and add new features. Need help? We’re here for you. Join MysticHaven today and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure. Survive, earn, and rule on the best lifesteal server!

45.128.157.4:25626

Merchant Villages: Where the only thing we claim is unlimited land – no griefing allowed!

Allowed, Auction, Chestshop, Claim, eco-system, Economy, Essentials, family friendly, full economy experience, gaming experience, Griefing, Land, merchant, minecraft server, Minigames, Npc, Plugins, protected, PvE, rules, TRADES, Unlimited, Vanilla, Villages

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	374	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Address	mc.merchantvillages.com

Merchant Villages is a friendly non-pvp server looking for mature, well behaved players.

Have you been enjoying Minecraft single player, but found the online community less than you’d hoped for? Are you tired of being griefed by experienced players? Had enough of power hungry admins threatening to ban you every time you blink? Merchant Villages offers a friendly environment for players new to the scene and experienced players alike.

Merchant Villages is well established having been online since January of 2013.

In Merchant Villages you will find a unique economy because it is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang. Villagers on this server have been designed to make trading easy and fun. With EssentialsEco, ChestShop, auction plugin and others seamlessly integrating the vanilla trading with a full eco system, Merchant Villages offers a different approach to creating a full economy experience.

Features:

Unlimited land starting with 100×100 plots and expanded as needed
Everything protected – No griefing, everything logged
Four home sets and more as you rank
No starting in overpopulated areas
Fall damage off – Creeper and ghast block damage off
Craftbook which includes pipes, wireless redstone, and much more
Minigames including parkour, spleef, hunger games and more!
Family friendly environment
No Inventory loss arenas
Friendly rules including (1) Respect other players, (2) No offensive language, (3) no hacks, and of course (4) No griefing.

Come and join us for a full, friendly gaming experience.

https://discord.gg/0pkUOvkI9vRNj1Vw

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server pvp or non-pvp?	The server is non-pvp.
Is griefing allowed?	No, everything is protected and griefing is not allowed.
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, some of the rules include respecting other players, no offensive language, no hacks, and no griefing.
How long has the server been online?	The server has been online since January of 2013.
What kind of economy does the server have?	The economy is based off of the NPC villager trades created by Mojang.

Rule34Craft Minecraft Server

adult content, black-skinned-male, browsing, Character, CONTENT, exclusion, explicit, FANTASY, fetish, filtering, Futanari, Limit, Mature, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, pages, r34, rule 34, Rule34Craft, search, Server, taboo

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Are you tired of scrolling through endless pages of questionable content just to find some wholesome Minecraft fun? Look no further, because our server is like a breath of fresh air in a sea of weirdness! Join us and say goodbye to blacked shenanigans and futanari nightmares. We promise over 10 pages of pure, unadulterated Minecraft goodness! So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most epic block-building adventures of your life!

WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP

Bigotry, discrimination, Hate Speech, Oppression, racial discrimination, racial division, racial hierarchy, racial inequality, racial injustice, racial prejudice, racial superiority, racial violence, racism, Supremacy, white domination, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, white privilege, White Supremacy, WhiteKnightMinecraftSMP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	795117
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace the chaos! Join us and become part of our crazy community where the only way to survive is to expect the unexpected.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and emeralds. But little did they know, it was guarded by a pack of evil chickens who were hell-bent on protecting their precious loot. It was a battle like no other, with feathers flying and eggs cracking, but in the end, the players emerged victorious and claimed the treasure as their own.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret society of llamas who roam the land, offering quests and challenges to anyone brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that those who complete all the llama quests will be granted the power to control time itself. Time travel in Minecraft? Only on our SMP!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the madness. Who knows what adventures await you in our crazy world. Just remember, the right white man marches on. Embrace the chaos or be left behind!

SassyCraft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	244
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your family drama? Look no further than our server! Join us for a world where stepsons can’t ruin your happiness and where you can focus on building epic structures without any family drama.

Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where your happiness is the only thing that matters. No more dealing with unhappy marriages or stepsons who don’t appreciate you – on our server, you’re free to build, explore, and have a great time without any drama.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your family troubles behind. Who needs a happy marriage when you can have a happy Minecraft world instead? Let’s build some blocks and forget about all the drama!