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VanishingJobsMC SMP
Are you tired of boring old professions like accountants and lawyers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we predict that in 5-10 years, professions like chicken wranglers and lava divers will be all the rage! Imagine the thrill of wrangling chickens in a pixelated world or diving into pools of lava to collect rare resources. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be ahead of the curve and join us now! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary chicken whisperer or lava diving champion! -
ZombieCraftUSA
Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! If you wanna survive the zombie apocalypse, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, cuz on this server, we got the craziest gun control laws in all of Minecraft!Picture this: you’re chillin’ in your base, minding your own business, when suddenly, a horde of zombies comes knockin’ on your door. But guess what? You ain’t gotta worry, cuz we got guns for days! Blast those zombies back to the Nether with our insane arsenal of weapons.
But that’s not all, folks! On this server, we got special zombie bosses that drop epic loot when you defeat ’em. Imagine takin’ down a giant zombie with a diamond sword that shoots fireballs! It’s like a freakin’ action movie, but in Minecraft!
So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and show those zombies who’s boss! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we got free pizza every Friday. Can’t beat that, am I right? Let’s get this party started!
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BabyBumpCraft
So, like, imagine this, right? You’re a pregnant mouse, just chillin’ in your little mouse house, and suddenly you’re like, “I need some weed to help with these pregnancy symptoms, man.” But little do you know, that THC and CBD is gonna mess up your baby mouse’s brain development and behavior FOREVER.But hey, don’t worry, we got the perfect solution for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape from the crazy world of pregnant mouse weed drama. Build your own little mouse house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even find a secret stash of virtual weed that won’t harm your virtual mouse babies.
So come on, join us and let’s have a wild time together! Just remember, don’t do drugs, even if you’re a pregnant mouse in Minecraft.
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CrushCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and dance the night away. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named Larry.But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bachelorette, where players compete for the heart of a pixelated princess. Will you be the one to win her over with your epic building skills and charming personality?
So come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I used to crush on a cartoon character when I could have been playing on this amazing server!”
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Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!
Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.
But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.
Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.
So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!
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MILrageCraft – No Visits, No Messages!
video sharing, family relationships, family connections, long distance family, mother-in-law boundariesAre you tired of boring family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where flipping the bird is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our server is filled with hilarious moments like a little sister showing off her middle finger bandaid and unintentionally giving the finger to family members.But watch out, because even the most innocent jokes can lead to family feuds! Experience the thrill of navigating through family drama and deciding whether to go no contact with your own relatives. Will you choose to honor the finger-flipping ban or rebel against the rules? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!
Join now for a wild ride of family antics and absurd reactions. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in the virtual world? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of our crazy community!
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ConspiracyCraft SMP
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because our SMP is filled with wild conspiracy theories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!Join us and uncover the truth behind why villagers trade emeralds for useless items, or why Endermen are always stealing blocks. Rumor has it that the admins are actually secret agents working for the Ender Dragon, and every time you mine diamonds, you’re actually funding their evil plans to take over the server!
But don’t worry, we have a secret society of players dedicated to exposing the truth and protecting the server from any shady dealings. So if you’re ready to dive deep into the world of Minecraft conspiracy theories and have a laugh along the way, join us now and let the chaos begin!